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@tito4brian.bsky.social
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Slanger of beers. AFE. Ravens. Aces. TMKSfL.

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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
somewhere his wife is like “wait what”
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Dave Dustin @dustin.nz · 07/10/2026
"YOU’RE LISTENING TO SISYPHUS FM, THE HOME OF NON-STOP ROCK"
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster
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Luis Paez-Pumar @lpp.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Queen Hayley
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Straight up: As a woman in football, this sucks to listen to. This week in particular.
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
KAT, Mikael, OG, and Josh join Jalen Brunson's SNL monologue. Stick with it, it gets better
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don't really follow politics
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Grudgie the Wail @grudgie.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
The dumbest asshole in the country and the President need to be two different people moving forward
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One of the coolest things about people who don't have a lot of power taking a principled stand is it lays bare the complete cowardice of the ones who actually *do* have power when they fail to do even a fraction as much.
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Tito @tito4brian.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@randradefranco.bsky.social just read your piece about Alfonso Lopez and the Bowie 49ers. It was beautiful and totally wrecked me. I’ll read whatever you write.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Jesus Christ they killed this kid
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Tito @tito4brian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@joshgondelman.bsky.social Thanks again for inviting me on to The Nightly Josh, I had a blast. I was nervous before calling in but as soon as we started talking about fake/real tattoos all was well!
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kate @katewitko.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
STATEMENT FROM THE BIG TEN CONFERENCE 

As far back as I can remember, I always wanted
to be a gangster. To me… being a gangster was
better than being president of the United States.

 Even before I went to the cabstand for an 
afterschool job… I knew I wanted to be a part of 
them. It was there that I knew I belonged. To me, 
it meant being somebody… in a neighborhood full 
of nobodies. They weren’t like anybody else. 

They did whatever they wanted. They parked in 
front of hydrants and never got a ticket. In the 
summer, when they played cards all night… 
nobody ever called the cops.

At first my parents loved that I found a job… 
across the street from the house. My father, who 
was Irish, was sent to work at the age of 11. He 
liked that I got myself a job. He always used to say 
that American kids were spoiled lazy.
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Casey Drottar @caseydrottar.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Cardinals, in response to home-plate umpire Doug Eddings telling rookie Hancel Rincon to fix his hat last night, all wore tipped caps in their dugout tonight. The Rockies did, as well, after Eddings claimed Hunter Goodman asked for Rincon to fix his hat, something Goodman strongly denied.
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Governor Tim Walz @governorwalz.mn.gov · 05/09/2026
Good news: he lost.
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Turp @turpin4prez.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
This story should have more attention. ASU's idiot coach brought in some military prick to run a grueling boot camp-style workout in the heat, which included restricting water intake. NHL prospect player suffers a heat stroke and is probably going to die from it. arizonasports.com/ncaa/arizona...
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ASU hockey player Matthew Mayich has no chance of recovery after heatstroke, attorney says - Arizona Sports
"His body ceased functioning in a fundamental way, and this condition is irreversible," Robert Carey said.
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Not when he’s got his prescription pad out
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 01/09/2026
The best cure for a crush is to simply get to know the person
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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Cassidy Hettesheimer @cassidyhett.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Lots of Lynx-related crop art at the Minnesota State Fair:
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Channel 6 @channel6.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
✨THING ONE✨ To the queen of the world. channel-6.ghost.io/dollyworld/
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DOLLYWORLD
"Someone tricked you into listening to an entire Eudora Welty short story while only taking three minutes to do it."
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Loser behavior from a guy who’s clinging like a shriveled old barnacle to a sport he doesn’t actually care about in a desperate bid for relevance. Do not cede one inch to him or anyone who acts this way.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 13/02/2026
POV you are about to lose at Guess Who
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Matt Brown @mattbrown.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
damn, thats the biggest dildo they've had to get rid of at a WNBA game yet!
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Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 22/08/2026
Found this recording of Rita Moreno performing “Fever” on The Muppet Show from 1976. 14/10
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Tito @tito4brian.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
@benjaminsolak.bsky.social just read your Ben Johnson piece and loved it. Your ESPN gig is going great. Loved hearing your reporting from training camps where your delivery was much more…measured..than what I’m used to listening to you and Mina chopping it up. Keep going Ben, you’re killing it
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Wajahat Ali @wajali.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Yes.
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Diarrhea in the lettuce, glass in the popsicles, E. Coli in the berries, screw worms in the beef, salmonella in the chicken & eggs, listeria in everything else. Man I love deregulation. Libertarianism is such a great philosophy.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Shoutout to all the teachers out there working hard to get ready for the new school year
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Tito @tito4brian.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
@edsbs.bsky.social @mikegolicjr.bsky.social
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Robert Komaniecki @komaniecki.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
How do I explain to small business owners that the menu on the left is one billion times more appealing than the one on the right
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Olivia Miles you are ridiculous
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/08/2026
Sometimes I see something in nature and then spend the next several years waiting for the shot. Sometimes I never get it. Sometimes you see it and a week later you land it: I give you tonight's murder of crows in front of the sunset. 🪶
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Ben Zipperer @benzipperer.org · 04/08/2026
public libraries ftw
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The Cleric @thecleric.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Sometimes when doing genealogy research you stumble upon stuff that leaves you speechless.
A gravestone marked as follows with a picture of a semi truck above it and a small black dog to the left of it.

