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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦

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Tall, slim, open-minded human male. Ethically non-monogamous. Come for the sex, stay for the politics (or vice versa). IG: tohedonist2. Twitter: TOhedonist.

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 17h
For my latest Danielle Smith collab with @forwardcanada.bsky.social, Danielle is here to help prepare you for Referendum Day, which will be totally calm and chill and feature no January 6th-ing whatsoever! youtu.be/6N9grKFJ_ro?...
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PSA from Premier Danielle Smith: Preparing Your Referendum Emergency Kit #satire
YouTube video by Forward Canada
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought this was The Onion. @theonion.com
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republicans would rather your children watch a man get killed than a drag queen read
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Andrea Zanin @andreazanin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As I've said elsewhere: you don't need to love Olivia Chow to vote for her. You just need to want to make sure Doug Ford doesn't have even more untoward influence over this city than he already does. Also, bike lanes. Nuff said.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“115 charges against Man City…?”
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brad Bradford Is Going To Make Toronto Liveable Again (With Cops) youtu.be/6X_M_w3Nibg?...
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Brad Bradford Is Going To Make Toronto Liveable Again (With Cops)
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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Hadrian Temple @hadriantemple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Andrea Zanin @andreazanin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ER doctors are on side: some 650 of them signed a petition to stop Ford from removing bike lanes, saying - as we do in every protest - "bike lanes save lives." You'd think this would be a simple thing. What a ridiculous culture war our premier has created. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Ontario health-care coalition denounces province's plan to remove bike lanes across Toronto | CBC News
A coalition of Ontario health-care workers gathered in downtown Toronto on Tuesday to denounce the provincial government’s plan to remove bike lanes on three major roadways across the city.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our premier is such a piece of shit.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We should be "paid" for doing our own scanning, running the cash register and bagging. A consumer at a self-check is doing the work of three people. We should also get paid every time we have to tell a fellow shopper where to find an item because the store doesn't have people on the floor.
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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 24/09/2026
Oh holy crap, @theonion.com ! theonion.com/dog-cant-bel...
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ivory1.bsky.social @ivory1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Punctuation Day! #NationalPunctuationDay
Standard comma: You know Bob, Sue and Greg? They came to my house.
Oxford comma: You know Bob, Sue, and Greg? They came to my house.
Christopher Walken comma: You know, Bob, Sue, and Greg, they came, to my house.
William Shatner comma: You, know, Bob, Sue, and Greg, they, came, to my, house.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My latest Danielle Smith video for @forwardcanada.bsky.social has her answering every question you've ever had about what happens if the separatists actually win the referendum! Check it out! youtu.be/x5tFIYM0aL8?...
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PSA: Premier Smith Answers Your Referendum Questions #satire
YouTube video by Forward Canada
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guys we need to all do our part to prevent monks from hiking. Remember, only you can prevent forest friars.
Monks praying in the forest
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That moment when you realize you’ve… enjoyed… the cashier at the local grocery store at your local sex club.
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Ruin Jane @laurenjane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The issue here is my partner and I are queer people who make queer art and a handful of CBSA agents were empowered to discriminate against us for months over our work by targeting books about transgressive topics and art that shows naked queer bodies.
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Lord Jeffrey of Nottingham #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇬🇱 @onemoregoodman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Criticism of the Israeli state and of illegal settlements in the West Bank is NOT antisemitism. Can we all say this loudly together please.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Brad Bradford Is Running For Mayor Of Toronto, Unless He Changes His Mind youtu.be/oJK3JztmFcM?...
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Brad Bradford Is Running For Mayor Of Toronto, Unless He Changes His Mind
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Star Trek Day - he's Sally Kellerman singing about wanting to keep a threesome going - the song is Triad by David Crosby. Wildest thing - it's produced by Barry Manilow. youtu.be/TtJp8gSqkmU?...
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Sally Kellerman - Triad (1973 Bell Records)
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My view for the CNE Air Show, all because Dougie doesn’t want us to look at Ontario Place.
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Bruce 🇨🇦 @manitos2016.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A 🧵on the upcoming anniversary of 9/11. I think Erin speaks for many of us 🇨🇦
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You take the lanes, we take the road.
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Ontario govt took $60M out of public education and handed it to Staples. Tomorrow, 80K elementary teachers each get $750 of the misappropriated money to buy overpriced classroom supplies at an 🇺🇸 corporation. Please remember this the next time Captain Canada tells you to #BuyCanadian. #OntEd
A chart of school supplies showing the price difference between ordering through the school board or ordering from Staples. Staples is always more expensive.A chart of school supplies showing the price difference between ordering through the school board or ordering from Staples.

