Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 10/10/2026From one unfun 90s child to another- Agreed, thank you. 060
Reposted by Tired TurnipBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Republican candidate: I think for myself. I don't have to do what the president says, I can disagree with him-- Trump (tweeting): Everyone has to call Congress "Toilet" now! Republican candidate: --and that's why I'm running to be your next Toiletman 112677357
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 07/10/2026If my education had allowed me to learn only the topics I found engaging, I would have had an encyclopedic knowledge of dinosaurs and pirates, and no ability to count past my ten fingers. 0140
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I used to work for a home health agency that served the rural counties in eastern WA. GPS was available, but we rarely had cell service. We regularly relied on written directions that included references to "X# of cows in the pasture on the right" and "watch for the pig that stands in the driveway." 010
Reposted by Tired Turnipceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap 152108572344
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 26/09/2026"Riled up for spaghetti night" permanently entered our family's lexicon the day this was originally published. 0250
Reposted by Tired TurnipVotebeat @votebeat.org · 23/09/2026It’s unknown how many prospective voters have been affected.bit.lyError means unknown number of Texas voter registrations haven’t been processed yetIt’s unknown how many prospective voters have been affected. 34630
Reposted by Tired TurnipJames Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 19/09/2026If you want to stop trafficking, the place to start is safe, affordable, and accessible legal pathways. 110313
Reposted by Tired TurnipKath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 10/09/2026also the memeification of charlie kirk exposes that a politics based on appealing to nihilists is not viable long term. you cant build a strong foundation on a void 433535
Reposted by Tired TurnipMicah @rincewind.run · 09/09/2026a little maddening to be doing corporate code of conduct training in this day and age "it is illegal to bribe people" is it though, is it really 802521287
Reposted by Tired TurnipMrs. Detective PikaBOO, Esq. @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social · 08/09/2026FDR had some great ideas (and some, uh, Korematsus) but if you’re looking for a president who truly understood the white American psyche, you want LBJ 17958204
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I've been plucking the same single hair out of the left side of my chin for going on 15 years at this point, and the damn thing still hasn't taken the hint. 101
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 24/08/2026My single, unfortunate pregnancy craving has been for the club sandwiches from a shop near home. On one hand, the constant recalls have made it easier to abstain. On the other hand, I better be able to eat a damn sandwich come November or I'm gonna lose it. 110
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 19/08/2026100%- I specifically tell my staff to refer people to me, so whoever it is can be mad at me for a particular decision vs the staff member that has to work with them directly. 010
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 16/08/2026There is a mountain in view of my parents' front window that houses a visible radar station. My mom would point up there and tell us that Santa used the radar station to keep an eye on our behavior. It worked lol 080
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Probably shouldn't marry young and don't marry the first person you date. Worked out great for me, but that was 100% luck of the draw on my spouse being a decent person. I could have ended up in an awful situation given how naive and vulnerable I was at 18. 010
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 08/08/2026And here I was thinking I spotted a one of a kind deep in the forest in north Idaho 19413
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 07/08/2026I don't know what possessed me (well, I do know) to pick this up in November 2024. It was a pretty...harrowing...reading considering the circumstances. Actually had bad dreams for a couple nights which has never happened to me after reading a book. 020
Reposted by Tired TurnipRobert Black @hurricanexyz.bsky.social · 06/08/2026In fact I actually think this is immensely corrosive The idea that the thing to do in life is take on your fair share of the task of social production in exchange for your fair share of the bounty is just totally moribund, no one believes in that because why would they 960097
Reposted by Tired TurnipSchnorkles O'Bork @schnorkles.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Teton county (where Jackson, WY is) just had a couple cases of measles, and surprise, they're now out of measles vaccine (or were, they may have sorted out the shortage) because SURPRISE, people who have "strenuous objections to vaccines" suddenly forget them when the alternative is "get measles" 19624
Reposted by Tired Turnip🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 29/07/2026wyden is the one who is calling for nuremberg trials and has one of the best investigative detachments to his office in the entire senate and has made absolutely blisteringly clear that he intends to use it 342739
Reposted by Tired Turnipex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Looking at my local primary races like "Well the Democrat is an objectively bad person" "I mean you're not wrong but her opponent appears to be a racist and homophobic psychopath" "Well what about this third party candidate" "I have literally never seen them utter a single coherent sentence" 5829
Reposted by Tired TurnipDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 22/07/2026As unpopular as the Iran war is, the coverage still doesn't do justice to the fact that they just could have not done any of this. There was literally no reason beyond general bloodthirstiness and incompetence. 723229704
Reposted by Tired Turnipjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 15/07/2026in a lot of ways the current republican government is just the worst, extractive red state governance taken national. total hostility to public goods, total indifference to long-term investment, and a monomaniacal interest in using the state to enrich private benefactors 7455151319
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 06/07/2026Ugh. Going through this right now too. I've never wished they could talk more than I do now. It's so hard to tell, and we just want to make the compassionate choice. 170
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 29/06/2026WDFW officer seems like a fascinating line of work: www.king5.com/article/news... I understand the seriousness of what WDFW was up against here, but article contains the phrases "illegal possession of newts" and "operation to apprehend a mass newt trafficker" which is objectively hilarious.king5.com 090
