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Harrison Tishler

@tishler.bsky.social
410 followers 212 following 615 posts

Fiery radical, merry prankster, provocateur, trickster

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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Had a dream that Duran got traded to the Red Sox and had a four inning playoff save, seems like everything is going fine up there in my brain
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yankees got that 2026 Phils defense
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
White Sox got that 2022 Phils juice
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
All-time rancid sports week
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 05/10/2026
the goddamn motherfucking piece of shit eagles, who I love
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Braves going to absolutely eat it against the dodgers because Chris Sale had to pitch in a 20 run game against a team that looked mentally checked out since spring training
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whoever decided to put a giant Wegovy ad up in a crowd of Philadelphia sports fans, you should be promoted
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
“Paid for by the U.S. Government” 🤓
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Can’t wait to see #80 up in the rafters of Jeffrey Lurie’s new domed stadium one day
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
TBS finally replacing the scorebug after 500 years 😳
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 18/12/2024
Me: Stitch, you can no longer redeem your Regal Rewards points. You waited more than one year from the date which they were earned. Stitch from Lilo and Stitch: *basically just flipping the hell out. going ballistic
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I know it sounds lame as fuck, but fuck all the “don’t buy any tickets, don’t support the team” nonsense. Yes, they have failed and continue to do so, but I just couldn’t imagine my life without the experiences I’ve had because of this team. Can’t ever give them up. Abusive relationship at its peak
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Michael Baumann @baumann.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
All the hate is going to go to the expensive guys everyone knows but the last two outs of the season being Bryan De La Cruz and Otto Kemp is a much better illustration of what the Phillies need to fix
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Bring in Riley O’Brien stat
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can’t wait to not see trea turner again for six months
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Chop around and find out?" I bet that joke really kills at your klan bake sale, lady.
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Derek Hill with the 2023 NLCS Jake Cave memorial triple
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Fucking nola
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is actually exactly the energy they channeled
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
In retrospect Trea Turner getting a documentary for playing six weeks of above average baseball after getting a full stadium standing ovation is one of the funniest things in MLB history.
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
a Phillie got a clutch 9th inning hit and it immediately killed him.
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Wing2J @wing2j.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Cris Sanchez should be allowed to kick every single position player directly in the dick after this game
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Erin Siobhan @erinsiobhan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
They should give Cris Sanchez a gun.
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Out on the basepaths, drink
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This happened
PHOENIX - If the Phillies do what they came here to do — win two of three games and clinch a second straight National League pennant - they're planning to add a wrinkle to their customary celebration.
Who's ready to take a dip?
"I've seen that pool before, so I know exactly where it is," backup catcher/team DJ Garrett Stubbs said Wednesday, referring to the famous natatorium beyond the right field fence at Chase Field. "If we take two here against Arizona, we'll be bee-lining it for the water."
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Ethan Witte @witteethan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of your anger at Mattingly should be directed at Dombrowski for not giving him the personnel that could pitch the middle innings
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not even fair weather, that dump was half empty
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
🤫 that game was managed and executed well and they lost because of one bad pitch 🤫
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one dozen bats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can ding him for not bringing someone else in to try to get that last out I guess, but truthfully I don’t even blame Mattingly for how that ended up. “Maybe Duran can get us six outs here” was honestly the best call because literally who else do you even call in?
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Jesus Zoidberg: Snaps Under Center? No, Shotgun now! @jesuszoidberg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A quarter full stadium full of racists and a bunch of asshole in red caps; is this a Trump rally?
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Trea Turner is the worst fucking guy ever
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Big crowd at Truist!
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 29/09/2026
a nice moment outside the White House today between Natalie and Donald #GrowlAtNatalie (REUTERS/Jonathan Ernst)
Trump scowls and points at something on the ground while the lovely Ms Harp smiles at him like she always does ❤️
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Go Birds
Soldier Field
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Tar and feather blooper
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Gabriel Moreno not playing today and winning the batting title, weak sauce. Go home D-Backs
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phylan @phylan.website · 27/09/2026
a plane dropping a lot of bombs
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
THAT’S WHAT’S IN
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Bronsalem Witch Trials @snackmyfridgeup.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Maybe the reason Don Mattingly just missed playing in elite Yankee eras on either end is because he’s a born loser who doesn’t deserve to win anything? Much to think about
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NBCs The Slap @nbcstheslap.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We took our most infuriating pitcher and made him worse in an important situation, the Don Mattingly experience
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Painter looks like an ace in the powder blues
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
oh lol
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Harrison Tishler @tishler.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The Jerome Williams incident is on my Mount Rushmore
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Bryan Toporek @btoporek.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jaxson Dart and Donald Trump
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adrian @crawf34.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
every high school junior from key west to tallahassee:
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Astronomers are studying this man to determine whether an adult human male can in fact be a black hole.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 18/09/2026
Trump: "I could've banned fishing. The power of this office is crazy. I could've banned fishing. I think I'm gonna do that."
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