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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I learned a new word today: helminth. Surprisingly, it is not a brand of mayonnaithe.
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dig through the ditch like Dragula Isn't the view spectagula
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Azure @spicycurry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aw yeah, baby
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bet if there were a song about a guy who leaves a woman to go live in a castle with a bunch of bird-like puppets called Choosing Skeksis, you all would have heard of it
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Origins Of Chicago-Style Giardiniera. V. Formusa Co., now Marconi Foods, was founded in 1898 by Sicilian immigrant Vincent Formusa. Its brand of the sandwich condiment is the standard-bearer in Chicago. buff.ly/KEy4rug
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You are all insane. I'm sorry. You have, perhaps out of good intentions, made yourself mentally ill.
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I liked you people better before, when you weren't giving me Ed Sheeran earworms
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I believe I have discovered the first theodicy that works
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026
i want to apologize again to everyone who may have heeded my advice, did not get wrongfully terminated from their job, and as such did not score a once in a lifetime lawsuit payout. i will spend the day in reflection be better in the future about not discouraging my followers from getting that bag
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 06/09/2026
John Cage was born on this day, so we have an excellent excuse to point you to this all-timer in our archives. Happy birthday, Mr. Cage! buff.ly/FySmSlP
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An Oral History of the Kidz Bop Cover of John Cage’s 4’33”
“Cage wanted you to listen to the sounds you normally ignore. Like people breathing and birds chirping. I wasn’t all that excited about it, but they kept tel...
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
my kids have been back in school for weeks, why the hell am I still hearing about primary elections in other states
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I stare up at Gordon Ramsey as he tastes my creation. His reaction is inscrutable. “What did you make this with?” he asks. “Spite?” I say hopefully. He pauses a beat, then nods. “Yeah, you can really taste it.”
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
HK-47, from the computer game Knights of the Old Republic 2
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
people who use obscure three letter acronyms in a post deserve to get muted if the first search result for that TLA doesn’t make sense
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It's still Albrot @albrot.party · 26/08/2026
Attention Parents: We will no longer be using MyGrades for progress reports, they will be on RePortz. Discipline & attendance events will be tracked on Spanc. Bus service will be monitored with YELO. These services are accessible through the KidzPortal. You can set up your portal account in MyGrades
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No Context DΛTΛSSSSSETTE @datassette.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
The copyright gods have once again blocked this and then unblocked it again for no reason, make your mind up lads! Anyway, this is what happens to Blue Monday if you remove every 3rd beat — it turns into a new wave sea shanty ⚓ cc: @darkoutside.co.uk for the idea www.youtube.com/watch?v=uapu...
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Nw rdr - Bl Mndy
YouTube video by Datassette
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Fellas, is it progressive to yearn for the mines?
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Northwestern says African Studies program isn’t closing, but staff told otherwise chicago.suntimes.com/news/2026/08...
chicago.suntimes.com
Northwestern says African Studies program isn’t closing, but staff told otherwise
Northwestern University said Saturday the Program of African Studies is transitioning away from its status as a university-wide research institute and center, while a staff member says employees were ...
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Northwestern University is reportedly shuttering its 80-year-old Program of African Studies, laying off staff and keeping students in the dark It is the "first formal academic program focused on Africa in the United States."
thepurplewire.beehiiv.com
SCOOP: Northwestern moves to close Program of African Studies
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
(tired parent voice) is there gas in the car? (bratty teen voice) YES THERE'S GAS IN THE CAR
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I’m happy for the Michigan people who get to see their guy win, but they can’t have the AES initials. Those belong to Illinois.
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Bluesky bot idea: every time someone mentions being six feet tall or more, it auto-replies with “That’s great but what have you done lately?”
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Das Sound Machine were robbed
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Albert Dros @albertdros.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Earlier this month I had the opportunity to work with Elsi, this beautiful red-sailed ship. It looked so tiny in between the massive icebergs of Greenland.
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
I have www dot n-y-times dot com muted, so why am I still seeing people linking their latest clickbait
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Eschire Cat-tle, MSc @escherbug.art · 28/07/2026
She loved her surgery cone for the first couple days (it made her feel powerful and intimidating) so we got her a courted ruff to look sinister in.
Lt the black cat wearing a champagne colored ribbon ruff and a suspicious expression.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/09/2025
Go practice being mean to the fascist... make it apart of your spiritual discipline . Before you put fork to mouth ask Jesus or whoever you got to help you be mean to bad people.
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Gen Z Nixon your 23 too skidoo. They’ll kill you Gen Z Nixon
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 09/06/2026
They force-feminized all the World Cup players and now it’s called the Girled Cup. They did this due to woke and gender. The sport is called footovary now too sorry. Girled Cup
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 19/07/2026
Congratulations to Smenstrualpain on winning the Girled Cup
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Deep Tunnel reservoir will take at least a month to drain chicago.suntimes.com/environment/...
chicago.suntimes.com
Deep Tunnel reservoir will take at least a month to drain
The nearly 8 billion-gallon Thornton reservoir, which helps prevent flooding, was nearly full this week. The sewer water is slowly being pumped out but it will be weeks before the south suburban quarr...
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
cyclospora can be spread via produce such as vegetables, making mitch mcconnell more dangerous than ever
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Harebrained @harebrained.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
I have a history of buying stupid domains. This isn't one of them: acoupletwotree.com
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future canon @futurecanon.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Lmao here's the goal from Freese's perspective, courtesy of the BBC's 3D World Cup thing
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
[extremely tired “oh well” voice]: uwu
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Jocelyn Anderson Photography @jocelynanderson.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
A fledgling Blue Jay shows a parent that his/her beak is empty and that food needs to be put in it. I love the fledgling's tiny tail feathers!
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
lying awake in bed, thinking about my life’s biggest regrets: every time I’ve tasted an olive
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
them: “What’re ya in for, kid” me: “Dipping my hand in the Reflecting Pool” and they all moved away from me on the Group W bench
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Shaun Mooney @mooneysart.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 20/06/2026
god it would be so funny if unlocking the secrets of consciousness and becoming as gods really were a matter of hoarding video game graphic cards
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 13/06/2026
Remember The Hobbit is about 15 guys conspiring to murder a billionaire because he stole too much money and then a sixteenth guy who was not even involved shot that billionaire because he just knew it was the right thing to. Class solidarity, you know? There also was a bear.
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 ☃︎ ❄︎ @moxiest.art · 12/06/2026
he's not the world's first trillionaire. stop. just fucking stop. if attempting to cash in your "trillion dollars" would cause the value of the thing you are cashing in to crater, and thus not be a trillion dollars, that is not a trillion dollars. net worth is fucking meaningless.
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Gabe @cwgabriel.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
He-Man all done. Loved this movie!
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
(Beastie Boys voice) What could it be It's a mirage He's walkin on his fins It's JABBERJAW
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Yinzers, just wanted to be sure you saw this map of Kaunas, Lithuania
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
still a goal
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Matt Ghoul @mattgill.me · 27/05/2026
but they were, all of them, mogged, for another ring was maxxed
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Some notes now that I’ve seen the transcript of the hearing, thanks to @lizdye.bsky.social . First: the government dismissed the felony count in an effort to convince the judge not to make them produce full transcripts, knowing they showed serious misconduct.
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