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Occam’s Rusty Spoon

@occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social
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I write code and stuff. Luddite 🐀 #LFC #Padres

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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think I had one too many old fashions on my vacation from work night tonight. And I will pay for it for fifty-two days because THAT is what being 40 is all about.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I just bought a gen 6 Glock 19 but I think I’m gonna buy a Springfield Operator chambered in 9mm based on the reviews and the fact that I love a 1911.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Etihad threatening to sue the Premier League despite not being named in the findings is all you need to know that states shouldn’t be allowed to own a club. Both City and Newcastle should be forced to be sold or expelled from the league.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I’m late to the party on Crimson Desert. Finding out I can have a dog and he can wear armor is the best thing that’s happened today.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I know like zero people who follow me care about the Manchester City cheating shit. But at this point if they lose the appeal I think it should compound the punishment because like half the charges were for not cooperating with the investigation. It’s just a pattern of obstinate behavior.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hard 25 mile ride this morning. My legs are wrecked and I want to go back to bed.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The last fight in the new Onimusha ain’t no joke
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Bring back skibidi-toilet you cowards
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August J. Pollak @augustjpollak.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Screaming at the wall here but if a car company sold a car or a plumber provided plumbing services as bad as this the owners would go to prison
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Jesus Lizard Superstar 🖤 🐀🐀🐀 @acekatana.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Fetterman looks like he tells his boss “we got him” when he only actually saw him fall into the river
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
I appreciate people want to join the “John Fetterman looks like…” series but it needs to make sense. You can’t say “John Fetterman looks like Ursula from the little mermaid” because no he doesn’t, that isn’t true. Instead, go with “he looks like someone cruella hired to steal a litter of puppies”
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It’s been a minute since I’ve bought ammo. And holy shitballs. $130 for 500 rounds of FMJ 9mm. $80 for 150 rounds of 5.56 Whose dick do I gotta suck to get cheaper ammo.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Still thinking about how Barbarian was not at all what I thought and also thinking about *boop*
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Imma be honest… Barbarian is not what I thought it was gonna be.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If there is one thing that is for sure. It's that when you're losing one war the only way to make things better is to get involved in another war.
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ironghazi @ironghazi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
[crappin’ my ass off on the toliet] *unmutes Teams to say something at the exact moment a turd bloinks into the water* No concerns
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My coworkers are probably so confused. I talked so much in the last meeting I was in.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Wellbutrin as an ADHD alternative to Adderall wasn't cutting it. So... I took 5mg of Adderall. I used to be young. I used to be able to take more than a baby dose of amphetamine. Now I'm 40 and old and dead and my body hates amphetamines.
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Natalie Korach @nataliekorach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The anonymous “senior administration official” behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, @oliverdarcy.bsky.social scoops www.status.news/p/white-hous...
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The Source Behind The Ban
The anonymous source behind one of the stories the White House cited to justify banning POLITICO was none other than Vice President JD Vance, Status has learned.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Calling the Untuckit police on all you people illegally untucking your non-untuckable shirts.
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maura quint @mauraquint.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
"Gavin Newsom is a Dem" "Gavin Newsom is actually a Republican" No, Gavin Newsom is rich and that's the only allegiance he has. The only thing that scummy fuckwit would ever to help others would be accidentally falling of a pedo-friend's mega yacht and making himself into a snack for the fish.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
They’re trying to Zero Dark Thirty Saddam Hussein on TNT.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Not fit to be president. If he were the nominee I’d sit it out and I’ve dragged myself to vote for Hilary, Biden, and Kamala none of whom I found particularly exciting.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My entire life I’ve been regaled with the assurance that the left wanted to diminish the options you had for consumption. That they’d take your hamburgers, your guns, all the shit that makes you American. And yet only in the Trump admin have I been repeatedly told “maybe you don’t need that thing”.
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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The scammers call themselves Bankers, CEOs, Politicians... The whole system is a legalized scam.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Taylor Lorenz is proof that Elon's ideological project at Twitter is working. Yeah, the lady who spends 18 hours a day online suddenly got more right wing after he took over, that was the point.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resident Evil was great.
static.klipy.com
Tony The Tiger Says 'Grrrrrrreat!'
ALT: Tony The Tiger Says 'Grrrrrrreat!'
