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@tonygoldmark.bsky.social
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He/Him. Host of Escape From Vault Disney and Some Jerk With A Camera. Jaded goofball. Scatterbrained ape. Multi-hundredaire. Be very wary of social media vibes, they rarely have your best interests at heart.

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𝐁𝐫𝐞𝐭 𝐁𝐚𝐭𝐬𝐨𝐧 @bretbatson.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
"Jane catches us ONE TIME and now you're just gonna return me for store credit?!"
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 7h
Come on apocalypse! Daddy needs some new impeachments!
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20h
national polling: things are very bad for republicans state polling: things are very bad for republicans district level and internal polling, apparently: we have broken the fifth seal and the apocalypse is nigh
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 15h
yeah fair
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 12h
And I'm sure they come in plenty handy when you need to run down to the store for a few quick things. Not when you're making the whole day out of filming protesters.
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taylorestremera94.bsky.social @taylorestremera94.bsky.social · 15h
"He really is the man of steel!" Back in 2021, the randomizer chosen a “super”special episode from the Muppet Show for @tonygoldmark.bsky.social @thegreatlukeski.bsky.social @ryanhipp.bsky.social and Sam Eagle(Garrett Smith) to check out for Muppet month on @vaultdisneypod.bsky.social !
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The man has been President for over 5 years and learned absolutely nothing about anything
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 20h
Two years, three months and five days until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
I could MAYBE forgive the orange t-shirt under the right circumstances, but those fucking magenta sweatpants should get him sent to the Hague.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Jesus man, at least dress in black. Black clothes are a failsafe. Literally the most slovenly motherfucker on the planet can dress all in black and still look halfway-dignified. And I should know!
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George Pearkes @peark.es · 15/10/2026
Hey you! Yeah, you, the one reading this. Did you feel bad about how you looked recently? I did. It’s normal! The good news is, there’s a way you can immediately wipe those self critical thoughts away. Repeat the simple mantra: “Michael Tracy exists, so there’s always someone looking worse than me”
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
feels overdue for another atlantic/politico hectoring-old-dumbass piece about why people won't like it if anyone tries to impeach the biggest crook in us history
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Lmao