The total for the school board is $290.38.
The total for Staples is $668.98.
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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MakesMeWannaUke🇨🇦 @makesmewannauke.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Might there be a new interest in Mead?
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David Cochrane @davidwcochrane.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
21 days before the 25th anniversary of September 11th, the United States imposes 50% tariffs on the country that gave its citizens refuge during the worst terrorist attack in US history.
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James Andrew Smith @drsmith.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Block the sale of Moneris to the Americans. #ElbowsUp www.cbc.ca/news/politic...
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A Canadian payment giant is being sold to U.S. private equity. Is your digital privacy at risk? | CBC News
Royal Bank of Canada and Bank of Montreal are selling payment processor Moneris Solutions Corp. to San Francisco-based investment firm Francisco Partners. Some analysts are raising concerns around wha...
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WidowsPique 🇨🇦 @widowspique.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When you have economics degrees from Harvard and Oxford, ran the central banks of two countries, and have to negotiate with an idiot who tariffs penguins.
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The Biking Lawyer LLP @thebikinglawyer.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Critical Mass Friday Aug. 28. 6pm meet at Prince Edward Viaduct Parkette (across from Castlefrank Station). Route TBD. Purpose? Well, the Court of Appeal said we don't need bike lanes. We're certain many would disagree. All out.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
*See Bible for terms and conditions (certain restrictions may apply)
Billboarded warehouse roof reads “JESUS IS” with “FOR LEASE” and a phone number placed over remaining word(s).
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Froggles 🇨🇦 @froggles42.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Make The Planet Great Again... @turquoisemarble.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
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Raywat Deonandan 🍁🇨🇦 @deonandan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Karoline Leavitt Addresses How Trump Is Winning The Canadian Tariff War youtu.be/dQh4CthBjj0
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Karoline Leavitt Addresses How Trump Is Winning The Canadian Tariff War
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Could you eat a beaver? youtu.be/lu5Oi7IgdfE?...
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News Blooper - Detroit TV Anchor Loses It When Asked: "Do You Think You Could Eat Beaver?" (8.13.26)
YouTube video by Diamond Joe
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 16/08/2026
Doug Ford celebrates bike lane court victory with public execution of local cycling group
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Doug Ford celebrates bike lane court victory with public execution of local cycling group
QUEEN’S PARK - After the Ontario Court of Appeals overruled a lower court decision stopping Doug Ford from ripping out 19 kilometres of bike lanes in Toronto today, the Ontario premier celebrated by a...
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Hello! I have a potentially overly ambitious goal of getting my YouTube to 25,000 subscribers by the end of the year, because why not dream big - if you haven't subscribed to it, it would mean the world if you did! 💙 youtube.com/@itsclarebla...
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Clare Blackwood
Clare Blackwood is a Toronto-based actor, writer, and comedian. She is a writer for Canadian satire website The Beaverton, and her work has been featured on CBC Comedy, McSweeney's Internet Tendency, ...
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
BREAKING: To celebrate his victory, Ford has announced the public execution of a randomly chosen cycling group in Sankofa Square at dawn. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Ontario appeal court says Ford can rip out Toronto bike lanes | CBC News
Premier Doug Ford’s government can rip out 19 kilometres of protected bike lanes in Toronto, the Court of Appeal for Ontario has ruled in a decision released Friday, reversing a lower court decision m...
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Lucky Lover 🍀 @luckylover.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
… but at least Dougie’s daughters didn’t get caught speeding.
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Is glory hole one word or two? I want to get these architectural design plans perfect.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your wife is hot.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
Glory Hole? Gives new meaning to the Department of Health and HUMAN SERVICES.
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The Beaverton @thebeaverton.com · 03/08/2026
Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
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Canadians overwhelmingly demand wealth tax after Kevin O’Leary says it will make him move away
OTTAWA - Pollsters report a split among Canadians over the idea of higher tax on the assets of wealthy individuals, though support skyrockets after noting that Kevin O'Leary has vowed that he will res...
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
Apparently, on Christian album covers in the ’60s, the only thing worse than the hair was the obliviousness to the lewd double entendres.
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Tom Veenstra @tomveenstra.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
“Small Fringe Group” was the name of our (winning!) bar trivia team tonight
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