SPEARS
LEONARD

MAY 2, 1943 KAZABAZUA, QUEBEC
MAY 3, 2013 OTTAWA, ONTARIO

BORN ON A MOUNTAIN RAISED IN A CAVE, TRUCKIN' AND F___IN'S ALL HE CRAVED
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
It never fails.
Zack Fox @zackfox
this how the photos be lookin in headlines when a white man kills his entire family
[man, wife, and child ride jet ski]
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 28/07/2026
This is Beily. He was miraculously found alive under rubble 29 days after the Venezuela earthquakes. He has since been reunited with his 11-year-old human Victoria and is expected to make a full recovery. 14/10 for all (TT: fuerzavzla1)
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Ed Burmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
When my wife did chemo and radiation, she would go outside once or twice a day and shed the hair as it all fell out. Today, seven months later, we just found a nest a bird (likely a wren) made out of her hair.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Black kids protecting their Latino neighbors from ICE
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jen ramos-eisen @jenramose.online · 23/07/2026
if this flag offends you i'll help you pack
a taco bell flag in the design of the american flag w the stupid thin blue line version except the stars are the taco bell bell and the stripes are purple and white a la taco bell colors and a blue line that is the color of baja blast
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Rachel Maddow @maddow.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
"The other commissioner who approved the Paramount merger, FCC Chair Brendan Carr, and his wife sat in a private skybox with Paramount CEO David Ellison and other executives from Paramount and CBS. Such seats sold for $125,000 a ticket..." www.propublica.org/article/para...
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FCC Officials Took Pricey Gifts From Paramount as the Company Needed Approval for Billion-Dollar Deals
Accepting tickets to the Kennedy Center honors gala compromised the commissioners’ impartiality, ethics experts told ProPublica. FCC Chair Brendan Carr has been gifted at least $63,000 worth of ticket...
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Michael J. Stern @michaeljstern.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
I'm never going to get over the fact that the president of the United States paid a woman more than $5 million after a jury found him liable for raping her. And he's still president. And people still support him. Never. Get. Over. It.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
the World Cup final will be between two teams that Cape Verde played even through 90 minutes
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 14/07/2026
This morning in Biddeford, Maine, a 26-year-old man said goodbye to his wife and daughter and left for work. Moments later he was dead, shot in the head by ICE agents, the second man ICE has killed in six days. ICE is killing our neighbors. ICE cannot be reformed. Abolish ICE.
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Joshua Eaton @joshuaeaton.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
They could have made this map any color.
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 18/05/2026
today on the streetcar the man sitting across from me ended what seemed like an important business call with “well, as snoopy would say: gawrsh!” then he frowned, looked at me, mouthed “goofy?”, I nodded, then he said “I’m just being goofy!” and hung up, and gave me a thumbs up
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