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🗝️Bremen, Germany 🎲 He/him, Dwarven Barbarian 🏳️‍🌈🏴 Frodo defunded the police. ⚒️ Here for indy wrestling, wargaming, dinosaurs, queer shite, comics, metalwork, art, piracy and bad TTRPG takes

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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 4h
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 15h
Star Trek TNG title card but the title of the episode is "When you HAVE A STAR TREK, roll+class consciousness.
On a 10+, its Fully Automated Luxury Gay Space Communism. On a 7–9, it's colonial military space adventures in a theoretically socialist society that's never explained.
On a miss, it's unpolitical."
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 21h
Happy Flintlocktober to those who celebrate!
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 30/09/2026
Friend told me of fandom drama about the new Astarion novel because readers react very emotionally to the character not being portrayed how they expected him to be based on their reading of him in the game. As an X-Men reader who my favourite character's parents are changes every other week. 🤷‍♂️
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 30/09/2026
very belated birthday art for @cavegift.bsky.social
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
Thinking about how many superhero comicbook characters there are who are named after another character but with "Lady" added so you know this one's a woman! Like Lady Mastermind, Lady Deadpool, Lady Punisher, eight different Lady Bullseye etc. Never the other way around. Mister Wonder Woman 🤔
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 29/09/2026
Nothing of all this superstitious and magical nonsense is real - except for the immunity dog who is immune to not being real. Good dog.
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aka LW Salinas @sithwitch.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've been rewatching the Muppet Show for a mood boost. Here's Rowlf singing "What a Wonderful World" to a sleepy cocker spaniel puppy. youtu.be/i0Q-NJKt-pc
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The Muppet Show: Rowlf - "What a Wonderful World"
YouTube video by dorcm1973
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 13/07/2026
Garffeld Pt 5
A three panel Garfield comic drawn in medieval style: panel one, Friar Lyman is speaking to Friar Jon, “A companion has joined me on my travels.”; panel two, a yellow dog bounds into frame, Garffeld looks shocked, off-panel Lyman says, “Come, Wodin!”; panel three, Garffeld is crouched in a corner, thinking, “Oh, God’s wounds.”
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Deep Cuts in a Lovecraftian Vein @deepcuts.blog · 28/09/2026
Show me a comic page you love; no explanation needed.
Page from Hellboy: The Wolves of St. August, where the ghost of a little girl reveals herself to be a werewolf and says "He made me this," which brings Kate Corrigan to tears.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 30/08/2025
(Account who want's to gather followers to promote a TTRPG related career by asking low-treshold questions to generate interactions): "Hello adventurers! Today's question is: In your campaign - why are swords?"
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 28/09/2026
It is ironic how whenever pro wrestling - a convoluted artform all about manipulating you into being deeply emotional about triumphs and tragedies that objectively are not real - actually gets real, it just breaks your heart.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 27/09/2026
Running Dogs in the Bark by @olddog.games later for one pf my players birthday and I mentioned if anyone really couldn't get their head into playing a criminal dog, well every playbook could as well represent a criminal cat, right? There's a chance I'll accidentally run Claws in the Paws later 😬
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
Oh, is it the Jon Snow guy they introduced who never appeared again? Or that America girl they introduced who never appeared again? Or Blade, who they forgot to introduce but then he never actually appeared? Or Hercules who they introduced just to never appear again? The list goes on.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 26/09/2026
‘But if there are many of these ruffians,’ said Merry, ‘it will certainly mean fighting. You won’t rescue Lotho, or the Shire, just by being shocked and sad, my dear Frodo.’
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 25/09/2026
The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but Came Down a Pretty Woman
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 24/09/2026
If I, theoretically, was the leader of some kind of nation state and some private AI company would hack my public health system just to show off I'd just send over some goons to beat the living shit out of these nerdy assholes. What do you have a state for if not for bullying assholes who harm you?
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Asher HELLbein @asherelbein.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
An incredibly lovely and evocative animated short. I *highly* recommend taking the 3 or so minutes to watch this
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'Noon of Night' a dinosaur animated short // the Morrison Formation
YouTube video by Cinedaw
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 23/09/2024
Happy Bihänder Day! Swing your bihander proudly in all directions! #bisexual #swordfighting
Four wargaming miniatures from Black Scorpion Miniatures of renaissance style landsknechts with two-handed swords, painted in the colours of the polysexual, bisexual, omnisexual and pansexual pride flags.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
Bi Visibility Day so of course I repost my favourite "for fucks sake read a book"-rant topic
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 02/03/2025
Your biannual reminder that every single fictional character, if not excplicitly declared otherwise inside the fiction, needs to be considered bi+. Because it's the very core of storytelling that you don't rule out possible and plausible future developements without a reason. That simple.
