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Tim Poultney

@timpoultney.bsky.social
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Judge Judy: Time Is Up!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I've just realised what all the AI companies asking for harsher regulation and begging for a development slowdown sound like:
The message left written on the wall by The Lipstick Killer. It reads "FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE CATCH ME BEFORE I KILL MORE I CANNOT CONTROL MYSELF"
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Jill "Bury a Friend" Pantozzi @jillpantozzi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Last month, a Google alert directed me to an interview I did with cartoonist Matt Furie—creator of Pepe the Frog…only I haven’t done any interview and I’d never even met Furie. So I clicked. "None of this is true": AI, content farms, and one completely made-up article. bsky.app/profile/then...
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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KZ @kzxcellent.live · 17/09/2026
Dude
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Irony is a lost art.
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 07/07/2025
The original Gizmo puppet at MoPop. Look how they massacred our boy. 😭
Two angles on the Gremlin-movie gizmo puppet which looks emaciated and terrified. You cannot imagine the horrors he has seen.
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Tanita Tikaram @tanitatikaram.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
What I love about Western democracy is you can bung a political party £ 36 million earned from criminal activity & most media will continue to point at asylum seekers & migrant care workers with families as the barbarians at the gate we need to defend ourselves from 🙄.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Boo! AHH!! *Sharts*
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
MILES LOOK OUT!!
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Booker T's Shocked Reaction
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I love all the reports coming out about how AI is going to end the human race. No shit, y'know? Between the consumption and pollution of natural resources and the DECADES of warnings from academics and sci-fi authors about "rogue" AI... How could it not?!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
When your GM has Mage: The Ascension and the WOD: Mafia books in the stack at session one:
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J. Michael Mull @jmichaelmull.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
even now, she's still teaching us
screen on car radio reading:
Dolly Parton
Love is Like A Butt
(it should be Butterfly but the last part couldn't fit on the screen)
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Arvon doing the lord's work. Great bunch of tutors too.
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Pip @pipmadeley.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Tom Baker looking increasingly deranged as Professor Plum on Cluedo
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grant @grantpardee.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
"Tiny Tim, who DESERVED to die,"
Gonzo in Muppet Christmas Carol delivering the line "And Tiny Tim, who did NOT die"
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
New fav just dropped.
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DisgustingFilm @disgustingfilm.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Science shows us what these great actors might look like in 100 years 😮
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 26/08/2026
[A green frog on a black background.]
"YOU WOULD REPOST A FROG"
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
If you've never seen Monster, now is the time. A masterpiece of suspense and intrigue, with one of the most compelling cast of characters I've encountered in any media. Plus the dub is very VERY good.
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Jordan Starkweather ✨ @jackal27.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
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Toss @stevenspoints.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I really cannot think of a greater honor than to have the Muppets say this about you upon your passing
Instagram post from the official Muppets account: Few humans have earned the title of honorary Muppet more than the legendary Tim Curry. As a performer he was unparalleled - witty, charming, unnerving, and deeply funny. We will always consider it one of our greatest treasures to have been part of Long John Silver’s crew. Thank you for everything, Tim.
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Kirioth @kirioth.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP you absolute legend
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
#RIP
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Tim Curry in Rocky Horror: Not Easy
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Did you know Linda McMahon spent years allegedly covering up a pedophile ring in her workplace while letting them keep doing their thing because the primary perpetrators were her friends?
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C. Bukowski @thishurt.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Television used to MEAN something in this country. 🧐
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
When life closes a door, it opens a window. And if the fall is too steep, use the fire exit. Run to the roof -- you always have that airship on the dock. The most important thing is to keep moving. Keep dreaming.
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HEALTH @health.band · 15/08/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
my people will be in touch with the mayors office to discuss how we're going to handle this blatant attack on americas greatest city
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
...Akklaim also made the Legends of Wrestling series, which I adore, but this awful mess? My most rented game next to "Marvel Super Heroes" and "Gex: Deep Cover Gecko"
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Sophie🧁Cupcakes @mscupcakes.net · 12/08/2026
Captain Lou Albano here! Kids, anyone who looks at the eclipse directly is not your friend. The sun can and will blind you. And if you DO look directly at the eclipse without eye protection, you go to hell before you die.
Captain Lou wearing his signature Super Mario hat, pointing directly at you with a stern yet concerned face
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Play-Doh's Cave.
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sarah-rah-rasBOOtin @fannybandit69.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
which one of you FREAKS impregnated Burger King
burger king colour pregnancy tests reading positive with 'we're expecting...' written underneath. the burger king logo in on the top left
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
EVERETT TRUE IS FOR THE CHILDREN. But damn, the implications here are DARK.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 03/08/2026
Yes. Don't invest in the people invested in you never being enough.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
FINALLY.
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Big O: Cast In The Name Of God
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Inspirational Horses @inspirationlahorse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
#horse
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
So Roxy Rocket is now Jack Parsons... That's actually a genius take on a fairly niche character. #CapedCrusader
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Baron Giallo @theworkingdead.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
That Doctor Who episode where they bring Van Gogh to the future so see how deeply his works have moved people, and then they show him whatever the fuck this is to make sure he still kills himself.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I think Apple being behind a giant splashy Neuromancer series is the ultimate irony and lack of self-awareness.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I've found a really strange sitcom. "So Haunt Me" Dry humour. Canned laughter. Spooky music. A ghostly Jewish housewife. I know it's going to be a tonal mess, but if it was an experimental form of horror it'd be so interesting.
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GrumpyGirdle 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿〓〓🇪🇺🇫🇷🇺🇦🇵🇸🐈‍⬛🐾📚🌊☮️ @grumpygirdle.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Their descriptions made me chuckle. Saw this and immediately thought of @redskies.bsky.social
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Before he was Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt, he was John.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Two episodes in, the latest season of King of the Hill is genuinely a laugh a minute, just my kind of comedy, dry and wry.
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Nick Felker @felker.dev · 20/07/2026
Losing to the baby you bathed sounds like a Greek myth
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 20/07/2026
MULDER [slapping down plane tix]: Hope you packed your rain coat, Scully. SCULLY: Seattle? Mulder it's the weekend, what- MULDER [handing her a file] Confirmed sightings, Scully. This is big SCULLY [eyes wide]: My God Mulder, what am I looking at here? MULDER: The locals are calling it.. JIMOTHY
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𝓐𝓵𝓲𝓬𝓮 @hotchickhell.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
As of late
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