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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈

@ryanhipp.bsky.social
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Capeshit, theme parks, dorky trash. Makes weird videos and shows up on podcasts sometimes. I saw a yard gnome once. It didn't scare me.

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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanhipp.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
yknow lil bit of the touch lil bit of the power that sorta thang #transformers
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æmə's ghost @amazingama.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
All I wanna do is swallow cum, or whatever Sheryl Crow said
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🇯🇵 🎃 American Jack-O'Lantern 🎃 🏳️‍🌈 @jinglebellrockstar.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
a man (BANG BANG) a cock (BANG BANG) a porn site (BANG BANG) a goonsesh (BANG BANG)
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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanhipp.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
somewhere in time and space #MST3K @rifftrax.com
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Charlie of Theme Snark @themesnark.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Friends, I must come clean. I regret to inform you that, while I have been advocating for you to smooch your homies, I have not been practicing what I preach. Please know that in the future, I will smooch my homies to the best of my ability. No homie should go unsmooched. Thank you.
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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 13/09/2026
booty shorts with this across the ass
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slowbeef @effinslowbeef.com · 12/09/2026
Ok NOW I’m hype for Kingdom Hearts IV
Disney Store Marquee that says New Jersey like a KH World
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Gender Crush!
Yami Yugi with his right arm extended and the palm of his hand taking up most of the image as he dramatically mind crushes Seto Kaiba who is offscreen
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lydia @lydz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i’m tired of the political party that steps on rakes which hit me in the face.
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
the most bonkers thing about this is that if a network was smart they could literally use this as free marketing. have the stars of all your other projects guest as themselves, as if in this world the standard “my movie opens this week” circuit is like Good Morning America, Kimmel and The Muppets
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alyson “end journalism” greaves @badambulist.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
this is so funny because the guardian asked the same question about trans people but has consistently come down on the other answer
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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanhipp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
i mean its the odyssey but if you want the not totally normie choice
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Charlie of Theme Snark @themesnark.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Two streamers having a meet-cute: Streamer 1: You got your "wU" in my "U!" Streamer 2: You got your "U" in my "wU!" They block each other.
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Amy READ PINNED (cute) [weird] 🔞 @amyuncut.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
at last, all the time in the world to goon... *my penis falls and breaks*
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The main reason Republicans and rightwing Democrats have for saying Mamdani shouldn’t be at the main 9/11 ceremony is pure Islamophobia. I think there’s a second motivator too: they know if they share that space with him, he’s gonna make them all look like ass.
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Fred, His Enemy Getting a Vote @thefred.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
One wonders if they have ever seen an episode of the Muppet Show, a variety show with no premise.
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Mike Display Name @therexwolff.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
"Everywhere I go, people come up to me on the street and ask me if there's going to be another one!"
-Mike Myers
On 9/11
CLICKHOLE
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Corey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Dana Carvey was shooting the turtle scene on 9/11
Dana Carvey in his famous turtle costume, being told about 9/11
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Misa on Wheels @misaonwheels.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
✨🪐✨
A screenshot of space Princess Peach from Mario Party 2. Towards the bottom of the image is colorful Mario font that reads, “Inaccessibility is a form of segregation.”
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I bought this sign a few years later at the going out of business sale of a locally owned restaurant in, I think, North Haven CT.
metal sign with stick-on lettering reading NO FRENCH PRODUCTS SOLD HERE/"GOD BLESS AMERICA"
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The Haunting of the Last House on the Left at the End of the... @finalfuryk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Related, this is partially why Charlie Kirk, someone who always had reprehensible views and soundbites, wasn't able to be cynically weaponized against the left. There's no juice left to squeeze in weaponizing a tragedy. You lost that when you weaponized 9/11 and did nothing with Parkland.
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The Haunting of the Last House on the Left at the End of the... @finalfuryk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Millennials don't respect the memory of 9/11 because it has always been a political football used against us and the rest of the world. You can't put that genie back in the bottle after decades of platitudes and using patoritism as a cudgle against anyone opposing the military industrial complex.
