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Harrison Tishler

@tishler.bsky.social
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Fiery radical, merry prankster, provocateur, trickster

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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 27m
In retrospect Trea Turner getting a documentary for playing six weeks of above average baseball after getting a full stadium standing ovation is one of the funniest things in MLB history.
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 32m
a Phillie got a clutch 9th inning hit and it immediately killed him.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 59m
Cris Sanchez should be allowed to kick every single position player directly in the dick after this game
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Erin Siobhan @erinsiobhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They should give Cris Sanchez a gun.
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 2h
Out on the basepaths, drink
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Ethan Witte @witteethan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of your anger at Mattingly should be directed at Dombrowski for not giving him the personnel that could pitch the middle innings
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤫 that game was managed and executed well and they lost because of one bad pitch 🤫
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can ding him for not bringing someone else in to try to get that last out I guess, but truthfully I don’t even blame Mattingly for how that ended up. “Maybe Duran can get us six outs here” was honestly the best call because literally who else do you even call in?
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Jesus Zoidberg: Panic in Philly, I asked for an autograph @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A quarter full stadium full of racists and a bunch of asshole in red caps; is this a Trump rally?
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trea Turner is the worst fucking guy ever
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big crowd at Truist!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
a nice moment outside the White House today between Natalie and Donald #GrowlAtNatalie (REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst)
Trump scowls and points at something on the ground while the lovely Ms Harp smiles at him like she always does ❤️
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Birds
Soldier Field
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tar and feather blooper
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gabriel Moreno not playing today and winning the batting title, weak sauce. Go home D-Backs
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phylan @phylan.website · 27/09/2026
a plane dropping a lot of bombs
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THAT’S WHAT’S IN
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bronsalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe the reason Don Mattingly just missed playing in elite Yankee eras on either end is because he’s a born loser who doesn’t deserve to win anything? Much to think about
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We took our most infuriating pitcher and made him worse in an important situation, the Don Mattingly experience
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Painter looks like an ace in the powder blues
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh lol
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jaxson Dart and Donald Trump
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
every high school junior from key west to tallahassee:
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Astronomers are studying this man to determine whether an adult human male can in fact be a black hole.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trump: "I could've banned fishing. The power of this office is crazy. I could've banned fishing. I think I'm gonna do that."
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Literally just sent this to the group chat
Does Francisco Alvarez have untreated astigmatism
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Insane
I Got Tickets!
Harry Styles: together, together 
Wembley Stadium 28 Aug 2027
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Brian Coulter @philabcoulter.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Barkann looks like he’s about to sell me the worst car ever made
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Spilly @spilly.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The Eagles Autism Foundation is just Bluesky
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
There is zero scenario where the bullpen is on a guy named “Grant Holman” in the fourth inning of a tied game and we win one in Truist
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Matt Winkelman @mattwinkelman.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
I bet it takes over a month for the broadcast to realize Raley isn't that good. It might take Mattingly longer
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Raley is worse than Heath Hembree
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Les Bowen, still @lesbowen.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Actually they used the closer in a four-run game, THEN used him in a tie game, so that they could lose because he was unavailable tonight.
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Bronsalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I’ve been seeing this bullshit since Turk Wendell and Dennis Cook in 2001, Asdrubal Cabrera in 2018, and now Brooks Raley. Do not acquire Mets. There is a reason why they are Mets.
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just cannot believe this guy was the big trade deadline bullpen acquisition
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Trea Turner alternating years of being the best and worst baseball player I’ve ever seen in my life
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Surely Brooks Raley won’t fuck this up
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Poor Aaron Nola
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your mom's favorite বাঙালি @karmitthesnitch.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
The Philadelphia Phillies, 1883-Present:
"check this shit out motherfucker" tweet
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The Good Phight @thegoodphight.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Get this, the Phillies made the same baserunning mistake at second base for the third time this week
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phylan @phylan.website · 10/09/2026
fond memories
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Listening to the Charlie Kirk song
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MLB @mlbbot.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The Great Schwarbino The Schwarber of Swat The Kyle-ossus of Clout MLB's home run leader, Kyle Schwarber 😤
Final score: Houston Astros 7, Philadelphia Phillies 11
Team records: Astros 74-72, Phillies 82-64
Pictured: Kyle Schwarber extends his bat upward with his right hand as he watches his grand slam Wednesday in Philadelphia
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Beating that ass mattress mack style
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
like a warm blanket seeing the Matthew Calamari name after a long hiatus
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Stu F. @sdfstu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Look I'm a Sosa fan but if he isn't watching what he thought was a HR he's on third and scores easily on Hill's fly ball to right.
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I just cannot believe this guy was the big trade deadline bullpen acquisition
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
1:51 minute game is 😘
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