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Sam Kinison voice: FLAMES! FLAMES ON THE SIDE OF MY FACE!

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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
What is that rhyme British schoolchildren use to remember the six postseason efforts of the Seattle Mariners? Oh yeah: “Lost, failed, ‘liminated / Lost, failed, dinna make it”
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I stand like that (upright but leaning backward at the hip) when I’m experiencing back pain
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
coined by a literal Fred
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
did you mean the allegation in the description or the source, or should we just presume it’s the latter
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I can’t read Biden and legislation in the same sentence without being reminded of the 2005 bankruptcy bill which contributed to the 2008 financial crisis
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I learned a new word today: helminth. Surprisingly, it is not a brand of mayonnaithe.
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
15 years?! Impossible!
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Dig through the ditch like Dragula Isn't the view spectagula
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
(when the only X-man I can remember is Morph) damn, boy, the face changes but the rest is unforgettable
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I couldn’t get my city to even consider putting a stop sign next to the neighborhood playground
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Layla (The Part Before The Piano Exit)
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There’s an otter romp winding Down the Cuyahoga river Rolling into Cleveland to the lake
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NE Ohio Regional Sewer District @neorsd.org · 30/09/2026
ok leaving this up on the conference room whiteboard
“they don’t know” meme but the man wears a NEORSD hat and stands waist deep in water with otters swimming around him. he says “they don’t know this river burned 13 times”
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
#3 kind of makes me feel a little bad for hating the art style of those games
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a guy who, through no fault of my own, looks a lot like those guys, I hate it
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Azure @spicycurry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aw yeah, baby
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
he’s talked like that for forty years
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
looks like you’re really on to someowthing
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I bet if there were a song about a guy who leaves a woman to go live in a castle with a bunch of bird-like puppets called Choosing Skeksis, you all would have heard of it
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ought to change it from “Tuck”son to “Taegeuk”son
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
is he expressing uncertainty or granting permission
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
from the French term main cul, or “hand butt”
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this would make a good no-context screenshot
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
why does it look like something you’d cover in peanut butter and give to a dog
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
what if the tiktoks make the millennials get motion sick
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like eating an ice cream cone cone-first
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
(The) Ohio (State) Turnpike rest stops are so nice, you’ll think you’re in Canada
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
All Centers Are Bad
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CURTAINS FOR ZOOSHA? BONZO AND KOHL-HELM CAUGHT GOING TO BITBURG
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
yeah it’s like, who thought it was a good idea to invent a thing where it works faster if it’s not cold, but if it works too long then it gets too warm and then it works way too fast and then gets way too warm
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Block Club Chicago @blockclubchi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Origins Of Chicago-Style Giardiniera. V. Formusa Co., now Marconi Foods, was founded in 1898 by Sicilian immigrant Vincent Formusa. Its brand of the sandwich condiment is the standard-bearer in Chicago. buff.ly/KEy4rug
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I have a question for everyone attacking the OP: if your new neighbor wanted you to cut down one of your trees because it obstructed their view, would you do it or not? what if Internet strangers would call you nativist for refusing?
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
sure, Hoobastank would have been awful, but preferable to “it’s nativist to argue that newcomers to a New York City neighborhood don’t automatically get to be the boss of that neighborhood”
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I remember the old people from my youth being real mad about some band called Electric Dylan
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It’s ok to miss out on some journalism. These are the people who think doing a good job means asking Michael Dukakis how he’d feel if someone murdered Kitty. Yeah you guys thought people would forget
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You are all insane. I'm sorry. You have, perhaps out of good intentions, made yourself mentally ill.
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
no need to imagine
screenshot of a Huffpost article titled “Obama Eats Arugula”; if this article was a person, it would be old enough to vote
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
they're real and they're spectacular www.youtube.com/watch?v=QrfH...
youtube.com
This shot from the X-files is absolutely insane
YouTube video by oof sandwich
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
whew, not the Bolivian cat
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
A week ago this picture of a wood chipper would not have reminded me of a certain Sankey diagram. Thanks Bluesky!
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I liked you people better before, when you weren't giving me Ed Sheeran earworms
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Zach Weinersmith @zachweinersmith.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I believe I have discovered the first theodicy that works
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
“I didn’t want to just put dicks in your timeline” yeah, that’s the job of people who post Twitter screenshots
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The cartoon Our Blessed Homeland Their Barbarous Wastes by Tom Gauld, with the OP's cats crudely pasted into it.
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Filipinos name their kids Rommel?!
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
it makes sense bc Chile and Vermont are shaped the same
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Podcasts Georg
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 10/09/2026
i want to apologize again to everyone who may have heeded my advice, did not get wrongfully terminated from their job, and as such did not score a once in a lifetime lawsuit payout. i will spend the day in reflection be better in the future about not discouraging my followers from getting that bag
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Todopoderoso @tollsuper.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
hard to forget my first phone because everyone had one just like it
a Western Electric model 2500 landline telephone
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