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tipHAGgard

@tiphaggard.bsky.social
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an if you could stop me you would have already it’s just so shakespearean

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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 3h
this chris can’t tan, I’ll tell you that much. pale and bald
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 8h
greatest city in da world, baybee! other than r’lyeh
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 8h
has anyone ever said purmudgeon yet. someone has to have said purmudgeon already
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 10h
unlest you turn from this path of Darkness. fhis will be you
tim bald nearly dead in a bed
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 10h
another “burn” is the one you’ll sustain when the chems in grain water arodes your esofagus
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 10h
right? maybe take a hit from a deadly “nutritial vape.” give me a freakin break
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 10h
AI slop
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 11h
no they aren’t gregg is great at quality control things and would never dessicrate popcorn
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
good job, somebody in durham
trump sticker with a hitler stache stuck right below the price for reg. gas on a sheetz pump
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lolt64 @lolt64.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My satirical woodcut of your station in life has taken the parish by storm
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
yes
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
we are long past due for a critical reevaluation of pluto nash
eddie murphy as pluto nash. it looks like he’s yelling something at his gun
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
esper I accidentally sent a noel text the other day
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
thank you
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
lol it’s yours if you want it
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@bransonreese.bsky.social trying to be funny in the family group chat, I accidentally sent a noel text
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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DBJ @deadblossomjesse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Whatever happened to this guy? He seems to have stopped debating. Did he lose one really bad and lose his nerve?
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
no I don’t. I don’t know why I said that
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I see what ya did there 😉 love me some pearl jam!
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
and? that’s good, to me
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
no mr. bond. I expect you to go viral
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bummer stickers
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
some bumper stickers should be true but also kind of a bummer
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that’s Cloud
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don’t know much but I know when prine’s about
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
desert assault, screenshot, arcade (1991) www.youtube.com/watch?v=N4fw...
green headbanded tough guy with black hair, is swimming, however a huge shark is right behind him and it looks hangry. the tough guy is exclaiming: holy smokes!
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
look I don’t know nothing about nothing re: child rearing but it seems to me like the lads really lucked out re: their parents and the childhood you’re helping to give them
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lol
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
lawyer who knows self defense so they’re not worried about it
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
me: don’t tell me you haven’t heard of @jorm_the_real they broke the news about truck david my dad: this musk fellow seems alright by me
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
smoking on that shit that made gary jealous
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
zevon the tuxedo cat
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
this is a new york city idea (complimentary)
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“please stay” is a song that could ruin and fix your life in one listen
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
zevon the tuxedo cat
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I have it on good authority that you can name one of your cats zevon
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/09/2026
current state of the fix social media playbook: *nationalize facebook and hold it to rigorous privacy and content moderation standards *break up google and make youtube robustly fund a streaming PBS *turn off x the everything app *keep linkedin the same. that'd be a good bit *begin The Tribunals
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
y’know my wife, she’s always callin me a joker. different from yours, though. that fella’s somethin else
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
correct answer: invited. none of this “by the way, if ya see mr. wayne, say hello” crap. columbo would never, just as batman would never point out columbo is smarter than he makes himself appear. of course they both know. these two professionals, meeting without masks. kudos @kellybrack.bsky.social
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
dudes rock, big and small
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“pappardelle? FUCK that SHIT! BEEF! LA! SAGNE!”
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
right on, thanks!
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
would this be a good model for a beginner interested in hobby photography?
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
do we think columbo discovered the batcave’s location or was he invited by batman to hang out
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
y’know my wife, she’s always callin me a joker. different from yours, though. that fella’s somethin else
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Permit data artistry with your stunning info? 😃 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 ✨ Surrender my personals ✨ 🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀✨🎀 🤮ᵃˢˢᵉʳᵗ ᵐʸ ᶜʳᵘᵈᵉ ᵖʳᵉᶠᵉʳᵉⁿᶜᵉ🤮
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I coveted all my neighbors shit. I stole every inch of it. I stole his fucking dog. her name is shel and she’s mine now
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tipHAGgard @tiphaggard.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
smoking on that shit that made gary jealous
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