Reposted by Tim GJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Me, when my friend invites me over to drink juice: 314411
Reposted by Tim GDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 07/10/2026McDonald's CB Triple (1991-1992): Three hamburger patties stacked with bacon, American cheese, ketchup, mustard, pickles, and onion on a sesame seed bun. Sold at Western NY locations to honor Buffalo Bills' linebacker, Cornelius Bennett 2019920
Reposted by Tim GHeat (1995) @heatfilm1995.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Because she got a GREAT ASS! 261997505
Reposted by Tim GMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Me when my parents rented DEEP IMPACT from Blockbuster 1348869952
Reposted by Tim GDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called. 57122290
Reposted by Tim GLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you want "personalized music" made just for you pick up a fucking guitar. Or else break the heart of someone who already has. 171447230
Reposted by Tim GBarry Petchesky @barryp.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I simply do not believe all these people who claim they’ve “never heard” Disasterpiece by Slipknot. Obvious virtue signaling. 47311
Reposted by Tim GOaf @languidoaf.bsky.social · 14/09/2026CEO of Taco Bell: we’re actually worried that some of our upcoming items could destroy humanity as well 362662515
Reposted by Tim Gcursèd gem 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863771686
Reposted by Tim GBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 04/09/2026losing to UMass 24-7 at the half 1427218
Reposted by Tim GNicole Rifkin @nicolerifkin.bsky.social · 28/08/2026thank you the new yorker and françoise for having me do this cover for the late, great dolly parton 195124151793
Reposted by Tim GDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 08/08/2026we're just normal men 306359951
Reposted by Tim GNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 06/08/2026Guy who confuses Chris Hansen and Scott Hanson: I told you RedZone was evil. 101526
Reposted by Tim GNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 04/08/2026A label has been created for your package Your package has shipped Your package is out for delivery Your package is never going to feel as good as smoking cigarettes did when you were 26, almost 27, when you still felt invincible Your package attempted delivery but no one was there to sign for it 024542
Reposted by Tim Gfraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 01/08/2026You know nothing about cheesecake 33306838
Reposted by Tim GDiscontinued FoOoOods! 👻🎃 @discontinuedfoods.bsky.social · 23/01/2024That shadowy place way out there? That is beyond our borders. You must never go there. That is the Big Boy graveyard. 952472628
Reposted by Tim Glauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/07/2026real art isn't in the cinema. it's not in books or libraries. it's definitely not in the TV. real art only exists on youtube channels with 3,000 followers where a guy who calls himself MicrowaveBen reviews tv dinners on a strange but internally consistent 7-point scale he calls the Flavornator 622883428
Reposted by Tim GRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia 14870158
Reposted by Tim GDan Hopper @danhopp.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Sports teams unveiling a new third jersey are always like "the brown stripe is a nod to our town's original nickname, Sewer City" 292689313
Reposted by Tim GBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026Odysseus and his men landing on an island where they have to play basketball against the Harlem Globetrotters 573112556
Reposted by Tim Gheaumeau e. rotacism @vashwood.bsky.social · 22/07/2026joining the war on taco bell on the side of taco bell 10453971026
Reposted by Tim GDavid Sims @davidlsims.bsky.social · 19/07/2026now christopher nolan should make a $55 million movie about baseball called BIG FAT TATERS 61357
Reposted by Tim GTressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026In my day, $18 of Taco Bell was enough food to kill you. 5172911254
Reposted by Tim Gjourneyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 04/07/2024Like if you have achieved hot dog nirvana. Repost if you are still on the noble hot dog eightfold path 221267539
Reposted by Tim GBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/06/2026Pausa de hidratación 746048
Reposted by Tim GBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/06/2026jesus christ NO! NO!!! FUCK 918181093033
Reposted by Tim GPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/06/2026John Travolta should have won an Oscar for FACE/OFF. Thank you 242459
Reposted by Tim G28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 23/05/2026“so what’s your take?” “the city of New York must pay me $1 million cash in the next hour and I will kill one person for every minute they are late” “100% disagree” 264933802
Reposted by Tim GSteve @extranapkins.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Well, it happened again. I got put on the jumbotron at the grocery store and everyone booed my groceries 202852526
Reposted by Tim GSon of Edwin Davies @edwinjdavies.bsky.social · 01/06/2026Tony: And where the fuck is Christopher? Silvio: He’s in the Backrooms, Tone. Tony: The what? Paulie: He’s fallen into one of them libidinal spaces. 119942
