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an if you could stop me you would have already it’s just so shakespearean

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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 10h
and? that’s good, to me
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
desert assault, screenshot, arcade (1991) www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4fw...
green headbanded tough guy with black hair, is swimming, however a huge shark is right behind him and it looks hangry. the tough guy is exclaiming: holy smokes!
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
smoking on that shit that made gary jealous
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“pappardelle? FUCK that SHIT! BEEF! LA! SAGNE!”
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
zevon the tuxedo cat
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
y’know my wife, she’s always callin me a joker. different from yours, though. that fella’s somethin else
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“pappardelle? FUCK that SHIT! BEEF! LA! SAGNE!”
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
y’know my wife, she’s always callin me a joker. different from yours, though. that fella’s somethin else
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
smoking on that shit that made gary jealous
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
always harbored a suspicion that white fucking lotus is better than deadwood, twin peaks: the return, halt and catch fire, bourdain’s entire career, nathan fielder’s entire career, planet earth, true detective s1, I think you should leave, and tim & eric, but good to know that fleabag beats ‘em all!
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Eternal Cat War @eternalcatwar.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Elizabeth Holmes confirmed for Death Stranding 3 as Small Bloodman
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 21/11/2025
MAMDANI: And I just think that there are barriers, barricades, to helping Americans that we can break down TRUMP: Uh huh MAMDANI: And breaking down barriers? Reminds me of a certain Broadway show *smiling widely* where they worked together to break a barricade? TRUMP: *sitting bolt upright* Phantom
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
my guess is eggers goes for original pronunciation of early modern, but olde english would be very very funny
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Hourly Twin Peaks @hourlytwinpeaks.bagpuss.org · 22/09/2026
that I had subconsciously gained knowledge of a deductive technique,
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S01E03 Episode 2: Zen, or the Skill to Catch a Killer April 19 1990
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I favor a flavorful broth. and I am NOT alone
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
“Architects of mythology.”
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when someone asks do I like werthers original
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lol his backing band too? they’re shearin’ off ed at an astounding rate! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shear?w...
en.wikipedia.org
Shear - Wikipedia
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Ash @ashstoneman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Time to burn my Ed Sheeran cd
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
Would I personally fuck Phil Collins? I would. Has no bearing on my character whatsoever. Just is what it is. Would fuck on Phil Collins until you could smell it in the air of the night. Now what?
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The person with the music written on their arse from Hieronymus Bosch's Garden of Earthly Delights has pulled out of Ed Sheeran's tour
A bare bum with music written on it. Someone is pointing at it all 'look! Arse music!'
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
lol his backing band too? they’re shearin’ off ed at an astounding rate! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shear?w...
en.wikipedia.org
Shear - Wikipedia
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
when someone asks do I like werthers original
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columbo screenshots @columboscreens.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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KAFUI 🇬🇭 @mykafuiohkafui.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A complicated tragedy.
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I haven’t watched any stuff on elizabeth holmes, read all about her through the years but never saw the doc(s?) or movie(s?). wife has her bachelorette this weekend so I’m gonna dive in because I gotta see that thing with fielder
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Won the supey, played like poopy @moosebigelow.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Lenny from the simpsons changing a sign that says 365 days without charlie kirk saying something racist
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
one time on fortnite talk show @thelukeman.bsky.social interviewed a woman who worked at the ground zero museum. she kept referring to it as “the new 9/11”
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I Me Mine-lo @hawgle.bird.gay · 08/09/2026
idk why people are ripping on the new style i think it looks great
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 01/09/2023
[benoit blanc in twin peaks] lordy there’s a burrito lookin girl on the beach
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
a great number of tiny birds are having A Discussion in the crepe myrtle in front of of our house
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
life is like a roller coaster that kills you
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
hoo look out here comes that big ol boy johnny f, come trundling up to the senate rotunda. looks like hes got something in his hoodie pocket, maybe its an apple to snack on. thats smart
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ceej @ceej.online · 03/09/2026
I do think “every rich person went insane during covid because it was the first time they’ve been inconvenienced in decades” felt a little reductive at first but damn if isn’t more and more compelling as the years drag on
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
you know what. go ahead
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Ranged Touch @rangedtouch.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
ME ON NEXTDOOR: Has anyone seen my Arkenstone? EMELORN THE DUNEDAIN: Loud was the clamor that marred this golden noon! The sons of the twenty-sixth house have been dirt-biking again. It is a matter I once thought resolved. BIRCHBENT: say w. Entwife. By traansfer Station.? If you yes
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 13/07/2026
whenever jk rowling is in the news
richard horne in twin peaks the return saying “stupid magic motherfucker”
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
what’s the most evil letter and why is it R
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
there were a bunch of families with young kids at our showing and the only question I heard asked out loud (multiple times, multiple kids) was “is he dead”
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
frog you fool. you absolute fucking moron
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
master and commander I’ve heard of but more blokes should ask her and understand her to the far side of her world
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
van jones, november 8th, 2034: and a big ‘welcome back’ to senator piker, thanks for the 72 month streak! (hand to ear) uh-oh, sounds like we got a hype train incomin(gets mangled by amazon delivery drone whipping through CNN studio)
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
van jones, november 8th, 2034: and a big ‘welcome back’ to senator piker, thanks for the 72 month streak! (hand to ear) uh-oh, sounds like we got a hype train incomin(gets mangled by amazon delivery drone whipping through CNN studio)
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Jonathan Bernstein @jonbern.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
gillian welch on dolly
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Imani Gandy @angryblacklady.blacksky.app · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton and Patti LaBelle playing their acrylics. Two icons.
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Bored Humungus @writtenlow.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
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tiphaggard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton wrote some of the best songs of all time, stood by marginalized people her whole life, and even her passing won’t stop her sending monthly books to millions of children, my niece and nephew included. any tribute falls short of her. statue in every town in america. face on the $100 bill
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