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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 2h

Hate to break it to you babe but that's Elon Musk

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 4h

This motherfucker can't miss

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Steven Godfrey @stevengodfrey.bsky.social · 6h

I RT this every time I see it

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 20h

In my defense: It was for sure going to hit my kid if I hadn't swatted at it, although if I had been locked in it would have been an easy grab Not in my defense: He heated it at me because he assumed I had my glove at the ready and wanted me to have it, which sucks even harder

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 20h

I went to a game this summer and Tommy Pham was in the outfield. Flashed my glove at him and he gave me a nod. Next inning he shagged a fly ball and RIPPED it at me and I wasn't paying attention and swatted it away. I will go to my grave fearing he remembers how bad I fucked up. Great dishonor.

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emptywheel @emptywheel.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Over on Xitter, there's a really interesting new schism between those clinging to conspiracies about the pipe bomber and those who learned differently.

General Mike Flynn
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This situation surrounding Brian Cole MUST be addressed immediately. This is down right abuse of a person with special needs.
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Dan Bongino celebrated this…

He’s no better than Christopher Wray.

The agent doing this was the head FBI agent in my case SA Nick Hannak.

Shameless and disgusting. x.com/sarahiscensore…
Dan Bongino

@dbongino
Dear General,
You’re a fraud. It’s way past time to tell people who you really are, and why you do what you do. They need to hear it from you. Have some dignity and tell the truth. Stop disgracing the uniform.
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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Absolutely no reason for anyone to be active on Twitter unless you're required to be for work. There's zero justification for it at all. Sorry.

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

... and? It's a product I don't like so I don't use it. Many normal people drink Pepsi, probably, but I don't like it so I don't buy it. I don't have any social or moral obligation to consume a thing that I think fuckin sucks

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Easily one of the craziest Peak Woke things about education was that Halloween was successfully banned from loads of city school districts and charters, and although the whole push has slowed down it has metastasized to the suburbs. I'm not even kidding, it's so goddamn sad

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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

You know, in retrospect, that fluky 2022 Pennant really convinced us this this Phillies team was a lot more than it ever actually was.

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I swear to god Joey Votto just called JT Realmuto "Real Mewtwo"

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

The last decade of urban education policy everywhere in the world has created unmanageable personal, emotional and professional imbalances for teachers, who are treated like spare parts at schools where there are incentive structures that literally reward and tolerate heinous behavior. It's evil.

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I have zero sympathy for the rioters and their supporters in France. Sorry. Modern urban pedagogy has created professionally and spiritually unsurvivable schools. I know because it's my job. Fresh faced teachers are bullied and threatened until they quit every year. There is no "teacher shortage"

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I think it's important to remember that our cultural enemies are literal blood-worshipping heathens and it is our spiritual, social and cultural inheritance and responsibility to treat them like the pagan cannibal baby killers that they are.

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

You foreign devils have no idea how good Crumbs Along The Mohawk is. Easily the silkiest, creamiest, most premium store bought ice cream ever made. Often imitated never duplicated upstate New York number one SUNY Geneseo garbage plate Adirondack Mountains Storm King Poughkeepsie and so forth

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Dr. Peter Paul Rubens @peterpaulrubens.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Visiting and comforting prisoners, from an Acts of Mercy series by Michael Sweerts. Traditionally, caring for prisoners was the duty of any good Christian. Your society has kind of forgotten that.

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

(the most dad voice you've ever heard) need a run here

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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Most TV is just this now.

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Imagine choosing to be called Terry. Imagine how brave you have to be

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Midsommar is pretty funny, but I forgot how one of the most unintentionally funny things is how Aster made the boyfriend too sympathetic and we just watch this poor shmuck get tortured for three hours for the crime of not breaking up with his girlfriend fast enough

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Honestly one of the most successful ideological coups of the century is that the Big Tough Manly Man Party is now led by an effete diva who had a decades long bitch fight with the editor of Vanity Fair and his legion of nattering ball-fearing eunuchs who wore blue jeans to run the mile in gym class

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Okay so this is one of the most remarkably embarrassing things I've ever seen in my life, but more importantly further proof that every single Republican staffer is a KiwiFarms asthma having wore a suit to school can't catch a pop fly weiner who knows less about sports than the average theater kid

