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tipHAGgard

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an if you could stop me you would have already it’s just so shakespearean

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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
U.S. president Barack Obama pretending to be webbed up by a boy dressed in a Spider-Man costume inside the White House
U.S. president Barack Obama pretending to be webbed up by a boy dressed in a Spider-Man costume inside the White House
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I made this a while back
matthew lillard from hackers body and hair but matthew lillard from twin peaks face. he is in agony
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
every press briefing is a room full of these motherfuckers
ursula’s sea worms from little mermaid
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
unlest you turn from this path of Darkness. fhis will be you
tim bald nearly dead in a bed
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
good job, somebody in durham
trump sticker with a hitler stache stuck right below the price for reg. gas on a sheetz pump
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we are long past due for a critical reevaluation of pluto nash
eddie murphy as pluto nash. it looks like he’s yelling something at his gun
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social trying to be funny in the family group chat, I accidentally sent a noel text
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
zevon the tuxedo cat
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
smoking on that shit that made gary jealous
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
dougiecoop drinking coffee for the first time
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
harry dean stanton looking at the sky (twin peaks s3)
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
in all fairness this was my 2021 halloween costume after it had happened enough times. Post Mortem
me as “post mortem”me as “post mortem”
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
this post with a trail cam post of a fox beneath it
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
lola just drank some water, but not well
calico cat with a tiny droplet of water on her chin
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
fuckin-a!
the cover of the aerosmith album just push play, art by Hajime Sorayama. it’s got a chrome marylin monroe-bot on it doing the dress thing
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Nephew Whacking The Hell Out Of Tree Trunk With Stick
Øthe ONION
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
do all of you guys not know a lot about hank williams
john mulaney as george saint geegland from oh hello
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the shot from eggers’ the lighthouse where dafoe is shining light into patterson’s eyes
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
honey let me be yr salty dog
earl scruggs and lester flat
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
falstaff looks like zevon, who also loves to burrow. I was just studying henry 4 pt. 1 with a friend today, great name
zevon the tuxedo cat
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
do one of you nerds know what is happening with the dropping particles. is it bugs? it’s been happening for two hours straight. it’s not rain/moisture. what is going on here
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
a biscuit blessing
a bojangles with a faint rainbow over it
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
vhs no
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
even hearing about it secondhand had a lasting effect
I imagine any right-thinking person would be cowed by brian's disappointed scoutmaster, that sounds fucking devastating
10:38 PM • Sep 26, 2025
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
appointment viewing
my alarm is set for fucked up jeopardy
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
pretty good ⬜[C] Oscar selfie ⬜[UC] Daniyal Aziz ⬜[UC] 2006 Catalan Statute of Autonomy referendum 🟩[R] Fisheries Act (Canada) ATK 2342 / DEF 2541 ⬜[UC] Jim Patterson (California politician) wikigacha.com Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0) #WikipediaGacha
seal hunting. In subsequent years, it has been named one of the most influential and important
pictures of all time.
The Oscar selfie, taken on March 2, 2014, at the 86th
Academy Awards
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
trixie
a small black cat illuminated by a glowing orb of sea-toned greens and flecks of red
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
I did not know about Old Douglas en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Dou...
Wikigacha card for old douglas Old Douglas
Camel in the Confederate Army
Old Douglas was a domesticated camel used by Company A of the 43rd
Mississippi Infantry, part of the Confederate Army during the American Civil War. Because of Old Douglas, the 43rd Mississippi Infantry came to be known as the Camel Regiment.!"]Active service
Though the men tried to treat Old Douglas like a horse, the camel was known to break free of any tether, and was eventually allowed to graze freely. Despite not being tied up, he never wandered far from the men. The Infantry's horses feared Old Douglas, and he is recorded to have spooked one horse into starting a stampede, which reportedly injured many, and possibly killed one or two horses."']
