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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 6h
RFK Jr fights off a vom as he tries to talk yesterday
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 23h
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The Onion @theonion.com · 17h
“Relax, I’m not gonna fly off the handle or anything like that, but I am just a bit curious as to why you chose not to see this film.” — Tom Cruise
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Smiling, Unblinking Tom Cruise Just Wants To Know Why Nation Didn't See 'Digger'
WASHINGTON—Faced with a weekend of dismal ticket sales that ranked among the worst in the megastar’s career, a smiling, unblinking Tom Cruise calmly stated Monday that he just wanted to know why the n...
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Emma Thorne @emmathorne.bsky.social · 20h
It's so weird that Tom Cruise is talked about casually and his movies are reviewed normally like he's not been part of/promoted a heinous cult and been besties with the violent leader of that cult for 40 years Anyway I'm glad Digger is flopping
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Noel Casler Comedy @noelcaslercomedy.bsky.social · 4h
Y’all are acting like you’ve never seen an octogenarian drug addict who spent decades attacking little girls w/his BFF Jeffrey Epstein while laundering money for Russian mob ask Iran to nuke LA & San Diego to help MAGA midterms while a bunch of cornhusk crackers cheered before?
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 4h
Democratic Midterm messaging be like "We are considering the possibility of doing the bare minimum"
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Daniel Kibblesmith @kibblesmith.bsky.social · 16h
This is the whole ballgame. It’s ugly, mindless theft.
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Andrew Deck @andrewdeck.bsky.social · 22h
ChatGPT is adding the signatures of real New Yorker cartoonists to its AI-generated images. So far, I've found the signatures of more than 15 contributors. "It’s slop, and unlike the other slop that I’ve encountered, this is slop that’s pretending to be me." www.niemanlab.org/2026/10/chat...
Left: A cartoon generated by ChatGPT and signed with Emily Flake’s signature that was posted to a Reddit forum in June. Right: A real Emily Flake cartoon published in The New Yorker on August 20, 2026 and licensed via The Cartoon Bank.
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Marielle ⚓️🔱 @marielle922.bsky.social · 20h
Not thrilled about the Seahawks signing a guy who punched his girlfriend in the face so hard she had to have her jaw wired shut and facial surgery
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Taniel @taniel.bsky.social · 5h
The people who'll laugh or shrug off the 'nuke Los Angeles & San Diego comment' are the same people who wanted Mamdani to not be at the 9/11 commemoration.
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 14h
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 5h
Well this fucking sucks
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 16h
Remember the time the Saints joined the Catholic Church child abuse scandal on the side of the Catholic Church?
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It would be so easy for a football team to not be involved in this

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EXCLUSIVE: New court papers allege the New Orleans @Saints helped decide "which names should or should not" be included in the archdiocese's list of credibly accused clergy.
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 5h
My great uncle, a white Florida conservative, has passed. Rot in piss, Bob.
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 5h
A lot of people saying Agents of Shield here... But can a show be ruined if it was never good? I couldn't even make it past like 3 episodes of the first season bc that show was simply just bad.
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 20h
Just the way the billionaire class likes it
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Anthony L. Fisher @anthonylfisher.bsky.social · 22h
Found the perfect screengrab to use the next time someone tries to tell me I’m missing out on important discourse by not using Elon Musk’s mircoblog site
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 22h
But the film crowd on this app assured me that Feige was basically Hitler
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I haven't read any new Marvel comics since Krakoa ended and I'm feeling pretty good about that decision with every new development
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
DC's Absolute line out here thriving while Marvel chooses to set money on fire
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Probably just a coincidence Marvel canceled two wildly successful Hickman sagas featuring anti-fascist and anti-capitalist themes
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Hickman: "I've got an idea that'll breathe new life into these stagnant worlds and stories. Please let me write it." Marvel: "Best we can do is abruptly halt your vision midway" If I had a nickel for every time this happened I'd have 2 nickels. Which isn't a lot, but weird it's happened twice
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Marvel Comics regularly shitting on their most innovative modern world-builder is an incredible bit
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Marvel Let Jonathan Hickman Cook Challenge Level: Impossible
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uesp.net @uesp.net · 05/10/2026
Pictured: A rat heroically knocking down a wall to allow you to escape prison and save the world.