If you see michael Tracey

Ignore
Act like he’s not there
Also let police know
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Two years, three months and six days until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Again: don’t get complacent. Polls look great, but polls don’t vote. Ignore this shit and vote like we’re down by 3%
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
What even is GOP’s sales pitch for the midterms? Inflation - up Gas prices - way up War in Ukraine - still going War in Iran - still going Houthis - out of control Beef prices - record highs Public health - people are dying from the fucking measles No wins to speak of.
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Dr. Goblin MD @drboi11.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Before I was watching your videos apparently you briefly mentioned owning like 5 pieces of Disney stock. And that has slowly morphed you into Michael Eisner to some people. So, thank you for greenlighting Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan.
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GoBigRev (he/him/his) @gobigrev.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
“Oh, good. So I’ll just have a seat & wait for your vote to release the Epstein files. Shouldn’t take long, right?”
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herostratus356.bsky.social @herostratus356.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
My "Mom does not protect pedophiles" shirt has people asking a lot of questions answered by my shirt.
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VillainFanA113 @disfana113.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
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Deadpool and Wolverine: Let's F***kin Go!
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Ant @agramuglia.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I have been told, among other things, that I am pro-rape, anti-trans, racist, and constantly sweep for bad people, and no one can ever explain how I am all of these things. The internet just creates an alternate reality that, thankfully, falls apart if you ask for a citation.
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Nystria 🏳️‍⚧️ @nystria.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
The internet creating an alternate reality is something I've been thinking about a lot lately tbh. Like it's one of the reasons the MAGA cult endures. It's why Elon gets upset that Grok is "woke" because Grok cites actual sources and not Nazi vibes. It's honestly exhausting.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
*checks news* "The president posted a video of a dude getting eaten by a lion then posts a video saying if he was in the ring with that lion, he'd kick its ass." Yeah, okay. sure. Whatever.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
"The first amendment means you don't have the right to laugh at me!" These fuckers cannot be outclowned.
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JazzyTyfighter @jazzytyfighter.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Right on cue. “That’s not how that works at all.” bsky.app/profile/thet...
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
And a whopping SEVEN of these seats are flippable! Let's fucking GOOOOO!!!!
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
🚨REPUBLICANS HAVE A SENATE PROBLEM. NC: Cooper +14 GA: Ossoff +8.1 NH: Pappas +5.9 OH: Brown +3.1 TX: Talarico +2.7 MI: El-Sayed +2.7 MN: Flanagan +2.2 AK: Peltola +1.4 ME: Jackson +1.2 IA: Turek +0.6 KS: TIED The map is expanding. A Dem Senate majority is within reach. Now let’s finish the job.
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Count Crunchula sez "ABOLISH ICE FOR GOOD!" @peanutbcrunch.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
I can't help but think of Lewis taking some pleasure in the fact his movie got the song and not Tolkein's.
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 14/10/2026
"How old are you?" "40." "Wow, I'm 46, you're still such a baby." The FUCK are you talking about? So we will just never be equals, then?
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 14/10/2026
Man, am I unique in thinking that once you're squarely an adult with adult experiences, I can talk to you like you're an adult with equal agency? Why do folks even a few years older than Millennials--who are now at or nearing middle age--treat us like we just left high school still? Real fed up.
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Alt Boo-reau of Lake-Monster Spook-tistics @domesticshoggoth.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Why didn’t my enemy interrupt me while I was making a mistake?
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🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 14/10/2026
collins is worth tens of millions of dollars, if his daughter and son-in-law feel like they’ve been forgotten, maybe collins should reconsider how he approaches his responsibilities as a father
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thobgubnol.bsky.social @thobgubnol.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
This poll means jack 💩 as it doesn't vote. You the people are the ones to vote. So go and vote to make this poll a reality. Just remember that you are not voting alone but in a coalition of liked minded individuals that want to see the ship of State brought to an even keel once more.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14/10/2026
Troy Jackson: "Sen. Collins says that she voted against it 9 times, but she didn't have the votes. Well, that sounds like then we probably ought to have Democrats in charge of the Senate so we have the votes to stop this war and hold Donald Trump in check. It sounds like Republicans won't do that."
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
No, I think at some point they changed their minds about how much they liked money.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Led Zeppelin in 1992: No, you can't even use four notes of "Stairway" as a gag on the Wayne's World VHS release, you gotta replace it with gobbledygook and ruin the joke. Led Zeppelin in 2026: Yeah sure, slather it all over the Narnia trailer, we changed our minds and now we like money.
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Bob Chipman ("MovieBob") @bobchipman.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Well 👀 That needle-drop is absolutely DIABOLICAL, under the circumstances 🤘 And that payoff shot is ...I mean, yeah, that's about what that should feel like 👀 youtu.be/gDJ-ini7fF0?...
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NARNIA: THE MAGICIAN’S NEPHEW | Official Trailer | Netflix
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Fake Muppet Show Guests @fakemuppetguests.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It's The Muppet Show in our very special guest location The Backrooms!
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
The responses are all conservatives complaining and this person responding with one of those two.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
New all-timer just dropped.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Two years, three months and one week until Trump is finally out of our fucking lives forever.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
James Hetfield better tell the band that wrote "Master of Puppets" and "One" that they aren't political.
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Ron Filipkowski @ronfilipkowski.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Scandals this week in the Texas senate race: Ken Paxton on video with his latest mistress partying in Dubai with a wanted fugitive who committed over $300 million in health care fraud and gave $190K to Paxton. James Talarico stayed home to recover from the flu.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
A reminder that social media doesn’t have to be “where it’s happening” or constant fights for relevance or even the ultimate dunk. It can be about how good your pot roast turned out while trading recipes with strangers. You don’t have to go back into the hellsite to prove yourself. You can just hang
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Tim Carvell @timcarvell.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It is always a very good week when you can have Stephanie and @noelm.bsky.social and @kaffykim.bsky.social as singing medicine (not candy).
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Paul Rodger @prodger.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
With apologies to Sir Mix-A-Lot, 🎶 I like dead bots and I cannot lie…🎶
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
It took long enough, but Zelenskyy blowing up all those Russian data centers MIGHT be the first time in history a bombing actually solved some problems.
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please stop forgetting how elections work i beg of you @tonygoldmark.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Not to mention Pee-Wee Fucking Herman himself doing an amazing cover of "Surfin' Bird." www.youtube.com/watch?v=z5xN...
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