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
zevon the tuxedo cat sitting in the middle of a big pink comfortera pink hershey’s kisses cookie. it looks like the cat and the comforter
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
ann-margret from tommy, besmeared with beans
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
such gobbledegook that it’s not even recognized as englihs
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
@oncinema.bsky.social
gregg turkington sitting behind a witch who is sure to stand up
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
naaah the french 🟥[SSR] Orson Welles Paul Masson advertisements ATK 4190 / DEF 4535 ⬜[C] Piroman ⬜[C] Olof Stolpe 🟩[R] Manhood: The Masculine Virtues America Needs ⬜[UC] Public Finance Management Act, 1999
orson welles in that paul masson commercial where he had a bit too much
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
oh boy
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
wow 🟩[R] Spanking paddle ATK 6234 / DEF 2399 ⬜[C] Itô's theorem ⬜[UC] Serra das Araras Ecological Station ⬜[UC] 2004 Australian Film Institute Awards ⬜[UC] Halpura, Mainpuri
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
Wikipedia Gacha Result: 🟨[UR] BDSM ATK 10812 / DEF 11999 🟥[SSR] Architecture of Serbia ⬜[C] 1980 San Francisco hotel strike ⬜[UC] Battle of Basoli ⬜[UC] Kevin Dougherty
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
cursed
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
evil card
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
hell I could eat ⬜[C] WWP (EP) 🟦[SR] Dinner ATK 5956 / DEF 2286 ⬜[UC] Desmond Anderson ⬜[C] John Barrow Island ⬜[UC] Burnished-buff tanager
dinner card
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
mmhmm mmhmm ⬜[C] Balvana 🟨[UR] Princess Zelda ATK 6191 / DEF 8785 🟩[R] Virginia General Assembly ⬜[UC] Grupo Protege ⬜[UC] Western International Communications
princess zelda wikigacha card
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
hell yeah 🟪[LR] Christ myth theory ATK 6701 / DEF 14079 🟩[R] Doctor Who Confidential ⬜[C] Whick, Kentucky ⬜[C] Teougourou Gando 🟩[R] White Fungus
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
oh no ⬜[C] 2005 Nestea European Championship final 🟩[R] Lake County, Minnesota ⬜[C] List of storms named Kirsty 🟨[UR] Dick Cheney ATK 10812 / DEF 13000 🟩[R] Lemera massacre wikigacha.com Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0) #WikipediaGacha
dick cheney card
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Wikipedia Gacha Result: ⬜[UC] Manfred Schmid (footballer) ⬜[UC] Broad–Spring Garden station ⬜[C] Taruarau River ⬜[UC] King of Clones 🟨[UR] Mel Gibson ATK 11862 / DEF 11449 wikigacha.com Source: Wikipedia (CC BY-SA 4.0) #WikipediaGacha
mel gibson wikigacha card
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
spicy chicken sandwich with slaw and two beignets instead of a bun. there’s a pile of pickles on the side (the pickles were great)
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
beutiful flight home
a large area outside phoenix AZ from the air. a big piece is on fire and the smoke is tall
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
I am making all sorts of friends at the GUEST SMOKING AREA right here 200 yards from the disneyland gates
GUEST SMOKING AREA sign
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
this is gonna be real good
a white box with blue print from wildfish cannery. inside is a 100g tin of smoked white king salmon belly
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
lmfao jesus christ
Tim Heidecker •
@tiedecker
5h
Replying to @RealAlexJones
This was a rough time in my life where I was into some shady business with some shady characters. Don't judge a man by his worst moments. Watch the full trial on stream today and judge for yourself instead of assuming that I was the one responsible.
Those little fucks couldn't blow O's if they tried and that's why their weak bodies succumbed to Dr. San's incredible devices.
Fuck you and fuck Dr. San for putting me into this mess.
I am certain that Dr. San had a little something to do with October 7 and Astroworld as well, but you're too worried about losing your identity to look into that. It's too late for that now Alex.
I will embody you in ways you never imagined, and the real you will become unrecognizable to everyone in your family. Your children who haven't called you dad in nearly a decade will suddenly feel the love they always desired, and each of your ex wives will be rewarded for being such good girls.
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
the menace in question
trixie the little black cat
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