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David Cooper @davidbcooper.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Starting my day making some art.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 21/09/2026
Bisexual Awareness Week and Fat Bear Week overlapping for two days is no accident, you know?
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
For Batman Day I finally got around to reading ABSOLUTE BATMAN vol. 3 and I truly cannot stress how loudly I went "holy SHIT" out loud at these pages. What a book. What a line.
A page from Absolute Batman showing a bunch of white supremacists and cops working together to attack an immigrant campThe camp being attacked, with the lead cop about to do a Nazi salute while saying white power Absolute Batman snapping his elbow in two
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 20/09/2026
Sozialistische Grüße gehen raus an die autonome Arbeiterrepublik Berlin ✊
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
So GW actually put a new dwarf faction on the table AND does a Necromunda miniatures-driven RPG that does not NOT sound like Inquisitor? Wild times. (I like the Valayan Guardians. Design isn't 100% but I love the goddess finally getting representation on the table after all those years)
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
I hope when they reboot X-Men in the MCU they will try to tell the Phoenix Saga but without the space stuff and wonder why that didn't work FOR THE THIRD TIME just because I think that would be hilarious.
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Darryl Mott @gamerstavernshow.com · 16/09/2026
"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25. A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
Reposting because some folks still want to make this a discourse
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 18/09/2026
"Man, I hate how this comicbook artist draws all blonde women so similar I never know who's who! It's bad enough in real life I have serious problems telling blonde women apart and - oh shit, he probably has the same weird problem" 🤔
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Dai Wolf @daiwolf.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Skaven plot-scheme yes-yes
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 17/09/2026
And always remember: The show was cancelled after three seasons and the kids never made it home. They are still trapped there.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
My online ttrpg crew made characters for our next campaign, Star Wars via scum & villainy and... meet MK-5, my bitchy, manipulative protocol droid with wild ambitions and the most serious character picture I could make in 5 minutes!
Photo of a polished silver protocol droid from star wars but some genius masterfully photoshopped in a medieval houndskull bascinet helmet as their head.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
Just saw that trailer for that 2030(!) Starcraft game and I think that's enough ironically fascist military games now. Let's return to playing misfits who murder these assholes, okay?
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
Reading regular generic fantasy: So we never really get to know much about the orcs so it's okay for the heroes to kill dozens of them? Now that's problematic! Reading Warhammer fantasy novels: Yeah, I know enough about them, go on!
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 16/09/2026
“I am not complicit" says guy who literally served in the Lannister army.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 14/09/2026
Just saw that trailer for that 2030(!) Starcraft game and I think that's enough ironically fascist military games now. Let's return to playing misfits who murder these assholes, okay?
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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Verity Ritchie @verilybitchie.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Fellas, is it gay to be bisexual? New video essay!
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The Bisexual Problem
YouTube video by verilybitchie
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
Yepp, thats new dwarfs. Nice.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 22/11/2024
And just when you finally accept these are real things and not weird fantasy weapons you discover the next level: Pistol Punch Dagger
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Double-Pistol Katar Dagger | All Works | The MFAH Collections
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
"Our product is useless and not economically viable because we voluntarily slowed down its development because it was too good" is the new "Dog ate my homework".
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
When a friend sends you a hentai clip (as one does) and you look up the context (as I do) and find out the one character also appears in several non-hentai animation films and series and is part of a complicated network of media crossovers So Technically this porn is canon in animated Gamera lore?
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 13/09/2026
Read a take from some weirdo claiming ALL careers and professions could and would be "augmented" by AI and we had to live with that. I don't think this person knows many people outside of their own field of IT work. See, I am a silversmith. With a hammer. Fool.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 12/09/2026
And once again the TTRPG feed is filled with genAI slop by folks who do not even care how dice look like.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 04/08/2026
Where were you the moment Stacy flickflacked into the Pentagon?
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
I fucking hate mimics. Yes, the D&D chest monster things. They are the memefied embodiment of the agonising DM-vs-players mentality that is the cancer of D&D gaming culture. They only exist as a joke about how toxic your table is. They make me sad.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 11/09/2024
Trollbeard lore: I own and regularly use a 9/11 remembrance beach towel. I deeply enjoy the absurdity of this tasteless object. Why does it exist? Who think that's respectful? Who is this for? Are Americans really that weird? It was an ironic christmas gift from my mom idk, 20 years ago.
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Trollbeard @trollbeard.eurosky.social · 11/09/2026
Got an IMPORTANT MESSAGE email about a book I ordered from England informing me the parcel was handed over from the local logistics guys to the international logistics guys. Who's that important for? There's nothing I must, should or even can do about it and that's... just how mail works.
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