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Your Canadian Girlfriend

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Lives right next to your grandmother's house - where you keep your moped. Self-Made Orphan. Mystery Celebrity. Casino Audiophile. Prod: Danger! Health Films

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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 37m
40 years ago, Kurt Vonnegut said this about Ronald Reagan. We're back to the same spot again....
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 45m
Lie to your children that you're taking them to see Avengers Endgame Encore and bring them to witness Ken Russell's The Devils. they'll appreciate it 30 years from now.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 53m
"protect college sports act" has part of the money designated for women's teams. Trouble is the White House has already declared gender-based clubs at colleges as illegal. What is the difference between West Point's the Society of Women Engineers Club and the women's basketball team?
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 1h
sticking it to Robert Kraft is always appreciated.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 8h
The doctors of Tennessee can't kill the patients when they try their hardest.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 10h
I don't think I've ever been called Bwana... which is a shame since I was looking forward to it.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 10h
Avengers: Salo! BTW - darker than Pink Floyd's The Wall?
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 11h
A quick note to Skydance's David Elison... Jack Dawson drowned in the freezing waters of the Atlantic Ocean shortly after this photo. The giant boat with a more powerful engine that was supposed to be invincible also sank into the freezing ocean This was not a happily ever romance.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 11h
how come you never hear of someone in a relationship willing to convert to the metric system?
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Snips Movies @snipsmovies.bsky.social · 12h
Passer-by: "Who even watches DVDs these days?" Let's find out, on this weeks Inside The Video Store! youtu.be/ig-6EDRS2w8
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Inside The Video Store: Episode 131 (Your weekly peek inside one of the last video stores in the UK)
YouTube video by Snips Movies
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 12h
not sure what happened to this odd Domino's Pizza drink case
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 12h
He has that "about to get fired two days before I can claim my stock options" look.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13h
Perhaps this writer's next illustrated children's book will be "How I Got Eternally Doomed To Burn In Hell!" Take an art course!
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13h
Skydance is destined to collapse under its own weight and become a financial black hole. Feels like most of those cable channels offer rerun marathons for 90% of their programming.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13h
Just what I suspect, the AI Nerds think they are creating life in their Data Centers. They view them as God Incubators.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13h
Withnail and Great Britian. please don't tell me if Richard E Grant is a faithful or traitor. He should be hosting.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 13h
The biggest reason I don't spend that much time watching movies in movie theaters is because they're too damn expensive. Most of the surviving cinemas around here are restaurants that show movies. order a few things off the menu and I'm paying $80 for the night.
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Fun City Editions @funcityeditions.bsky.social · 15h
It’s another hot summer in Fun City. Wear it and watch it. Along with the Welcome to Fun City t-shirt, also receive a copy of the standard edition of the Welcome to Fun City Blu-ray at a discounted bundled rate. www.funcityeditions.com/shop/p/wtfct...
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 15h
Tennessee is only good at sadism - not execution
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tempted to win my 1,600 wordle game when midnight strikes....
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Blackberry movie is on Netflix. I worked with a guy who loved his Blackberry that he did cry when he had to change to an iPhone.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Nobody learned from the AOL Time Warner merger.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Crack came straight from the core of Three Mile Island!
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
was Good Will Hunting an AI produced script taken back in time by the Terminator to destroy the cinematic world?
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@gandgtheater.bsky.social Like the Trick Or Treat dream in Wilmington, NC
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"There were three of them! Almost like twins." The man who keeps renaming stuff somehow doesn't know the word "Triplets."
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Der Claw!
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
knew someone who bought an affordable CD player around 1985 when it was $200 or so. trouble is he only had enough cash to buy Dark Side of the Moon and Chicago 17. That's all we listened to for over a month. I finally bought Roxy Music's Avalon.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Why isn't this scam called OpenSI? Expect the president to funnel them more money.
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Ghoul-an Glob-lin Theater @gandgtheater.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's October or should I say Schlocktober when we become Ghoulan Globlin Theater and take a break from action to review horror. This year's theme is heavy metal horror, and we kick things off with a sleazy slasher in #RocktoberBlood. Bang your severed head with us all month long!
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And she was! @chrisfrantz.bsky.social
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GibbertyFlibbet @thecorrection.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I will nevar evar drink a drop of that shit, and I will encourage everyone to boycott
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
@chrisfrantz.bsky.social I'm still waiting....
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
from 2017... it's evergreen now
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Carolina Hurricanes update the Rejuvenate moment from Logan's Run (coming out in 4K from @arrowvideo.bsky.social in time for Christmas)
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i thought Joey Porter Jr retired. Or am I thinking Joey Porter?
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Michael Ironside truly should be considered a Horror Icon for his role in Blackberry. That man scared me to the bones as a COO - real scary people in our lives.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
What a nightmare.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Marlon Brando has joined the MCU
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is this a thing?
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Denial! It's the best.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
so while Pete Hegseth is focused on soldiers' boners, the military was digitally sodomized.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Now they're going to need to lock the pilots into their chairs for the safety of the passengers.
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Victory L. 🇨🇦🇵🇱🇺🇦🇦🇹🇾🇪 We are All Born Antifacist @victoryrenfrew.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"The cycle of intolerance and injustices must end with our generation. That's the only option to ensuring the future is better for all of us. " -Victory Renfrew
National Day for Truth and Reconciliation.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Bonanza Steak House
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Liberty Biberty lived on Epstein Island for five years....
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Serfdom is back, Baby!!!
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Amazing how much a college can do when they aren't being bled dry by a football program.
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