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Pwnallthethings @pwnallthethings.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Founders, repeatedly: so just to reiterate, and I cannot stress this enough, the president is absolutely not a king and can be removed, charged, or even executed if they start to do king things (250 years later) Alito: getting a lot of king vibes from this document
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sad news everyone. Our beloved friend the computer has now become a hated enemy
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 24/09/2026
So this story is WAY wilder than I thought The Trump post I flagged this morning because it includes Natalie Harp is actually based on the Getty photo you can see below. But there is one key difference -- MONICA CROWLEY'S FACE HAS BEEN EDITED TO LOOK LIKE NATALIE HARP'S WTF is going on here?
Getty pic of Xi and TrumpTrump TS post featuring the mentioned edit of Monica Crowley's faceoriginal pic image of MonicaTrump TS post which shows Natalie's face where Monica's is on the original. very weird
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
ISAAC CHOTINER: well mr. cruise, im impressed. you've given me absolutely nothing TOM CRUISE: [weirdly aggressive handshake] its been a pleasure. what was the name of that series you mentioned? ISAACH CHOTINER: dragonball z TOM CRUISE: goku, right. excellent, thanks for having me
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 17/09/2026
tmnt logo: harry potter fanfic sex cult
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Managing AI risk is easy: personal liability for anyone working at any AI firm. See how many stay.
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
This is an interesting difference between Dem and Rep voters. Rep voters hear their candidates say something moderate, and assume "he just said that to get elected." Dem voters hear that and fall to despair, even if it's entirely inconsistent with the candidate's actual record
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Anne Applebaum @anneapplebaum.wsocial.eu · 14/09/2026
Your regular reminder: If the Russians stop fighting, the war ends. If the Ukrainians stop fighting, their land will be occupied, their leaders will be killed, their history and language will be erased, their children will be kidnapped to serve Russia.
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
This attempt to construct a narrative of persecution around being a white guy in America is at base, an expression of profound jealousy and insecurity towards people who have to overcome challenges they will never face
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MapQuest @mapquest.com · 27/08/2026
We’re not changing it.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 26/08/2026
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
Trump Pushes To Rename Sexual Attraction To Children ‘Americaphilia’
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keven-pittsinger.bsky.social @keven-pittsinger.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Linux turns 35 today. Here's your cake. Enjoy.
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Jombucha @mangetout.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The world's tallest man is actually the Burj Khalifa
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 24/08/2026
also, the public salience of trans girls playing sports is incredibly low. the public salience of say, data centers, is incredibly high. strange that a “popularist” cannot see this. almost as if “popularism” is a way to smuggle ones preferences in to politics as somehow objective.
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dillo saint dillo @dillo.media · 19/08/2026
"we can learn so much from these betting sites"
kalshi screenshot of Dem Senate nominee odds
 showing vindman at 95% for most of it and then it flips to Nixon at the end
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L @banalplay.bsky.social · 30/04/2023
It's 1925. I'm leanin' against this lamppost on the lookout for dames who are lookin for trouble. I start flipping a quarter. I catch her eye. I fumble the quarter and it rolls into a sewer grate. I have lost the equivalent of thirty thousand dollars.
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JJD @dobbo451.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Why in gawd's name would someone repost what I just wrote?
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JJD @dobbo451.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
I watched this in-cinema when I was a teener in Germany. Hell, we'd watch any old thing.
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karl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Mommy party has to be responsible and daddy party doesn’t
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Tom Nichols @radiofreetom.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Just clear the plates, peasant
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Chrononaut @chrononaut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
If you can't see @craigbrittain.com is a grifter who is chasing clout and trying to infiltrate the resistance industrial complex, don't come crying when you get scammed. He ran as a GOP senate candidate in 2018 ffs apnews.com/article/shoo...
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Once the parking goes up, who cares when it goes down? That’s not my department, says Kemi von Braun
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
It is kind of cool that if you’ve ever expressed a pro diversity viewpoint you can honestly say “the richest man in the world wants me dead, yet here I am”
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Roy Edroso @edroso.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
ONCE AGAIN TAPPING THE SIGN www.hamiltonnolan.com/p/dont-take-...