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Christman's stroke was a real tragedy. Basically the only American thinker equal to the task of eloquently and plainly presenting socialism and dissecting our horrible cultural vortex, and synthesizing the two. An actual genius. Take care of your body folks, because he did not to himself

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My calculus is simple: he can either be the worst great quarterback or the best decent quarterback, depending on the week. He and Trevor Lawrence occupy that purgatory together

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Very funny that they can't do a tush push with Case Keenum because he would actually die from it. First and nothing and you'd just have to lurch him forward literally two inches, but you can't do it because his resultant maiming would be the first ever recorded case of elder abuse of a 38 year old

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We are Catholics and decided to send our five year old to a rather competitive Catholic school she got into. I was worried it'd be too insular, but they're dead serious about the moral mission. The other day she said we have to love the homeless. I asked why? She told me that it was in her homework

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Mike @2adult2person.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

@ phillies

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

One way in which Trump is extremely consequential is that if he's not elected the first time, western Europe doesn't do its insane overcorrection on immigration in order to prove itself as a moral leader and the current parallelism catastrophe and ensuing ethnic chauvinism problem doesn't happen

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did the White Sox know that they were getting like a top three Vibe Meister when they got Munetaka Murakami? I have never seen a clubhouse rock so hard with a rookie.

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

FRIEND: Damn dude you're looking brolic, how'd you do it ME, AFTER MY DOCTOR SAID THAT I NOW HAVE AN INCURABLE, UNNAMED WASTING DISEASE FROM FLAVOR DUST OVEREXPOSURE AFTER EATING THESE EVERY DAY TO GET SWOLE AND SHOULD CONSIDER SUING FRITO-LAY BEFORE THEY CAN HURT ANYONE ELSE: uh... chicken breast

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Abraham Gutman @abgutman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If this era has to end in an epically embarrassing collapse, at least we have @mattgelb.bsky.social and @charlottevarnes.bsky.social to usher us through it all with no BS and incredible writing. www.nytimes.com/athletic/763...

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We are so fuckin back it's unreal. Amen.

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

A job interview is mostly for proving to your potential employer that you are dead serious about the job. You have to be the least frivolous version yourself if you're applying for any competitive position. It's why you overdress and rehearse before you get there. God in heaven you people are silly

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Probably better to let it go, but one thing I have to say about the Massachusetts lesbian bar story is like... goddamn, have you ever seen better proof of the oft-discussed claim that queerness completely desexualized the LGBT experience? Not saying it's entirely true, but if the shoe fits, ya know

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

We need a German style compound word for when a team sucks but in like more of a cosmic way that is hard to put to words, like the Phillies do

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

There is a French literary controversy that hasn't punctured the BlueSkyVerse yet, but the most prestigious literature prize in France was about to be awarded to a guy who used an AI to write the entire book and has since been revealed to be a serial plagiarist and hoooo boy... there's a lot there

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Counterpoint: CHAZ and Evergreen College, the Mass lesbian bars of their age, have completely disappeared from Woke Lore in spite of being the demiurgic establishing events of the entire era of utterly psychotic anarcho-institutional coups

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Cai @annenotation.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Actually, the only thing that will save us is making it untenable to be a horrible crank. We should be dunking, and dunking hard, on cranks in our community. Cranks poison out ability to thrive and people need to learn how to spot them, and eject them.

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

There's a particular brain disease of the British right where they correctly assess the actual dangers of ethnic parallelism and rapidly expanding religious chauvinism, but then they start deteriorating into the nastiest, meanest jerks on earth because of the validation

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

A couple weeks ago, this entire website was roiling with indignation at the notion that Woke 1 is in any way bad, but in the past week we have been exposed to multiple cultural items that call to mind its very worst impulses (this, the lesbian bar, NHJ's kid's school) and man... it really did suck

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The year is 2030. The MAGA meat wave attack on the Capitol was successful and I now live in Trumpsylvania but am considering moving to New Trump City. I have a wasting disease that my doctor is not allowed to say the name of. He prescribes me 50mg of gneiss and a Kid Rock branded bauxite tincture

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm an urban educator, and right after Covid we had one of those "don't make bad choices" assemblies with an ex-con motivational rapper, who ruefully talked about how dope and cool his life was when he was a drug dealer who ran the city and how much it sucks to have to talk to kids for a living

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gallandguile @gallandguile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Haunted Strom Thurmond Animatronic Lookin Ass

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