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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Brian standing on a concrete dam
The dam is labeled "November"
Behind the dam is a lot of "Vember"
The dam is keeping the Vember from Society
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I think it looks good, but I’ve liked them all so ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Zelda art style discourse, welcome back my old friend.
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Claude showing up to run your city’s electrical grid
It’s the meme of the guy who got hired for a Machine Operator job, despite knowing nothing about being a Machine Operator
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I suffer so you all may prosper.
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I need to become a Nintendo Direct leaker, as they always seem to take place during meetings that I can’t miss. The Patrick Pattern is undefeated.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 01/09/2026
I would like ask JD Vance about Pierre Damas Bel.
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
The Baten Kaitos Experience™
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fay 😖 @ sky second chapter @stasiscommand.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
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Nintendo of America [Twitter/X Parody] @nintendooamerica.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
This is Miyamoto. I am here to share news on the upcoming Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time for the Nintendo Switch 2. Please unlock your front door.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Emu night (1/2)
Comic page 1: a group of young emo people are hanging out in a venue with a banner that reads EMO NIGHT. Outside the venue, an emu is on the phone. He says, “yeah, could you pick me up? I think I misread the flyer.” Suddenly, behind the emu someone exclaims, “hey!”
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
You get a big rush of confidence after doing the most basic of plumbing work (replaced the toilet fill valve). Unfortunately, this is followed by a wave of anxiety that you have screwed up somehow and will flood your home.
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
This is what every commercial was like in the George W. Bush years
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eva (^_^)/ @eva.computer · 08/07/2026
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dafoppishdandy @alabasterffxiv.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Source: Red Bull
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A picture of Brian's face with a text "at least whatever is wrong with me makes me occasionally funny"
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
We should be able to make game mixtapes for our crushes
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Ideal time for arcades to make a comeback
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Microsoft this week: We're laying off half the industry. Sony: We're ending physical games. Nintendo: have u seen this splatoon weapon we call it the bloblobber
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Nick Mudry @nickmudry.com · 25/06/2026
Also the fact you can just remove the "2" from this URL and get the Concord closure sure is something. Can't even be empathetically original in your subject about ruining people's lives: sonyinteractive.com/en/news/blog...
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An Update from PlayStation Studios
Below is an internal email from Hermen Hulst, CEO, Studio Business Group, Sony Interactive Entertainment distributed today to SIE employees.  **********************************************************...
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
⬆️ guy who schedules meetings during Nintendo Direct. Don’t be like him.
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Screenshot of Pokemon Pokopia with text overlayed: Our pool is bigger than skyscrapers
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
The money was always there for the good things.
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Matt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
When Agent Smith tells Neo that 1999 was the pinnacle of human civilization, he was referring to this.
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Abita Purple Haze (on tap) never let me down so far.
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They/Them Squall Leonhart @biggnomeyt.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
It’s time
Reddit post I made years ago saying “Should a future Dragon Quest game explore the 1991 disbanding of the USSR? It would be very interesting if they did and I’m thinking they could do it justice.”
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Harrison Ford has such strong features you can recognizably render him on an 8-bit system
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
My sicko gaming wish is for 1000 more p-switches in Mario Kart World. I’ll pay whatever.
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Chicho @anotherchicho.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
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Gaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
We should have never doubted this man
George Lucas Saying “And then 'Senator Crappo' will be the guy who makes the taxes worse"
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R7 @r7plays.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Barret

"These Data Centers are outta control, Cloud!
You can't even hear the damn birds anymore!
Everyone's power bills are through the roof!"
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Ned Resnikoff @resnikoff.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Orban, Bolsonaro, Trump, and all the rest of these goons want you to believe they are inevitable and, once in power, invincible. They are not.
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
How it feels when you make some very minor html changes to a web page at work.
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two people are standing in a hallway in the matrix .
Alt: Scene from the Matrix where Neo sees the three agents standing in the hallway, but everything is in code.
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
My little world today is just working on things that don't matter and fretting endlessly about things that do that I have no control over.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
Mallow from Mario RPG with a speech bubble
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Natendo Direct
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Is that a vague data point I don’t understand? Time to confidently restate my prior opinions, which are based on absolutely nothing.
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
Sure that sounds good
A bowl of eggs and I think pork, called The Soul-Stealing Meal of the Food Gods
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Vince Mancini @vincemancini.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
My alabaster milk child Teuton keeps asking for ranch dressing at the caviar factory, it is most epic. The fishmongers despise him.
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Rat Milk Oreos @morsmortis.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
Big iced tea matchup on Friday
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Existential Comics @existentialcomics.com · 14/03/2026
Possible solution to the Strait of Hormuz?
Straight of Hormuz, with Buddha imposed, text: The realization that the lack of oil isn't causing your suffering, but the desire for oil itself, on your path to enlightenment.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 11/03/2026
as a jrpg fan, my primary interests in video games are raising and lowering sewer gates, such as to manipulate the water level
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Dane Owens @owendanes.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Pretty crazy how important the blockade of a trade route is right now
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
New recession indicator just dropped
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
Never reset my car’s clock after the Fall time change and found it correct this morning.
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a man with glasses and a beard is saying this is how i win
Alt: Adam Sandler in Uncut Gems is saying this is how i win
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Patrick @thisaintnogame.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
New marketing campaign for libraries just dropped
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/03/2026
Unironically
Tough looking Boston mascots over “YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG CITY”
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