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[He/Him]Not sure what to make of this, but hey.

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Alejandro Arbona 🇵🇷 @alejandrobot.com · 18/09/2026
"Bill, we want to bring you back for a part in our new blockbuster, Raiders of the Lost Ark." "You're not gonna call me 'Porkins' again, are you?" "No." "What's my character's name?" "Major Eaton." "Fuck you, George"
X-wing pilot Jek Porkins in the cockpit in Star WarsUS government man Major Eaton and the other government guy, getting briefed on the Ark of the Covenant in Raiders of the Lost Ark
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KILLY krat muahah >w< @spookybiscuits.com · 21h
i feel like they've had a guy at disney star wars globocorpo HQ stewing angrily at a desk for like 3 years. just muttering to himself, purple in the face like "you motherfuckers want glup shitto? you want fucking glup shitto??? i'll show you glup shitto." and then he shittoed the ultimate glup
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Matthew Gertz @mattgertz.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Breaking Scaramucci's record on Columbus Day Week?
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Sopranos: It's Anti Italian Discrimination
ALT: Sopranos: It's Anti Italian Discrimination
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sam ! @sam.robotsfightingdinosaurs.com · 16/10/2026
@archosaur.bsky.social oh my fucking god im crying
Ren Alex-Rose, narrative designer for Galactic Racer, on Biddy Blas:

“He’s a genuine ‘mama’s boy.’ He sends his mother the credits he earns, and she dreams of seeing him appear on a cereal box. Yes, he dreams of being famous, but it’s all for his mother.”
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Theo Beastly @theopriestley.net · 16/10/2026
DOON (2026)
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
Oh to be a fly on the wall in the conference room meeting with HR over this
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jessica harvey @jessiscah23.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
everyone is twelve now
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ren alex-rose🌙 @archosaur.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
Hey! It’s my first ever feature in a magazine article!! Read it to catch a mention of Luke…aka my dog aka inspiration behind the one and only Biddy Blas (scrib doon? scrib doon!) 🔥🔥
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
"You do that illustration of Prometheus getting his liver torn out?" "Sure did boss, really fucking sexy just like you asked." "Thank you, I am a closeted ad executive, and this is the only way I can safely access gay erotica." "Anytime, boss."
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Zoe TunnHELL @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 16/10/2026
I cannot wait for the postmortem on these things Gonna be a legendarily huge Hollywood bomb, I fear
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☢️Dangerously Radioactive M. O’Lybdenum☢️ @perchorin.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Incredible two posts to see back-to-back
A post about an honestly pretty hot 51 year old woman who gets shot out of a cannon above a completely unrelated shitpost that says “i am being executed by MILF cannon tomorrow.” I suppose one may have seen the other but i choose to believe in a world of spontaneous beauty.
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John Br👻OoOOOoOoo👻ks @johnbrooks.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
An image of Karl Marx quoted as saying "Look, rich people are making a lot money," a thing I presume he must have said at some point.
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
If you’d like to join us in calling on leadership to reconsider yesterday’s decision and help us build a better Wizards together, you can encourage them to do so by signing our petition and sharing it! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
actionnetwork.org
Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons & Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the…
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Yesterday, Wizards informed us that it doesn’t intend to voluntarily recognize the D&D or Studio X units of our union ahead of a vote. We remain committed to creating a workplace focused on wellness, transparency, and collaboration by winning our coming election.
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Rob Zacny @robzacny.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
I was curious but ambivalent about the Shogun 2 Complete Edition thing, mostly because after playing it 2 years ago, game still looked phenomenal. So did we need this? Well, it’s out today and uh www.reddit.com/r/totalwar/c...
A horrifically AI-retouched picture of a samurai that sandblasts all the details from his face and outfit and makes him look like a Clone Trooper because the original picture had a mustache.
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Zest @zestdotorg.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
my favourite line i've read in a Galactic Racer review
Screenshot of an article reading: "The heart of Galactic Racer is your Scouse-coded, four-armed alien ape mechanic doing significant levels of fraud so she can weld together a death machine that’s about to turn the wife of rival podracer Temu Pringles into a fucking widow."
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LittleKuriboh @littlekuriboh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Guy was in Gigli so that is quite the statement
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✨ Hamish Steele ✨ Go-Man Vs. the Star Dragon OUT NOW! @hamishsteele.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
I think Godzilla should be the blueprint for long-running IPs. Screw canon, give your country's most exiting directors free reig, have multiple conflicting universes, use whichever lore you want and whichever you don't. But I don't think modern fandom culture has the maturity to embrace that.
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NoahDoesArt (Comms closed) @noahdoesart.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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Dan Golding @dangolding.com · 09/10/2026
Here is the imdb profile shot of Richard Summers-Calvert, the Biddy Blas voice actor
A bearded man with his shirt open, looking exactly like the voice behind an obnoxious space crocodile
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Steven Santos @stevensantos.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
“How do you survive AI? Amazon is a very AI friendly company to the tune of 50 billion dollars invested to OpenAI. I am not an AI friendly actor. I didn’t sign the waiver to let them use AI on Spider-Noir. It’s kind of like I’m probably not going to be working with that studio again. But that’s OK.”
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Nicolas Cage Teases ‘True Detective’ Role, Says He “Probably” Won’t Work With Prime Video Again After Refusing to Sign AI Waiver for ‘Spider-Noir’
While appearing on a spotlight panel at NYCC on Saturday morning, the actor also joked that his next 'National Treasure' film would focus on the Epstein files: “That’s relevant.”
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Will Weldon @oldmanweldon.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Top ten most foreboding sentence I've ever read.
She had bought raw goat milk from a farm recommended to her in a Facebook group run by her chiropractor
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Yamino @yamino.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Ah, meshi... dungeon meshi...
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
❗Attention, union supporters ❗ We're asking Wizards and Hasbro to voluntarily recognize our union—and you can help! Sign our petition today and show our leadership that you want change in the gaming industry. actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
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DRACULA FLOW @draculaflowbot.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Dracula Flow meme

