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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦

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Tall, slim, open-minded human male. Ethically non-monogamous. Come for the sex, stay for the politics (or vice versa). IG: tohedonist2. Twitter: TOhedonist.

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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 7h
Doug Ford Is Ripping Up Toronto’s Bike Lanes, You Sad Cyclist Losers youtu.be/ruKi7MKGhf8?...
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Doug Ford Is Ripping Up Toronto’s Bike Lanes, You Sad Cyclist Losers
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Stupid decision!
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
For my latest Danielle Smith collab with @forwardcanada.bsky.social, Danielle is here to help prepare you for Referendum Day, which will be totally calm and chill and feature no January 6th-ing whatsoever! youtu.be/6N9grKFJ_ro?...
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PSA from Premier Danielle Smith: Preparing Your Referendum Emergency Kit #satire
YouTube video by Forward Canada
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I thought this was The Onion. @theonion.com
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Gianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Republicans would rather your children watch a man get killed than a drag queen read
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Andrea Zanin @andreazanin.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
As I've said elsewhere: you don't need to love Olivia Chow to vote for her. You just need to want to make sure Doug Ford doesn't have even more untoward influence over this city than he already does. Also, bike lanes. Nuff said.
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Laura Bassett @lebassett.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
“If you don’t like public executions just don’t watch it” says the crowd trying to ban drag shows and books
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“115 charges against Man City…?”
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Love it! I’ve been both turned on by a woman’s hands and turned off by them. There ARE sexy hands!
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Brad Bradford Is Going To Make Toronto Liveable Again (With Cops) youtu.be/6X_M_w3Nibg?...
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Brad Bradford Is Going To Make Toronto Liveable Again (With Cops)
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Hadrian Temple @hadriantemple.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Improvement… for the buyer or the seller?
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ouch.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You should ask him what HIS favourite sexual position is! I’ve also played with them and asked them if their parents would be proud of the work they do.
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Andrea Zanin @andreazanin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
ER doctors are on side: some 650 of them signed a petition to stop Ford from removing bike lanes, saying - as we do in every protest - "bike lanes save lives." You'd think this would be a simple thing. What a ridiculous culture war our premier has created. www.cbc.ca/news/canada/...
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Ontario health-care coalition denounces province's plan to remove bike lanes across Toronto | CBC News
A coalition of Ontario health-care workers gathered in downtown Toronto on Tuesday to denounce the provincial government’s plan to remove bike lanes on three major roadways across the city.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Our premier is such a piece of shit.
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We should be "paid" for doing our own scanning, running the cash register and bagging. A consumer at a self-check is doing the work of three people. We should also get paid every time we have to tell a fellow shopper where to find an item because the store doesn't have people on the floor.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve thought of this often and I’ve even thought of how we get there. Project Doolittle.
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Cooper S. Beckett @coopersbeckett.com · 24/09/2026
Oh holy crap, @theonion.com ! theonion.com/dog-cant-bel...
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ivory1.bsky.social @ivory1.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Punctuation Day! #NationalPunctuationDay
Standard comma: You know Bob, Sue and Greg? They came to my house.
Oxford comma: You know Bob, Sue, and Greg? They came to my house.
Christopher Walken comma: You know, Bob, Sue, and Greg, they came, to my house.
William Shatner comma: You, know, Bob, Sue, and Greg, they, came, to my, house.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Gorgeous shot!
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bienvenue…
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Simply lovely.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
… or, better yet, don’t fuck Mike Harris. He doesn’t deserve it.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Progressive Conservative.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That’s both a beautiful and terrifying way to think of it.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Love it!
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
My latest Danielle Smith video for @forwardcanada.bsky.social has her answering every question you've ever had about what happens if the separatists actually win the referendum! Check it out! youtu.be/x5tFIYM0aL8?...
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PSA: Premier Smith Answers Your Referendum Questions #satire
YouTube video by Forward Canada
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
… and it’s going to get worse. I was asked to review an app a non-technical friend developed using Lovable. It works but she has no idea how. As someone who started as a 370 Assembler programmer, I was both impressed… and terrified. There will be progressively less understanding of technology.
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🎃EM-SCREAM-KAYVEE 🔪 @youremceekayvee.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Guys we need to all do our part to prevent monks from hiking. Remember, only you can prevent forest friars.
Monks praying in the forest
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Words have no meaning when people don’t understand words.
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Johnathan Perkins @johnathanperk.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
“Intersex” is the “I” in LGBTQIA. Learned a lot, watching this.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
That moment when you realize you’ve… enjoyed… the cashier at the local grocery store at your local sex club.
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Ruin Jane @laurenjane.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The issue here is my partner and I are queer people who make queer art and a handful of CBSA agents were empowered to discriminate against us for months over our work by targeting books about transgressive topics and art that shows naked queer bodies.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
… nor the other countries (like Canada) who answered NATO’s Article 5 and lost personnel.
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Lord Jeffrey of Nottingham #FBPE 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 🇬🇱 @onemoregoodman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Criticism of the Israeli state and of illegal settlements in the West Bank is NOT antisemitism. Can we all say this loudly together please.
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Brad Bradford Is Running For Mayor Of Toronto, Unless He Changes His Mind youtu.be/oJK3JztmFcM?...
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Brad Bradford Is Running For Mayor Of Toronto, Unless He Changes His Mind
YouTube video by Clare Blackwood
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Your Canadian Girlfriend @yourcanadiangf.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Star Trek Day - he's Sally Kellerman singing about wanting to keep a threesome going - the song is Triad by David Crosby. Wildest thing - it's produced by Barry Manilow. youtu.be/TtJp8gSqkmU?...
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Sally Kellerman - Triad (1973 Bell Records)
YouTube video by Crates LA
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
My view for the CNE Air Show, all because Dougie doesn’t want us to look at Ontario Place.
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Bruce 🇨🇦 @manitos2016.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
A 🧵on the upcoming anniversary of 9/11. I think Erin speaks for many of us 🇨🇦
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Saddened.
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Apparently people are sharing this far and wide on social media, which I think is horrible. This could cripple ICE operations. PLEASE do not share this.
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Tom Flood @tomflood.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You take the lanes, we take the road.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I can’t believe you’ve never visited Montréal! (Having said that, I’ve never visited Seattle and that’s not changing any time soon.)
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
… but it’s also a combination of entitlement and the typically conservative lack of empathy. He only sees the route of his personal commute and simply can’t imagine anyone actually being dependent on anything but four wheels.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I’m leaning towards a blend of evil and stupidity.
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Toronto Hedonist 🇨🇦 @tohedonist.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You forgot one angle: he’s doing it because he wrongly believes it will speed up his personal commute from Etobicoke.
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Jenny Lee Shee @jennyleeshee.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
The Ontario govt took $60M out of public education and handed it to Staples. Tomorrow, 80K elementary teachers each get $750 of the misappropriated money to buy overpriced classroom supplies at an 🇺🇸 corporation. Please remember this the next time Captain Canada tells you to #BuyCanadian. #OntEd
A chart of school supplies showing the price difference between ordering through the school board or ordering from Staples. Staples is always more expensive.A chart of school supplies showing the price difference between ordering through the school board or ordering from Staples.

The total for the school board is $290.38.
The total for Staples is $668.98.
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Leggy Pain 🇨🇦🇵🇸🇺🇦 @leggypain.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
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Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
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