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The Haunting of the Last House on the Left at the End of the... @finalfuryk.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The problem with 9/11 for Millennials vs older generations is that we saw how an event of unimaginable tragedy was blatantly manipulated to kick the never-ending war machine into overdrive for the profits of few while making the world more authoritarian and generally less safe.
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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanhipp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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WynautWarrior @wynautwarrior.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The only day you can repost this.
Doc Brown from Back to the Future saying, "September 7th? That's this Monday!"
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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanhipp.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
From a cramped screening room on Labor Day 2010 to THIS... #Akira
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Zach Hurst @thevoyages.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
There’s so much cartoon logic in Coyote v. Acme, yet the most believable thing is that a 94 year old gun nut like Elmer Fudd is in the U.S. Senate.
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Visions of Hope @visions-of-hope.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Jesus fuck. First they came for the vegetables, and now they’ve come for something that Americans actually eat?!?
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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanhipp.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
30 years ago tonight... #Superman youtu.be/Y5JaxIt8XjA
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The World Premiere of Superman: The Animated Series - September 6, 1996
YouTube video by Ryan Hipp
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 06/09/2026
[Car bumper sticker of Fullmetal Alchemist's Nina Tucker and Alexander the dog:]
"Let Us Merge"
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Benjamin (he/him/his) @benzed.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Au contraire. You can also scramble code five to Coruscant, care of the old folks’ home.
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Since it's the anniversary of the debut of "Batman the Animated Series," feeling compelled to share this art by Bruce Timm of all the things they weren't allowed to show in the cartoon. Can you guess them all? Answers in the next skeet down.
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Rainbow DogBug @tinyawoo.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It's 2026. If you have a take that boils down to "leave Harry Potter fans alone", shut the fuck up. ESPECIALLY if you're not trans. If you're a Harry Potter fan who continues to buy into the franchise after knowing about J.K. Rowling and her views, you deserve to be attack dogged. Full stop.
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Between Reagan, Fetterman and Trump, I think it's time we had a frank discussion about how the American electorate has a revealed preference for cognitive decline.
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Charlie of Theme Snark @themesnark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
There's a special place in Hell for people that peek into scare hides
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Charlie of Theme Snark @themesnark.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
"Hot singles in my area," Googled the man looking for dollar bills on fire.
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Tricksterbelle @tricksterbelle.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I feel like the best response if a man ever greets you with "Hello, Princess" should be "Yes, Peasant?"
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The Great Big Mulp @thegreatbigmulp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
If I remember correctly, when Warren aired for the first time it repeated 3 times in a row with the final line being slightly different each time.
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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanhipp.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
the ideal double feature #StuartLittle #Akira
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Bobsession @bobservo.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
when i was reviewing anime DVDs in 2001, my editor sent me a Cartoon Network VHS screener and i ended up seeing the first night of Adult Swim a few months in advance. my initial thoughts: this is incredible, but there's no way a block this weird is going to last until 2002
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tranna karenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
jolene was just a projection of dolly's mind it was a tyler durden situation
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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 13, Episode 12
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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanhipp.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
i got up extra early to watch it too i have been smeckledorfed
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
[getting out of bed, reluctant and groggy] Welp gotta add to the lore
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Ahhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 01/09/2026
He said that he wanted to burn his wife’s corpse and assault it. Why is he in movies
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The Ryan Hipp™ 🏳️‍🌈 @ryanhipp.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
13 times over 16 years 🙏 #filmsky
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Hogarth's Welcome to Downtown Coolsville - Iron Giant
ALT: Hogarth's Welcome to Downtown Coolsville - Iron Giant
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Michael Edwards @medwardsva.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
One of my favorite things Peter Cullen did was this very specific Toonami bumper So when Cartoon Network acquired Hamtaro, they didn't know what to do with it so they shoved this wholesome show onto Toonami, and Toonami clearly didn't know how to advertise it Peter's voice just makes it funnier
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
People, we don't need multiverses or shared universe or blue lasers in the sky for epic action blockbusters. We simply need villain in big vehicle, hero in small vehicle and gnarly shit with shotguns.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
*falls to knees* *rips shirt open* T2 ON THE BIG SCREEEEEEEN!!!
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