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Your Pal, Siel is going to MAGFest '27 @sieldotcom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Me to the officer as I'm trying to grab his firearm.
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William Gibson @greatdismal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Americans now assume that hockey itself possesses its own potent eroticism?
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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the @f0xhound.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
@discord.com Drew your Wumpus getting boiled alive.
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Bart⚓️ @bartgonnissen.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The Facial Expressions of Tethys by artist Julius von Bismarck. A suspended high-sea buoy that moves in real time. Sensors on a twin buoy out in the Atlantic Ocean send live satellite data to motors inside the museum. This makes the indoor buoy copy the exact, real-time movements of the ocean waves.
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
The end justifies the means. But what if there never is an end? All we have is means.
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BOOyotomi HAUNTejoshi @theyfab.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
it will never not piss me off that omelas is most commonly read as "all society is built upon the suffering of others" when the real message is clearly "we are a deeply sick people who would base a society upon the suffering of others for no reason other than that we think that's how it has to be"
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
rip annie dillard
One of the things I know about writing is this: spend it all, shoot it, play it, lose it, all, right away, every time. Do not hoard what seems good for a later place in the book or for another book; give it, give it all, give it now. The impulse to save something good for a better place later is the signal to spend it now. Something more will arise for later, something better. These things fill from behind, from beneath, like well water. Similarly, the impulse to keep to yourself what you have learned is not only shameful, it is destructive. Anything you do not give freely and abundantly becomes lost to you. You open your safe and find ashes.
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Kane @demikane.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"Oh so you want the republicans to win???" Your party has decided there is such a thing as acceptable collateral damage! If they lose because of it, the consequences of that are on them. You can't be the hard man making tough choices and then cry about it if it doesn't work like you wanted
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
insta poetry has, like many things in recent years, fundamentally shaken up a small and incestuous world. it simultaneously sucks shit and also brings in a bunch of amateur eyeballs in an art community which mostly existed on corporate life support
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🜏 Machine Saint 🜏 @shoehead.itch.io · 13/09/2026
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☘💀CROM CRUACH💀☘ @dr4i0chtdvbh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Friendly Pumpkin @pumpkinpal.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
I have smashed The plum Flavored lacroixs That were in The cooler Hell yeah brother The dudes They do rock
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
great day to smoke weed and eat corn dogs without a big hole in my neck gushing dark red venous blood out of it like a broken cherry icee machine
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ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 07/09/2026
a tumblr interaction i just had
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 05/03/2025
Every time some elected democrat sucks off Reagan, I think about Duane.
Duane Puryear holding the AIDS quilt panel he completed before his death. It reads "MY NAME IS DUANE KEARNS PURYEAR. I WAS BORN ON DECEMBER 20, 1964. I WAS DIAGONISED WITH AIDS ON SEPTEMBER 7, 1987 AT 4:45 PM. I WAS 22 YEARS OLD. SOMETIMES, IT MAKES ME VERY SAD. I MADE THIS PANEL MYSELF. IF YOU ARE READING IT. I AM DEAD..."
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 03/08/2024
@dubbin@friend.camp on mastodon
@robdubbin
MY MAN: (comes home)
ME: (nervous) how was the store
MY MAN: fine
ME: oh thank g -
MY MAN: ran into jolene
ME: oh no
MY MAN: she mentioned you left kind of an intense voicemail
11:50 AM • 2019-07-28
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The saddest girl to ever hold a martini @lifeisterrible.bsky.social · 01/04/2024
DOLLY PARTON PET PEEVES
1. NOBODY NOTICES
I'VE GOT
GREAT ASS
TOO
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Natalie H. "The Cool Natalie" Ironside @natalieironside.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
When I hear about people destroying surveillance cameras it makes me so happy
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🕸️ƊǗƝƓĘƠΝƁÏƬƇΗ🕸️ @dungeonbitch.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
We all have that one buddy whose purpose was unclear but was likely used in rituals related to harvests and fertility
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Today marks a very special day in science fiction literature. May I present to you, "There Will Come Soft Rains" by Ray Bradbury:
THERE WILL COME SOFT RAINS
By Ray Bradbury

The computer house buzzed awake. “Good morning, everyone,” it said. 

Mr. Raynes woke up. He gave a big stretch. His wife was a robot and said “It’s a beautiful day today, my dear.”

“Yes, Mrs. Raynes” said he.

A program ran inside of her cybernetic brain, or “cy-brain”. It calculated the weather and other things.

“It may rain tonight, darling,” the robot mistress of the household said to her master.

He was scrolling through his phone, which was not just a telephonic device, but one with a video screen that could broadcast information from any corner of the earth. There was one application called, ironically, “Blue sky” he was looking at. 

“Goodness me,” he intoned, “today is a date of great import. I must be the first to virally post that a story about soft rains coming mentioned this very date!”

He continued to intone. “August 4, 2026. That is the date of today.”

“You will collect hundreds or maybe even … calculating, calculating … thousands of likes, my husband.”

“Oh, look,” he splurted out, walking to the window. A rain began to fall.

“Let us thank God the Father and Christ the Son at His right hand,” said his faithful electronic wife.

