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Ceffery Jombs

@thirst.contact
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YIMBY, Airplanes, Trains, Coffee, Dogs, Bikes, Aspiring Accordion Player 🏳️‍🌈 🏳️‍⚧️ Colorado native of 15 years, living as car-lite as possible in the American hellscape.

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particle dogs @particledogs.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
I usually don't angry post but,
a post with reflectors that look like angry eyes
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 07/10/2026
House race totals are getting significant too, including: $427,145.17 vs @paigecognetti.bsky.social $362,324.73 vs @joannamendoza.com $340,785.33 vs @rebeccabennettforcongress.com $318,328.00 vs @caitfornewyork.bsky.social
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#TeslaTakedown @teslatakedown.com · 07/10/2026
In the last 24 hours, Elon added $5,423,645.66. New totals include: $13,131,789.48 vs @jamestalarico.bsky.social $6,308,848.86 vs @sherrodbrownoh.bsky.social $5,117,111.82 vs @abdulelsayed.bsky.social $1,991,872.98 vs @joshturek4iowa.bsky.social $1,176,301.42 vs @troyjackson207.bsky.social
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Ceffery Jombs @thirst.contact · 05/10/2026
wow talk about burying the lead
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
thank you for reposting me. quick question: what's wrong with you
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Jordan Kurella @jordankurella.com · 01/10/2026
waking up every day in 2026 like:
a construction sign on the side of the highway that says "IT'S COMING IT'S BAD"
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
For the most part, driving is super inefficient but at least it's really expensive and also quite dangerous.
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Ceffery Jombs @thirst.contact · 30/09/2026
serious posting about a joke post, but this sort of thing has been almost entirely driven by car centric development of soulless big box stores
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
The first panel shows Sarah, the protagonist, holding a red ball labeled "A SILLY MEME".
The second panel shows Sarah taking the ball and going through a door labeled "GROUP CHAT".
The third panel shows a group of women sitting together and consoling one woman in the center. The woman in the center is saying "...And that's how it happened. It's been the worst day of my life."
The fourth panel shows Sarah standing in the doorway behind them awkwardly holding the red ball.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I love that the U.S. government now has ideas so dumb that the fact checks are simply “yeah this isn’t a parody, it’s real”
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Ceffery Jombs @thirst.contact · 30/09/2026
drop what you’re doing it’s new USCSB video day youtu.be/HmiQFYGc6C4
youtu.be
Alarming Mistakes, Deadly Decisions: Fatal Fire at BP-Husky
YouTube video by USCSB
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 28/09/2026
If you look real close you can see where cutting off that cyclist made a big impact on your quality of life.
Galaxy with arrow point out “those 3 seconds you saved while risking someone’s life”
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Ceffery Jombs @thirst.contact · 28/09/2026
I’ve been feeling nostalgic for the first few months of the pandemic for a long time now. It was quiet, everyone was outside, the cooking and the art people were doing was incredible, there was the briefest moment of cultural togetherness before the anti-mask nonsense started.
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timplex.bsky.social @timplex.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It is a core flaw of our growth obsessed economy that creation of new infrastructure outpaces our capacity to maintain the old. Taxing unrealized capital gains is essential step to bringing economy back down to earth.
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Ceffery Jombs @thirst.contact · 27/09/2026
chat is this sustainable?
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DoorDash spent $1.4M trying to stop Zohran Mamdani from becoming mayor. This week's historic $131.5M enforcement action against DoorDash for underpaying NYC delivery workers shows why. Yet another reminder that the only thing that can beat organized money is organized people.
theintercept.com
DoorDash Spent $1.4 Million Trying to Stop Mamdani From Becoming Mayor. Now We Know Why.
In a wage-theft settlement, DoorDash now has to pay its workers around 100 times what it spent trying to beat Zohran Mam
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Random Trek @randomtrek.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Star Trek: Voyager (1995) Season 3, Episode 9: Future's End (2) Aired: 11/13/1996, UPN 00:30:15.594
Caption: Tuvok-- what a freakasaurus.