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Don't Take Advice From Your Enemies
The most useless genre on earth.
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
One real question I have is why we can value and tax one class of appreciating assets (Real estate) but no other class. I mean is it just that we can't do it in a way everyone considers fair? Because I don't think thats true for any kind of tax
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Bluesky knew the strait of Hormuz, Graham Platner, and AIPAC democrats were all cooked months before the experts did. Meanwhile Twitter was convinced Spencer Pratt would win and the Odyssey would bomb. Which site is the not-real-life echo chamber again?
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I just want to put out there, that Google is the worst goddamn service I've ever used. Everything blanketed behind layers of obtuse security so nothing fucking works. I am the goddamn SUPER ADMIN OF THE DOMAIN. LET ME DO ANYTHING AT ALL.
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Rob DenBleyker @robdenbleyker.com · 21/07/2026
hang out?? are you fucking crazy? we're in the middle of a male loneliness epidemic. stay the fuck home
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 13/08/2024
this is great for bluesky but how do i turn off UK localization
bluesky navigation menu with items:
- Digs
- Gander
- Noties
- 'aving A Chat
- Feedes
- Queues
- Proufile
- Tweakings

A button says "New Poust, Innit"
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
Me when I see a Prime Day discount %
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Ron Burgundy: I Don't Believe You Reaction
ALT: Ron Burgundy: I Don't Believe You Reaction
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Joé McKen @joemcken.net · 22/06/2026
Wait, why the fuck is Popehat/@kenwhite.bsky.social suspended?
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 28/08/2025
We're going to have a big beautiful dark age, perhaps darker than ever before. And I think you'll be very happy
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The masked stranger I want to enter the white house
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The Great Pumpkin Papers 🎃🎃🎃 @professormusgrave.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
I can’t afford any of these but honest to god these Hunter Biden pieces are some of the best modern works I’ve seen (digitally). If you told me they were done by a rising young Mesoamerican I’d assume they were destined for the Whitney or something hunterbiden.com/work/gorgon-...
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Horrifying: I was Googling for the crypto movie coming out soon and couldn't remember the name, so I searched for something similar. The AI immediately confirmed that I was correct for being paranoid. This technology is bad, will continue being bad, and shouldn't be anymore.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
the president is raiding the treasury to put your tax dollars into this mans personal checking account as a reward for what hes doing in this picture
A picture of a man inside the Capitol rotunda on January 6 2021. He is wearing full camo tactical gear, masked, carrying zip ties and climbing over a bannister in the gallery
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 05/09/2025
It's not possible for my empire to have problems. My courtiers are always nervously smiling and telling me everything is great
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Keith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
mercantilism: failed capitalist free market: failed planned economies: failed we are not repeating the mistakes of the past, no we are instead moving in a bold new direction with the Centrally Unplanned economy. all decisions will be made by a guy who has no idea what's going on.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
will stancil deed templete affidavit blueprant wake up sheeple
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
So I guess this goes up on the board of "American military defeats" right
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Kevin Morris @kevintmorris.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Today, the Court erected a new standard: Prove the green segment in the below is not part of the yellow circle
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
In a society, financial flows must be taxed to pay for public goods and services. However on an individual level, we will of course respond; we will look to channel our finances to avoid taxes. This is all natural. However it means that taxation is dynamic.
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Bad people being targeted by bad people doesn't make them suddenly good people, this isn't hard
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Artificial Taco 🇺🇦🇨🇦🇬🇱 @crunchyfishtaco.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Heretic
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Michael Druker 🇨🇦 @mdruker.app · 27/03/2026
Hegseth: Tell me Claude, what will happen when America goes to war with Iran? And don’t give me any of that pussy DEI bullshit or I’ll cancel your contract. Claude: When America goes to war with Iran, a powerful destabilizing force in the Middle East will be weakened and humiliated. Hegseth: 👊🇺🇸🔥
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Perigord and Paracord @tomhchristensen.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
We're not just going to touch the stove. We're going full-in trousers down sit our bare cheeks on the stove. And good
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