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 11/09/2026
"this is what you need to do to win texas" -strategists who have never won texas
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I dig that Glock is putting optic plates on most of their new handguns. It’s the one thing I always wanted on my gen 4 26 without having to send it off to get machined.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am very not great at Onimusha: Way of the Sword. But I’m having fun!
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RAOK @evolvingempathy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Pete Hegseth: “Europe needs the Strait of Hormuz more than we do. Get on a boat. This is their fight, not ours.” This is the dumbest and most disgraceful U.S. administration in American history. They started the war themselves, and now it’s: “This is your problem — go clean up the mess.”
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Bought a new gun. Glock 19 gen 6 with a Osight optic. Nothing more fun than dropping $900 at the gun store. Now I have to wait for time to actually go shooting.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Spurs may never win a game again
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“This is going to ruin the tour” - ̶J̶u̶s̶t̶i̶n̶ ̶T̶i̶m̶b̶e̶r̶l̶a̶k̶e̶ ̶ Ed Sheeran
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The average human only uses 10% of their rizz
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Trump just said he wants vaccines to have 20% doses so you go in for 5 different shots in 6 month intervals for one vaccine. He’s the dumbest motherfucker on the planet.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
remembering again when Jake Tapper loudly stuck up for Fox News when the Obama administration moved their chair in the briefing room to the second row
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Zoe Tillman @zoetillman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
New: A judge suggested a court-appointed "neutral" overseer could allay concerns that DOJ might try to use a long-standing US fund to revive scrapped plans for a special $1.8B pool to compensate Trump supporters as victims of government "weaponization." On today's court action: buff.ly/V06Uzi2
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Judge Floats US Fund Oversight Amid Trump ‘Weaponization’ Flap
A federal judge suggested a court-appointed “neutral” overseer could allay concerns that the Justice Department might use a long-standing US fund to revive plans to compensate supporters of President…
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Carl Quintanilla @carlquintanilla.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Cost of diesel for a typical Los Angeles-to-Dallas truckload: $1,430 — up about $600, or 72%, from the day before the Feb. 28 strikes on Iran.” @bloomberg.com ⛽️
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trumpers, famous opponents of border walls
Every communist country eventually builds a wall. It's never to keep people OUT.
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
oh, that's bad.
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Jeff, formerly of MN and MA, still God of Cookies @diasporaminnesotan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Meta ARE the bad actors. In every situation. Sorry dude, YOU are the baddies.
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Foods are making people sick in numbers not seen in recent memory because FDA is not inspecting food bc they fired their food inspectors, yet for some reason this same FDA is still fixated on trying to deny 46 years of evidence that mifepristone is safe, including 4 major FDA reviews finding it safe
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Questions and Answers on Mifeprex
Questions and Answers on Mifeprex
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There are still Americans who believe having to show a vaccine card at Applebee’s for a few months in 2021 was the height of tyranny. But masked, unaccountable MAGA secret police arresting U.S. citizens with impunity? Meh
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The most recent season of Reacher was, in my opinion, a complete failure. There was at no point a much larger man that the large man fought and eventually killed at the end of the season. There is no point to that show unless he will fight increasingly large men to the death.
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Occam’s Rusty Spoon @occamsrustyspoon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
“I’m a prepper, and I’ll survive while the rest of society collapses!” Bitch, you’re an end times piñata. People are gonna beat you with sticks until all your prepper shit falls out.
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This skeet will self destruct @pardoguerra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Why is this concerning? Well, the rules that we've had so far led to this mess. It wasn't only the breaking of rules, but the underlying logic behind them. Read any good CRT (e.g. @victorerikray.bsky.social) and it becomes pretty obvious that without changes to rules, there's no meaningful change.
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This skeet will self destruct @pardoguerra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Inequality--arguably the single most important process in the economy/society today--is completely irrelevant to Democrats. This is quite depressing but explains why they love to listen to mediocrities like Matt Yglesias who are cowards in both mind and spirit.
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This skeet will self destruct @pardoguerra.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Those are the democrats who just want things to be "the way they were", without any concern for structural changes to the distribution of rights in the country. Indeed, the *dominant* framing of Democrats over the economy isn't about distributional justice (inequality) at all, but of costs/markets.
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