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Evan Washington

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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 10m
a reylo ship, like a harry/hermione ship, represents a weakness in mind and soul oh you want the two most prominent characters to kiss? how revolutionary, how bold
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Rude Law Dog @esghound.com · 22h
Kyle Gordon can't keep getting away with this
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this has happened already but also no social program is fixing "the Joker wants to poison the water supply" or "ancient bat god has a ridiculously circuitous scheme" or "luchador prison escapee wants to aura farm over Batman's broken body"
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noam @noamchompers.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Toy Story toys crave to be played with even though it requires them to feign inanimacy. What they truly crave is death
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 29/09/2026
you're still fw poultices? it's all about broths now dude
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
okay ymmv on what counts as clear and Yud is frequently not concise but they'll absolutely tell you what they believe, repeatedly. ad nauseum. they won't stop I've seen a few takes on here that get their exact flavor of weird wrong and instead characterize a nearby variant
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Windy @windyspirals.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We have, at this convention, a vortex of sex and money, the two greatest motives for murder known to man. And yet, so far, all the evidence points to this being an assassination on the orders of a hypothetical...vengeful robot from the future! It's maddening!
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Tricia Lockwood @tricialockwood.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
all literature is stink lines coming off the alphabet
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
as a kid i never thought hearing about a new star wars trilogy would fill me with such doubt and dismay it is kind of fascinating that everyone involved is so bland and sauceless? plain toast might be too flavorful for episode X
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Rochelle @uberwensch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Walt Whitman famously believed that certain large cardinals were capable of modeling inconsistent theories
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finite topological spaces are so weird until you realize they're "just" finite posets, which makes them extra weird
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the joker has a more comprehensible worldview than peter thiel
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
worse than the beto sex tweet imo
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
tweet from Ashley Reese @offbeatorbit: "Complete non issue! Wrap it up."
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Honestly I think it's a bit of a fools' errand to try and get people to stop anthropomorphising LLMs. I say my computer is angry at me if it beeps too loud.
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Colin @colin-fraser.net · 24/09/2026
I made this analogy the other day but it’s like when the velociraptor turns the doorknob. That’s a surprise, sure, but the velociraptor is supposed to be behind an electric fence. OpenAI didn’t even put up the electric fence. Literally more negligent than Jurassic Park.
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
jensen huang says ridiculous things again
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 24/09/2026
in the sequel, i would love to see The Family Stone maybe attempt a heist, or begin to travel through outer space and other dimensions. imagine the kind of disagreements they'd be having in those scenarios.
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is, frankly, a bonkers take
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Will Stancil isn’t going to fuck you
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
what is the bisexual hand gesture
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WRONG or METAPHYSICAL IN NATURE @jsthrill.modphi.com · 23/09/2026
A valuable skill to learn in life is when to be like “oh you’re right I did mess up there a bit” and then move on (and try not to mess up that way again, ideally)
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i kept misreading this as saying he hooked himself up to an egg, which i'm not sure meaningfully changes it at all actually? he might as well have been checking if he was drift compatible with a chicken
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Now we can't look up to Clavicular anymore?
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What the Force Cannot Be: problems for the midichlorianist view
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Fart Vision @slugworlds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
our age of bronze is collapsing vs no its not
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
"great" philosophers? man they were arguing against plumbers
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
what's "olde english" and why would italian teenagers speak it in a play written in modern english
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
show this to your local economists to give them a little scare
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
JD. That's the funniest thing I've ever heard. You know he turned himself into a pickle, right? Crazy
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
below the level of armchair philosophy there's bathtub philosophy, where you just kinda lazily gesture at an idea and never address any obvious gaps or counters I bring that up for no reason in particular
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🔥✍️🐦‍⬛ @rookscript.reductive.group · 14/09/2026
They should make a version of Quanta that you can read if you know what a group is
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Jeremy Pober @jpober.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A common mistake i see in online AI discourse is the framing: well, what makes you think they *aren't* conscious? It's a mistake because it puts the burden of proof on the wrong side; the question for AI's (or really anything) is: why should we think it *is* conscious?
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
but sometimes i do have charts for dinner (doing lots of math and forgetting to eat)
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
nah, that's a totally different thing
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
okay yeah laugh it up. someday will stancil is going to have a blithely confident take on your area of expertise too
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Boatsim Boosterism @beasmeeply.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It's the foundation and cornerstone of every one of my successes 

-william Shatner, on Esperanto
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
i don't think converse meant to depict klan robes? honestly i wouldn't see it at all if people weren't pointing it out no point in making a big deal out of it
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you think Tyler Cowen considers COYOTE VS ACME an opportunity to “see a virgin on-screen”? Why or why not?
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USER WAS BLOCKED FOR THIS POST @blockedforthispost.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
is it possible to bait the "user was blocked for this post" account into posting whatever i want?
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
okay but it's really really funny to go from "ya i guess one absorbed white supremacist ideology unconsciously?" and then immediately breaking out the TurboRacism3000
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vrunt @vrunt.social · 19/09/2026
i recognize that i'm a pervert for wanting to do everything in a terminal window but it does feel good to do
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
finally saw supergirl. it's fine to okay not to be like "they deviated from the comic and now it's bad" but man so much was lost in this translation and as always, we really need to fix the lighting and sound design situation. mumbling in the splotchy grey dark really sucks
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
hey maybe when the veracity of the information can result in mass death you don't get to rely on AI like this????
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it's very amusing how upset people are about this
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 18/09/2026
man he cant equip that shit hes a cleric not a wizard. this DM sucks
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
so here are some more race-to-the-finish AI-assisted proofs of the same result, this time it's the undecidability of Medvedev logic Pawlowski (arxiv.org/abs/2609.11576) Almeida and Knudstorp (arxiv.org/abs/2609.13359)
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
you are all experiencing hasan piker incorrectly at best, take him as seriously as your buddy dan posting crazy in the group chat. no one is asking senators if they condemn your buddy dan and nor should they
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
yet another accidental self-reductio i will say i think it's important to distinguish normal EA people (people buying mosquito nets to reduce malaria) and bizarro EA people (people filling up the lightcone with hedonium)
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Evan Washington @eewash.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
many such cases
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