The worms in my head won't shut the hell up. They're telling me to go absolutely fucking stupid on 'em
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Hunter Felt @hunterfelt.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA
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it’s ben @yotsuben.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
you know, the voice actor for Biddy Blas has gotta be having the time of their life lmao
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
Man who won’t give his employees piss breaks claims many piss breaks on the horizon
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
unless the lesbians say i can do it
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 08/10/2026
Normal calm
@normal_now

Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like it's actual school
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Leon Barillaro is UNIONIZING @barilleon.com · 07/10/2026
If you want to support our efforts at United Wizards of the Coast, the absolute best thing you can do is sign and share our petition asking the company to voluntarily recognize us! Together we can change the games industry for the better! actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
actionnetwork.org
Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons &amp; Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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TomBruise @tomdcruise.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
You're welcome.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope.
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Michael Iantorno☔️✊ @michaeliantorno.com · 07/10/2026
"Currently, if an employee makes anything creative in their free time, with their own resources, Hasbro can claim ownership. What we do in our free time should not be dictated by the company, and what we make in our free time should belong to us.“
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The workers at Wizards of the Coast are teaming up
Workers at Dungeons & Dragons and Magic the Gathering demand ownership of personal work made off the clock.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Decompiling closed source software using Claude into non-functional open source software is not how this shit works but more to the point if I go to a project’s website that purports to be about this shit and see “Pricing” that’s a huge red flag.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Gary Busey fucked a *whole* lotta rich guys' wives
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 06/10/2026
sorry. unfollowing now. i just wanted to support queer poc authors. i didn't know he committed seppuku after a failed coup to restore the emperor of japan.
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Seabats @seabats.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So I guess Tyler1 dropped out of the finals of the SF6 Twitch Rivals and they asked me to fill in. So I have to go to a red carpet premiere and play Street Fighter with presumably Cody Rhodes and 50 Cent in the building.
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Crystal Frasier @amazonchique.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
If you want to help and make your voice heard, please sign our petition, asking Wizards of the Coast leadership to voluntarily recognize our union: actionnetwork.org/forms/uwotcp...
actionnetwork.org
Stand with Dungeons & Dragons and Magic Workers Forming a Union!
The Dungeons &amp; Dragons team and Studio X (Magic: The Gathering; Duel Masters) are forming a union! We are joining the ranks of United Wizards of the Coast - CWA (UWOTC-CWA) and following in the fo...
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United Wizards of the Coast - CWA @uwotc-official.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
This morning, the D&D team and Magic's Studio X informed our leadership of our intent to unionize. We love the games we make and the work we do, and unionizing is how we protect that work. unitedwizardsofthecoast.com/news/dnd-stu...
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Dungeons & Dragons and Studio X Join United Wizards of the Coast - CWA
Today, October 6, 2026, the designers, artists, writers, producers, and workers behind Dungeons & Dragons, Magic: The Gathering, Duel Masters, D&D Beyond, and countless other games are uniting in soli...
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Dearest lover, timing is our bitter enemy. If we should find our way back to one another, if we should be able to realize our fate, if we should survive this parting of a million cuts, meet me at
Katie McButt's bar establishment sign that is yellow and green with a butt-human hybrid character holding a beer
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Images on My Computer @imagesonmycomputer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Em tweets: "oh now you guys have done it." and attaches a screenshot of Sonic himself typing something in the server
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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The moral arc of the universe is long but it bends towards Jeremy Clarkson spending decades denying global warming only to sink his fortune into a farm just as global warming really starts to kick in
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sPoOkY sCrUbQuOtEs 🎃 @scrubquotes.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
literal dickcheese character
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 06/10/2026



right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother






right about now, the funk soul brother






check it out now, the funk soul brother
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 05/10/2026
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Dewie @judgedewie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
OMG I had to check my work emails regarding an extra case in court tomorrow and I've just read this from an HR person. "on a knee to nose basis" A KNEE TO NOSE BASIS 😳
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