Reposted by Tired TurnipMark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 26/06/2026The great thing is that you can remain a generic center-left Democrat & still tap into voters’ demand for change. See: Ossoff, Pritzker, etc. You just have to show that you are ready, able, & willing to fight. That’s the central intra-Democratic Party cleavage. 1160293
Reposted by Tired TurnipAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 26/06/2026What’s remarkable about all this stuff is the stolen valor. You didn’t build shit, you won a birth lottery. You are a podcaster not Emperor Vespasian. bsky.app/profile/just... 2185925979
Reposted by Tired TurnipBill McKay @mckay4senate.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Only the accident of birth separates us from a child in a South Sudanese refugee camp crying for milk that won't come. The administration, every major news organization's editorial board, the richest man on Earth, and his enablers want you to believe otherwise, and they are lower than dirt for it. 031082
Reposted by Tired TurnipDmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 21/06/2026"The Americans can't get the slime out of their capital's monument pool and will arrest you for touching it," sounds like the sort of lie they'd tell us in the Soviet Union so we'd stop bitching about bread lines. 104129862963
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 19/06/2026This might be the angriest cat I've ever seen... 040
Reposted by Tired Turnipghost malone ergo propter bones @proptermalone.bsky.social · 16/06/2026none of this is true and the place where this is going is potentially very awful 26160561249
Reposted by Tired TurnipJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 13/06/2026For decades, Dan Patrick has sold out the poor, the sick, and the vulnerable to enrich his donors. Love feels like blasphemy when you worship power. 29278741834
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 10/06/2026In our fabulous Spokane, WA neighborhood, a house a couple blocks down kept a constant enormous pile of old vacuums we dubbed Mt. Vacmore. Like almost to the roof tall. Finally asked him when he was out front one day. Turns out, you could get a worthwhile amount of copper wire from old vacuums. 010
Reposted by Tired TurnipBruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 09/06/2026grabbing every small business owner I can find by the shoulders and yelling directly into their faces that IF I DON'T HAVE AN INSTAGRAM ACCOUNT I CAN'T SEE ANY OF YOUR SHIT GET A FUCKING WEBSITE 7964702336
Reposted by Tired TurnipKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Absolutely. As I've said before, FDR's court-packing plan failed because most Americans didn't recognize the conservative majority there was acting in a partisan fashion. But the Roberts Six are deeply corrupt, nakedly partisan, and barely bothering to hide their contempt for precedent. Let's go. 503313721
Reposted by Tired TurnipPatrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 03/06/2026My grandma would drive me around Yakima in her 1969 VW Beetle and tell me how much better the New Deal - Social Security in particular - made her life. Politics can help real people and that’s the lesson these assholes want us all to forget 551069
Reposted by Tired TurnipCheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton.bsky.social · 31/05/2026I think one of the problems is that people keep saying conservative when they actually mean racist. No conservative is like, "Oh, I can't listen to Kendrick because I'm actually in favor of a small, limited government that doesn't put money into a social safety net." 141017190
Reposted by Tired TurnipKeith @mosheroperandi.bsky.social · 30/05/2026Fellas is it gay to date a hot vegan? No, seriously, if I can't come up with something soon, I'm going to lose my job as head of TXGOP oppo. I need this health insurance. 428324
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 28/05/2026Lifelong Spokane resident- Riverfront Park is just okay? Even since they've spruced it up, I don't see the appeal unless you already have to be downtown for some reason. 030
Reposted by Tired Turnipjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 27/05/2026the position here is that being a liberal is itself a heresy and that the only real christianity is whatever happens to be aligned with the republican party 1153814530
Reposted by Tired TurnipEctoplasma Ring @plasmaring.bsky.social · 27/05/2026so like lemme weigh in on this as someone who is more financially comfortable than many in my generational cohort: everything I have gained seems precarious and temporary because I know the people with real money will take it all from me the second they get an opportunity and no one will protect me. 126102042676
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 27/05/2026Having driven through both with some frequency, I'd say Aberdeen might be more grim... 030
Reposted by Tired TurnipRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 24/05/2026from the moment it was founded activists and human rights watchdogs have warned that DHS was constructed to be an almost unaccountable private paramilitary force at the president's sole disposal. 684546977
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 24/05/2026My husband is currently in the kitchen assembling a luxurious tray of chicken barbacoa nachos with all the toppings (homemade salsa, the good cheese, etc.) for dinner. Can't wait. 030
Reposted by Tired TurnipJ.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 21/05/2026While other practitioners have other reasons for using the label, the FBI is relying on NVE as a catchall category that allows them to avoid confronting the role of white supremacy in political violence. 323863
Tired Turnip @tiredturnip.bsky.social · 19/05/2026Honestly, Budget Bytes never misses. I never get any complaints about their recipes. 010
Reposted by Tired TurnipWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 13/05/2026I am very tired of the stupid-savvy 'oh you think politicians were honest before Donald Trump' take, like yes there has in fact been a qualitative change in the way modern american politics have been conducted that is largely attributable to him, and is bad. 683987603
Reposted by Tired TurnipDr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 28/04/2026here's my dumb take: impeachment isn't a priority because it's old and tired and won't generate media. what should dems actually pass? HR1: No Self Dealing, a swath of anticorruption measures. make republicans vote no on that. make them the "stealing from america" partythehill.comJeffries says Trump impeachment not a top priority if Dems win House majorityHouse Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) on Sunday said Democrats will not focus on impeaching President Trump if they regain a majority in the lower chamber after midterm elections. Wh… 621409311
