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Huge nerd ISU CBE '20. Boiler Up!

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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Spaghetti Night.” Pen and copic gray marker on paper. 

Our man is in the kitchen making spaghetti for his guests, who have become increasingly rowdy as they wait for dinner. More on them in a moment. He speaks into his landline phone with his oven mitts on, “Everybody’s pretty riled up for spaghetti night.” He is correct because sure enough we see his riled up dinner guests in the background. Two men play wrestle as a woman raises her hand to spank one of the wrestler's cheeks. She’s got great leverage on the windup so those cheeks are about to be pummeled, reader. Another man finds himself being carried by a woman with a crew-cut. Her strength is on display here because despite the man’s weight she’s able to effortlessly run around the living room with him slung over her shoulder like a ragdoll. Behind them we see another spaghetti night guest pumping his fists and shouting to the ceiling. Perhaps howling. 

Artist’s note: One of my favorite drawings. Love seeing the whole group having a great time together.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
we're on bedlam watch at rice-eccles as dabo swinney and his boys try to short-circuit the bcs computers down in the swamp
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fallout New Vegas is really a story about how anything is possible as long as you have a dream and are also willing to take a pile of drugs
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
How Hinge envisioned sending the rose feels
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
A man stands at the ticket counter of a movie theater. An employee asks if he’d like to upgrade his ticket. “Would you like to upgrade to Cinema VIP? You can pause the film for bathroom breaks.”  Our man is intrigued by the offer. Next slide. Inside the movie theater. The film has been paused and the movie screen lets the audience know: “PAUSED FOR VIP.” Our man stands at the center of the theater with his hands raised and a VIP badge attached to a lanyard around his neck. He’s part of the Cinema VIP program but at what cost? The other patrons have become increasingly upset with the pauses. A chorus of angry voices rain down on the VIP from around the theater. “Sit down, toilet boy,” one woman yells. She’s had enough of his potty breaks. “Oh COME on.” “Get this guy outta here.” “He ruined the trailers, too.” “Take his badge.” “3 times?!” “Put a diaper on.”
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
🏈 GB 22 - 39 MIN FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1097th unique final score in NFL history.
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
we've got an upset alert at rocky top as dabo swinney and his boys appear poised to bring the old wagon wheel back down to the swamp
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avery ezra twinkachu @twinkachu.jsrf.bingo · 09/09/2026
at the office wishing my coworkers a happy 909 day
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Netscape @netscape.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
It’s so cool that you can achieve the Robert Pattinson in the Batman eyeliner look by being really shitty at doing eyeliner
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
logging on
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
she is why I am only the second most brilliant person from Franklin, Tennessee youtu.be/EFEmTsfFL5A?...
youtu.be
Paramore: Ain't It Fun [OFFICIAL VIDEO]
YouTube video by Paramore
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Stepping into Waffle House like youtu.be/TeQy-YxGPP4?...
youtu.be
Street Player (2003 Remaster)
YouTube video by Chicago - Topic
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
kind of a bummer to spend years trying to learn all kinds of cooking techniques only to eventually realize that the world’s best meal is just “pineapple with salt and cayenne pepper on it”
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE 


JON FINISHES JAR OF SALSA
“I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point,” says Bluesky personality


NEW YORK – Jon Bois (@jonbois.bsky.social) announced Friday afternoon that he and his family has finished a jar of salsa purchased weeks prior, and plan to purchase a new jar of salsa in short order.


“I finished the last of it today,” Jon said. “I’m sure I’ll pick up some more at some point.”


Jon offered little insight into whether he’ll stick with the same brand of salsa, or reach for another label. “I don’t know,” he said. “I’ll just grab whatever [the grocery store has available], probably.”


Taco nights must be a hit in the Bois household, no? “I mean, yeah, I guess,” Jon offers. “ We put it on our tacos and stuff. All that’s really going on here is that I ran out, so I’m gonna get some more. I don’t think there’s much more to it than that.”


Perhaps Jon would be interested in hearing some of his Bluesky followers’ favorite brands of salsa?


“No, not really.”