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Ric Fouad @ricfouad.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shame on @nytimes.com: where we once had insightful, often hilarious previews of NFL games each Sunday, now they omit W-L records & give betting lines. This normalizes putting betting spreads above winning—normalizes socially toxic gambling scourge darkening our nation.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Former British banker and whistleblower Simon Andriesz, who outed Howard Lutnick’s links to convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein, has died by suicide.”
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Whistleblower who flagged Lutnick’s links to Epstein dies
The former British banker who spent more than 35 years working in financial markets has died by suicide
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
lol
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Heba Gowayed هبة جويد @hebagowayed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When my father was faculty at Cornell he was stopped by the police chief in the street & asked who he was & where he was going. When he balked at the fact that no one but him, an Arab man, was being asked, the chief said “I’m just protecting students” Same guy failed to investigate 7 rapists.
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ProFootballTalk @profootballtalk.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Deshaun Watson seeks redemption without genuine remorse. Thursday night's broadcast did some of the heavy lifting for him.
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Deshaun Watson seeks redemption without genuine remorse
Thursday night's broadcast of Steelers-Browns on Prime Video featured plenty of tiptoeing around the elephant that Deshaun Watson dragged into the room with his own actions.
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Extremely Haunted @extremelyuncanny.com · 03/10/2026
Saw this online and it’s one big hell yeah.
Protect trans folks! Spurs up for equality with Godzilla
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shy's video folder @shyvideos.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
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Cornell Vows That Rapists Will Be Forced To Write Much Longer Essays In The Future
ITHACA, NY—Acknowledging serious missteps in their handling of a 2024 campus sexual assault case, administrators at Cornell University vowed Tuesday that, going forward, rapists would be forced to wri...
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vin 🏳️‍⚧️ @vexedrogue.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Judging by Bluesky's reaction to that one Buzz Crave post, it's definitely the MCU.
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Been rewatching Community, and in retrospect it's obvious why the Russo Bros got the Avengers job. There's so much meta wackiness in that show.
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Benjamin Percy @benjaminpercy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
There were some tears and laughs today as we celebrated the life of Joshua Cassara. So long, pal.
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The Mouthy Renegade Writer @mouthyrenegade.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Accurate as fuck.
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Dustin A. Chacón @lingdustin.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I've heard people make claims that AI would lead to a new Renaissance, but I didn't imagine it'd happen like this:
Screenshot of a Tweet from Pope Leo XIV. It reads: 

"In this era of artificial intelligence, it is becoming urgen to distinguish human art from what machines produce. There is an ontological difference, even before an aesthetic one, between art and what a machine can generate through statistical calculation based on millions of images created by others. Algorithms lack the spark of humanity. For this reason, the Church wishes to renew an alliance with artists and cultural institutions to safeguard our humanity."
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All the "MCU bad" dipshits falling for a fake post on the bad site is so painfully on the nose
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The sad and happy man riding a train meme but both sides changed to the sad man. On the left the there is text above him that reads "Having a job" and on the right text that reads "Not having a job"
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Larian Studios @larianstudios.com · 02/10/2026
Orin you glad it's 30% off
Orin The Red licks her dagger while blood drips down below onto text that reads "30% Off" Baldur's Gate 3.
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The Elder Memes @theeldermemes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
things vivec calls the nerevarine regardless of their race or gender: • white boy • boss lady • big dog
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
DeShaun Watson had one good game and the whole NFL media apparatus is doing sexual assault apologia
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The Browns have won 3 games against teams with a combined 3-7 record and the media wants us to be so impressed by this we forget Deshaun Watson assaulted 26 women.
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[No//Thrones] @krakoan-lorax.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
If you consider cheering for a serial rapist a "high point".
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Saladin Ahmed @saladinahmed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this thread was a really nice reminder that even though everything's terrible everything isn't terrible
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Had to go deep in the archives for this one
A comic depicting a fake educational film in which Mister Sinister tries to trick Scott Sunners and Jean Grey into having unprotected sex by lying to them about birth control.
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