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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 2h
"When WIRED asked, though, whether he worries he needs to take extra precautions to protect himself [...] as a result of his high profile, O'Neal said, 'Yes, I think about it all the time, but I don't let it consume me, because if you let it consume you you can go crazy'" right again, shaq
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 11h
Normal calm
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Sometimes on campus you accidentally walk by a Business class and the professor is writing like "profit = revenue - costs" on the board and everyone is taking notes like it's actual school
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 01/10/2024
(Not understanding how targeted advertising works) Damn, what is up with all the ads for the small titty bras, and the ointments for the cowardice, avarice, and myriad skin issues associated with being a C-section baby?
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 07/10/2026
Flea/Wooten/Claypool are the three bassists that every teenage bassist wants to be that makes them worse players
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i feel like ween and they might be giants are two paths diverging from "teenager in the 1990s with what would ten years later be recognized as autism spectrum disorder". the ween path is if you start smoking weed every day and the tmbg path is if you're too scared to ever try weed
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 06/10/2026
This is secretly the most Evil bus
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artnau @artnau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nordenau. An adit, or mine entrance, where people with breathing problems sit in the cool air, 2013-2014 by Alexander Krack
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Flashman @crankgriems.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
people like arthur chu trying to post their way into heaven
Arthur Chu tweet: "I try to remember, as a straight dude, that the discomfort I feel at gay porn sites is how women online are made to feel most of the time"
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The fact that what we call conscious experience isn't something fully understood doesn't make it a totally plastic concept. Reminds me of how people will mystify physics frameworks at the limits of knowledge (pop string theory or quantum theory spring to mind) to justify their metaphysics of choice
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
it’s nuts how everything in this city ties back to that fuckass parking meter deal
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It is crazy that Romo was really good at his job for a few years, but wore out his welcome once the parlor trick of being fresh from the field began to wear off and never prepared. Meanwhile, Tom Brady was pretty bad and then worked maniacally like Tom Brady and, I must admit, has become quite good.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 01/10/2026
everything about the jacob geller allegations is deeply upsetting and traumatising, from the details themselves to their being publicised on twitter by third party texts seemingly without any consultation with the victim to the armchair detective posting that followed
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
there was an old @donoteat.bsky.social cities skylines video that illustrated just how absurd it would be to move large amounts of crude oil by truck anyways…
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
man I bet this place goes crazy
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Most riveting thing I've seen all week
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it’s really cool that somehow the media environment is so broken that the average legacy newspaper’s primary incentive is to become Kiwifarms
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 23/09/2026
Everyone in the Globe story is probably going to get doxxed and covered by every dumbfuck podcast in the world.
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
would have assumed she did it like 3 years ago lol
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Kill Tim Faust 💀 @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 17/09/2026
ah, i see the misunderstanding. these guys believe Hasan's job is to say things that Democrats like hearing. terminal wonk brain is believing that we should ground ourselves with the question "what would the politicians think?"
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
literally turning me into one of those “they need to teach you how to do your taxes in school” morons
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Hasan is correct lol just google “civilian deaths Iraq war” sorry if that offends.
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
man the scene is dead
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
honestly kind of funny ed sheeran thought that would work. sorry bro culture isn’t like that anymore it’s not 2017
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
as a teenager i loved saying “oh of course SPE was bad science but it was really important for medical ethics” my bad
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 15/09/2026
It’s a good example of the kind of soft sycophancy that brings on the ‘chosis for a lot of people. It doesn’t have to respond with overt flattery; the fact that it even entertains this bullshit and doesn’t go “too stupid: revise and resubmit” is its own kind of sycophancy, in some way deeper.
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Rocky @viperwave.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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spencer @spencer7-5.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The way grown men talk about the cum town guys is 100x more embarassing than any Swiftie
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
a few years ago my brain short circuited and I said “happy 9/11” on a work call
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Peter Labuza @labuzamovies.com · 10/09/2026
Only disagree with this because Gibney is one of the worst filmmakers imaginable and responsible for some of the worst tendencies of modern documentary. Go see John Wilson's "History of Concrete" instead.
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Tyler @daft7.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Charlie Brown taught me you had to be moving different around the lesbians
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
holy hell www.youtube.com/watch?app=de...
youtube.com
SEPTABEE (100% free DAW I secretly made entirely by myself over the past five years)
YouTube video by Lost Robot
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Devil "Blood Elf" Perez @angelperez.eurosky.social · 03/09/2026
Warren Zevon is better than Bruce Springsteen and Bob Dylan
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
apologies for twitter posting but the auto-embedded chart made me laugh too hard not to share
Dasha tweeting "Are you r[REDACTED]s going to buy this crypto coin or what@bennycarlyle "wait what's it called"

@dash_eats "$dasha"

embedded chart shows it is $.000323 per coin and down 54.41%
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kate wehwalt @katewagner.wehwalt.net · 30/08/2026
i don't care what transportation planners have to say about architecture, sorry
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 26/08/2026
the only other person currently in this position is NYC mayor Zohran Mamdani
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Big Joel @bigjoel.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
not even disagreeing but it's a "just eat the bugs" ass opinion
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Regime Accountant, CPA ☠️🎢 @regimecpa.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
If we all hold hands, humanity will unlearn linear algebra.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 19/08/2026
I, for one, think it’s bad that everyone has jumped on a “woke 1.0 was crazy” without the context of it being a young gay man online talking like a young gay man online, which means it says a different thing than if, say, Bret Stephens were to say it
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/11/2025
HappyWisconsin16:
thoughts?
whisperfoot:
4.5/10. awkward garage placement. why would the shutters be a different color than the trim. and i hope to your lord that skylight is on the southern side of the house. plus the strats are totally off
GraniteLars:
You don't know what you're talking about. The house looks totally fine and structurally sound. And I don't know what you're referring to as "strats."
Foot:
ive been working in homes for 23 years. the strats are misaligned. some regions call them blushers or nuts.
Lars:
You have got to be trolling. No one uses any of those terms anywhere. I've been a contractor for 16 years. I'm skeptical about what you mean by "working in homes." For all I know you're a butler.
Foot:
ive been in hundreds of homes. maybe ive been in your home. next time i come by i won't say anything about your wenched strats
Lars:
Mods, are you seeing this? It feels vaguely threatening, as it references being inside my home?
wondergod:
no net in bball hope.
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I’m really high and thinking about jaco pastorius and getting sad
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chloe @laughingandsmiling.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
It’s so funny that Chi Osse was just gayguy style shitposting and now “woke 1 was crazyyy” has become a doomspelling phrase we’re going to be contending with for the next three years
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
looks like ass but at least it looks like *something*
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
terrible situation, but this is why you shell out for S3 glacier instead of some glup shitto cloud outfit. like sorry, amazon ain’t going anywhere
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Software people need to listen to hardware people because their shit has to run on something.
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
This is how it feels to respond to people’s prompts about their favorite show/movie on hinge
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sam @toenailfriend.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
ok sorry but he’s right? that’s an annoying question and a waste of everyone’s time
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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terra firma, terra eterna 🚱🌉 @kavi.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Almost certainly a net positive for his campaign fwiw
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 06/08/2026
I’m seeing some replies that upper class people don’t worry about money, but the thing about people who come from money, which we can largely agree is upper class, is that they spend all day, every day worrying about what would happen if the money went away.
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