“In gratitude, Lord, we look to Thee as our protector. Guide us through dark times and fair. Lead us as a shepherd past the temptations of iniquity and sin, and shelter us your devoted from the wickedness of others until we may join Thee again at the Great Reunion in your kingdom of Heaven. Of Thee, this we pray. Amen,” said Mr. Raynes.

“Amen,” said his robot wife, whose “cy-brain” was connected to the computer house through a “wireless” information relay protocol.

They were both Episcopalian.
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andy.scrolling.fright @andy.scrolling.site · 28/07/2026
from:redwallfeasts.bsky.social dirty soda
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EMILY WILSON @emilyrcwilson.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I wrote about the Nolan Odyssey for the LRB. I'll summarize some of my main points below, in case you don't feel like reading all that. www.lrb.co.uk/the-paper/v4...
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Emily Wilson · An Uncomplicated Man
As they say at the awards shows, I was humbled to learn that Christopher Nolan has read at least the first line of my...
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martha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
in 2019 i drunk drove a golf cart into a park during mardi gras and i struck a lorax and i didnt stop
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Oswiu☦️ @oswiu.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Accidentally touching the joystick down just a fraction and annihilating hundreds of americans in a wave of crimson mist before ploughing into the sand. My pink chud sons shrieking with glee and lust. For the Planck time it takes for my body to become atom thick I know release like you never will
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walking mirage @wolf.observer · 07/07/2026
AI is great. It's allowed software developers to build their towers taller and taller. Soon they will reach Heaven and greet God
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Nova The CyberMage💜⭐ @cybermagenova.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Happy 4th of July! Here's an unrelated image!
A screenshot from Fire Emblem with a CG of Lyn on a sunset background saying, "I do not love my country. I love the people in it and want their needs met."
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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I will never ever ever ever forgive Joe Biden for having the destruction of abortion fall under his administration and then do nothing about it To this day, people think it happened under trump
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Talia al Ghoul 🏳️‍⚧️ @usili.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Time to train the puppygirls to take Carentan.
WWII Clicker
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Dane Erland @mechanekton.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
hi i'm dane and i like to build legos and play #lancerrpg.
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gibbet cage @gibbet-cage.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Seeing someone use evil hate magic on a goblin: let the wretched creature be! He knows not what he does! Seeing someone use evil hate magic on a beautiful elf prince: lmao bring him low! The fool should live as a beast!
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
an unexpected occasion of mercy is cause for joy and reflection. people sometimes like to detail, in response, the gruesome crimes of people the state seeks to execute, but it doesn't matter what anyone did: state sanctioned execution is barbaric, no less so than any crime it seeks to punish.
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Bad Marvel Memes @avengersbad.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Uncle Ben, dying on the floor, giving his last words to Peter Parker: KILL THEM ALL, PETER.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 04/06/2026
chipotlai-max: AI coding agent that runs on stolen compute from Chipotle's chat bot, with community project to add providers from Home Depot, Lowes, Target, Starbucks & more.
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GitHub - cyberpapiii/chipotlai-max: The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Low...
The AI coding agent that runs on stolen Chipotle compute 🌯 Fork of OpenCode with Pepper AI as default model. Community project to add providers from Home Depot, Lowes, Target, Starbucks & more....
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dave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
(a new object is placed in my enclosure) damn new object just dropped (I glance disparagingly over at yesterday's object) lol y'all still thinking about this huh
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hookland.bsky.social @hookland.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Goodnight from Sadie Clemens, wondering if she’ll have the dream where she’s a crow with a beakful of corpse-flesh again. Goodnight from Joshua Handford, failing to disguise his voice while phoning in a bomb warning on behalf of the Ghost Preservation Society. Goodnight from Hookland.
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Adrian Tchaikovsky @aptshadow.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I've been trying to think who Altman reminds me of and he's the spitting image of Burke from Aliens
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
if you commit a murder there should be an option where instead of going to trial or pleaing you get one chance to tell a joke to a normally selected jury of your peers. If everyone laughs, you're acquitted. if not everyone laughs, you're guilty.
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
they fed me thomas paine when I was young, they told me "we have it in our power to begin the world again" was true and worth holding close to your heart, and when as an adult I became a transsexual communist they thought I was being unrealistic
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lottie "frog k" lovely ⚧️🏴‍☠️ @vaporlight.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
girls are always asking me to stick my hand into mysterious boxes to test my abilities
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#1 Ea-Nasir defender @groanly.fans · 30/04/2026
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Joel @snufkinlib.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trying to play peekaboo with my child but he's a European diplomat: me: where'd daddy go? baby: we must articulate a post-daddy vision of strategic autonomy me: peekaboo! baby: my historic relationship with my father is stable despite recent troubles
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Natalie H. "The Cool Natalie" Ironside @natalieironside.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Do one thing for me, Sredny Vashtar
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
I really think it’s important to underline that there was apparently no security breach. The gunman was confronted and stopped where he should have been according to the design—at the magnetometer perimeter. What this piece argues for is an *expansion* of the security perimeter in time and space.
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LithiumChaser @lithiumchaser.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Patrick Stewart, Helen Mirren, and Liam Neeson on the set of Excalibur by John Boorman (1981)
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zazzy @zazzy.tv · 25/04/2026
THE only Israel I RECOGNIZE
is the
Late
Great
ISRAEL kamakawiwo'ole
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