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Tim Poultney

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Award-Winning Writer in Deepest Darkest Dorset (🦢)

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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 6h
Jeezus! This just seemed poorly thought out entirely.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 7h
HONHONHON ÇA VA REMPLIR LA SALLE!!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 10h
"something seems off" Not the hat. Yet.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 12h
They need a Fed Jar at this point. A dollar every time Creed fucks up.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 12h
Gay Bemusement.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Great to know! Stoked to put that feature to the test!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
UK Toonami popping up on the screen:
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Vince McMahon Reacts to Shane McMahon
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Fear and arousal have very similar expressions.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Would this be able to build within an assigned budget? Like, if I set a deck to a $100 budget, could it auto build to that? Talking way down the line, of course.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
NOT THE STRAW.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The verdancy is in the mind's eye.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Clerks: That's Beautiful, Man - Scott & William
ALT: Clerks: That's Beautiful, Man - Scott & William
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
>a hat terrible on most people. >Proceeds to show three great fits with said terrible hat. >and then Sluggo the Icon.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Yep, very shocking to realise what's happening by comparison to everything else but it's so appropriate.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
But who can we stick on a train in The Pennines?! Who?!
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Steve Doherty @stevedoherty.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
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Hatok @hatok.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
dracula is a job creator
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Ash Preston @theashpreston.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Politician, perjurer, crook, crap novelist and general arsehole Jeffrey Archer has carked it. That both hilarious and sinister clip of him on Newsnight lives rent free in my head. Looks like we'll be waiting for ever for you to be Mayor now pal. Can't wait to read all the glowing press tributes.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Deep Space Nine is some of the best television ever put to screen. Far Beyond the Stars and In The Pale Moonlight in particular.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The hat is getting bigger. It feeds on her loathing.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Oh, this is gonna be a new show? Neat!! Can't wait for you to tangle with a Promethean someday!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Gabaghouls though?
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Nothing like a successful rehearsal to put the peas back in your porridge! Just the tonic, frankly...
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Shoulder pads. Make the power suit you wanna wear. The one that makes you more powerful. Peerless.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Duty-free!! Slap a toblerone the size of your leg in there and it's a good holiday!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I mean, this pairs well with Hatcy. Like a good cheese with fine wine.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
What a weaksauce push... Not an elbow? A boot? Improv and do a disaster kick or something?! Christ...
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
When John sees the new challenger:
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Donald Sutherland in Body Snatchers
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Crumbs!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
🎶 "I'm not takin' my new hat off, I am New Hat Sluggo!" 🎶
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
WHODA THUNK IT?!
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I Can'T Believe It I Don'T Believe It
ALT: I Can'T Believe It I Don'T Believe It
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Golf Clap Applaud
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
FIVE MORE DAYS! FIVE MORE DAYS!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I *knew* they'd go back to the old ways. Hell, I think anyone with a brain knew this is exactly the grift the grifters would flock to.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Not just the ears that are visible...
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Can't wait for the ending to see Sluggo put on his old hat and get disgusted at Nancy's new bow.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Looks like he's a second away from busting out this pose.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
NOT SLUGGO THE HAT GUY.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
We're gonna be the prettiest tomboy at the under the sea high school gala.
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Disco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
No. This is somewhere to be. This is all you have, but it's still something. Streets and sodium lights. The sky, the world. You're still alive.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Defeater.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your Chanel smells divine, no idea what he's on about.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"Hat." Iconic quote.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Man drained of piss hoisted upon own petard, film at 11.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Judge Judy: Time Is Up!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
AI bros asking to be restricted from further development by governments:
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I can feel the stages of grief Nancy's going through here.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Painting the bullseye on yourself is usually something you don't consciously do, but here we are, look at him go! Three colours and everything.
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Where my hogdippers at?! Throw em up!!
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Tim Poultney @timpoultney.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yeah, this is correct. Only good addition to the rules was no dupes for variety. Anyone saying to rare candy up hates the grind.
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