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Tony Peaches

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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 2h
Fun fact: in 1979, new elected NY Assemblyman Schumer attended Roy Cohn’s birthday party at Studio 54. This is the type of guy he is, and should be nowhere near a leadership position in this moment.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 5h
**Packed Oriole Park at Camden Yards chanting**: CREED!!! CREED!!! CREED!!! CREED!!! **Frankenstein style angry mob, torches in hand, marching on Mike Elias’s home**: CREED!!! CREED!!! CREED!!! CREED!!!
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Dr. Creed Willems, PhD @nafer.bsky.social · 6h
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 7h
Come for the Absolute Cinema. Stay for the “graphic nudity.”
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 7h
Man I was tired as hell when I wrote this. Incoherent delusions of grandeur.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 7h
I’m being serious right now
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 7h
Trying to enjoy layers season while it lasts
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 8h
If there’s a generation blue wave, what does that mean for ‘28???
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Adam D. Jameson @adjameson.bsky.social · 9h
In the future, everyone will be White House Press Secretary for five days.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
If the Brewers can do this after a 43 WS drought, maybe there’s hope for our Orioles will make it in my lifetime.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Brew Crew
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Brew Crew
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Revolutions returns in January!
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sufjan Stevens
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Sufjan Stevens-ass title
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Mike Duncan’s Great Idiot Theory of History™️
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
This guy stinks.
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Blake Bortles @blakebortles.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
Happy Witching Hour, to all who celebrate.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Reddit post:
Is Bob Dylan a weird person?
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PLDH @pldhnet.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Need everyone to see this
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Currently 3-1. Had to make the draft grade my avatar.
Yahoo AI draft grade “F.” 3-1 record.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“Sen. Roger Marshall (R-KS) is being accused by a local baker of skipping out on a bill for nearly $700 in cookies during his last election.”
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So many amazing choices. This might be my favorite.
The sea had jeeringly kept his finite body up, but drowned the infinite of his soul. Not drowned entirely, though. Rather carried down alive to wondrous depths, where strange shapes of the unwarped primal world glided to and fro before his passive eyes; and the miser-merman, Wisdom, revealed his hoarded heaps; and among the joyous, heartless, ever-juvenile eternities, Pip saw the multitudinous, God-omnipresent, coral insects, that out of the firmament of waters heaved the colossal orbs. He saw God’s foot upon the treadle of the loom, and spoke it; and therefore his shipmates called him mad. So man’s insanity is heaven’s sense; and wandering from all mortal reason, man comes at last to that celestial thought, which, to reason, is absurd and frantic; and weal or woe, feels then uncompromised, indifferent as his God.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Too scary. I’d have panicked thoughts of Phil Collins and Nancy Reagan every time I spun it.
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Mara Wilson @marawilson.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I don’t think I’m ever going to get the appeal of pivoting to video for podcasts. I’ve been listening to podcasts for 20 years, and never once have I thought, my God, I need to SEE these people! I’m on a walk or doing the dishes, I don’t need video. 
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Upgrading your grey matter
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Buddy Mac
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 02/10/2026
he probably heard marriage is a union
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Mike McCarthy going to pull up some Minecraft at halftime
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Birds
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go woke or go broke
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
David Purdue: Totally Exonerated,
No Wrongdoing.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
O’s not last
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Mother Nature on the right side of history here.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Phil Bomb incoming
Phil Lesh
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bob Odenkirk classic car guy from I Think You Should Leave
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got ‘em…
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Guy Bundestrivago @convolutedname.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Donald Trump you’re telling me for the first time
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Blansas?!?
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Adam Bates @abates.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
bro you had one job
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Phil Collins Easy Lover
Alt: Phil Collins Easy Lover
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Love to sit like I’m in a Tim & Eric sketch.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lol. lmao. cooked
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
How’s the Zionist project going? Israeli gov’t messing up so bad, they’re about to will into existence a dang Ed Sheeran Disco Demolition Night.
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
When he’s right, he’s right!
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Tony Peaches @tonypeaches.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Vibes slightly less rancid today. Beautiful weather outside. Maybe better things are possible. Do I dare watch the Orioles tonight?
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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