Media Contact: Jon Bois (operator, @jonbois.bsky.social Bluesky account)
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: three friends sit around a table. The guy in the middle looks downtrodden and his friends are trying to comfort him. The friend to the left says, “look man— I know you’re sad about the breakup.” Panel 2: “So I invited the Bongo Dolphin.” Entering stage right is a dolphin standing upright, wearing a straw hat, sunglasses, a Cuba Vera patterned shirt, and is playing the bongos. Panel 3: the sad friend is coyly looking away trying to hide a smile. His two friends and the Bongo Dolphin are smiling with him. The friend on the left says, “I see a smile…”
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
FIFA said
Immortan Joe
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
introduce yourself with five business establishments in radford, virginia that you have not yet the opportunity to visit 1. nobby's kitchen 2. la quinta inn by wyndham radford 3. sharkey's wing & rib joint 4. radford orthopedic center 5. elliott's military surplus and fishing tackle
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
Prior to his time at Marvel, Wes was also responsible for developing the design of the NCR Veteran Ranger armor. Unbelievably talented. Honestly it's hard to believe Marvel disbanded this group. I've only worked with a few of their artists in the past, but they're all incredible.
One of Wes' greyscale concept paintings of the NCR Veteran Ranger Armor holding a minigun.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
me: hey! you guys cut it out or i'm gonna give you a knuckle sandwich alan ritchson: oh no, it's ... it's jon!!! vince wilfork: we're in for it now, boys! isaac chotiner: we better scram!!!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
i just bought some cardamom at the store. they didn’t ask to see my driver's license since i’m a father
text of official creative commons license: "Jon's cardamom joke © 2026 by Jon Bois is licensed under Creative Commons Attribution-NonCommercial-NoDerivatives 4.0 International"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
do you think you could drink a 12-ounce can of soda of your choosing every day for a week for 76 million dollars? the catch is that during that week, you’re not allowed to travel to columbus, georgia unless you already had plans to or you just want to
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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
busy reviewing the wikipedia list of Actors Who Have Played Presidents
a table of actors who have portrayed Lyndon B. Johnson, including:
Donald Moffat
Randy Quaid
Tom Howard
Michael Gambon
Liev Schreiber
Tom Wilkinson
Bryan Cranston
John Carroll Lynch
Woody Harrelson
Hap Lawrence
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
went to the store __________ AI Summary ✨ Grammy-nominated R&B singer Jon B. posted that he is going to the stove – perhaps to "cook up" another hot, hot radio single. Frogs and toads, which are the same, can live on the Sun and often choose to.
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Powering up youtu.be/_ul7X5js1vE?...
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Stevie Wonder - Superstition live on Sesame Street
YouTube video by Ryan's Smashing Life
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
it's unbelievable to me that someone could actually be a trillionaire. i think most of us have trouble internalizing how much money that truly is. let me put it in simple terms for you: a trillion dollars is three million dollars
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/01/2026
NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

Designed by Jon. Share with your friends if you found this helpful!
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
i'm writing a screenplay called Heart Of A Champion about a guy who has a cold and has to sneeze and blow his nose all the time, but still gets a lot of work done on the computer. not sure yet but i think it'll probably wind up being a christian movie
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 02/12/2025
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
Needed “As” into “Another Star” to wake up for breakfast shift this morning, it worked
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
🏈 TB 32 - 44 BUF FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1095th unique final score in NFL history.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
4 panel comic with Linus and snoopy from peanuts and snoopy is in a huge puffer

1: Linus: man I wish I had that guys fits
2: but he probably wished he had somebody else’s fits
3: Snoopy: holy shit I’m getting a fit off
4: that guy looks like shit
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
[sitting on a chair backward] did you know there was once another leader in his mid 30s who associated with sex workers
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
🏈 JAX 29 - 36 HOU FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1094th unique final score in NFL history.
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Josh Sawyer @jesawyer.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
me to my phone when it informs me it’s decided to disable low power mode
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy 25th to Stankonia youtu.be/lVehcuJXe6I
youtu.be
Outkast - B.O.B. (Bombs Over Baghdad) (Official HD Video)
YouTube video by OutkastVEVO
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 28/10/2025
just went to @stathead.com again. shohei tonight is the only guy ever to record 12+ total bases and 3 walks in the regular season or playoffs. it has never happened before in major league baseball
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Jim Amendments has me covered
Jim Amendments meme of Stone Cold Steve Austin labeled "The Third Amendment" giving the finger to Shawn Michaels labeled "700 marines eyeing the futon in me and my roomates flex 2br in Santa Monica"
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
shohei's 10 strikeouts and moonshot home run distances were really just for style points. short of pitching a complete game he completely maxed out all channels through which he could deliver objective value, so he poured his leftover brilliance into knocking out side quests. it seems impossible
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Secret Base @secretbase.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Welcome to Dorktown Mayor, Shohei Ohtani
chart with title 10/17/25 dodgers-brewers

y-axis is total bases
x-axis is at-bats
shohei ohtani is plotted high and to the left with 12 total bases in 3 at-bats
the brewers (an entire mlb organization) against the opposing starting p;itcher, who happened to be shohei ohtani, are at bottom right with 3 hits in 19 at-bats
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
the mariners just hit a ball over the fence. i'd imagine they have a backup baseball on hand for such occasions
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