Star Trek: Voyager (1995)
Season 3, Episode 9: Future's End (2)
00:30:15.594

Aired: 11/13/1996, UPN
Studio: Paramount Network Television
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Sundance @sundance.bikesky.social · 25/09/2026
Hiding in the bottom of my battery compartment I found dick pick…
Dick pick. Actually a guitar pick with the word dick on it
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Allison Gill @muellershewrote.com · 24/09/2026
Please stop overestimating what a democratic Congress can do. The oligarchs are spending money to make you think a Dem Congress can arrest people and hold trials and pass laws without a POTUS signature so that you’ll be disappointed when they don’t do stuff they can’t do. Don’t fall for it.
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Ceffery Jombs @thirst.contact · 23/09/2026
is there a Mr Now? 👉🏻👈🏻🥹
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darren32359.bsky.social @darren32359.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
*rummaging for bread under an overpass* at least my hypothetical 7-year-old will never stare down a knuckleball thrown by a trans girl
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Brandon - "Fietser" @americanfietser.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Biking instead of driving for groceries changes it from "have to get groceries" to "get to get groceries".
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
This has been an historic Congress (derogatory)
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Ceffery Jombs @thirst.contact · 19/09/2026
I’ve ridden to the store for as little as a single pepper. That’s true freedom.
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Deerposts @deerposts.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Absolutely slopped out of his mind #deer 🦌
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Old Man Yao Guai @hgn-732b.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Yes, but have you considered the brave soul who was minorly inconvenienced by a cyclist on a Lime bike, and came on here to tell us all how awful cyclists are. They're all literally worse than Hitler!
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 18/09/2026
everyone who makes "heartwarming" grown-up calvin and hobbes comics should be forced to live on an island together until they renounce their hateful ways
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
We gotta seize this dude and all of his enabler’s assets after this. He’s done too much damage. It’s not enough for these people to just sail away from this on a big boat. That’s our boat.
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
One nice thing about dropping out of the Ed Sheeran tour is that you’re presumably listening to less Ed Sheeran music
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thomaslthomson3.bsky.social @thomaslthomson3.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Like, McConnell's handlers are engaged in some sort of unholy cross between ventriloquy and abuse of a corpse here, and I can only hope that the people benefitting from all this suffer a similar level of indignity during *their* decline.
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COINTREAUPRO @strings.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It’s a pretty big problem that like 60% of the population straight up has no idea how anything works
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Plain Kate @k8thek8.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Hey drivers: I need you to understand that when you get to an intersection and there's a cyclist crossing in front of you, even if YOU know you see them, there's a good chance THEY don't know you do. Come to a fucking stop till they cross. Stop fucking rolling at them. Fucksake.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 13/09/2026
Abdul El-Sayed: "Weijia, with all due respect, this is the third time you've asked about a Twitch streamer ... their whole game is to make us fight culture wars so that we don't pay attention to the fact the president has made $2.2 billion ... "
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Rusty Kuntz
Rusty Kuntz
Position: Outfielder
Bats: Right • Throws: Right
6-3, 190lb (190cm, 86kg)
Born: February_4, 1955 (Age: 71-216d) in Orange,
More bio, uniform, draft, salary info y
1984 World Series
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Ceffery Jombs @thirst.contact · 07/09/2026
it works off of main gear tilt sensors, if you see the video one of the mains is still tilted with basically zero runway left
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
There I said it, I don’t like Trump. That’s why I wrote in Jean-Jacques Rousseau in 2024. Now can I go back to writing a few thousand tweets about the dangers of the woke left without being accused of partisanship?
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Ray Delahanty | CityNerd @nerd4cities.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Las Vegas resort hotel implosions are cool, but have you ever been to a “triumphal arch” destruction festival? Incredible optics and catharsis
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Ray Delahanty | CityNerd @nerd4cities.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It will cost very little to bulldoze every last bit of this nonsense, and the benefits to our national psyche will be incalculable. Every serious candidate needs to be on Team Raze
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
under my administration guys who say “female” are going to the double gulag (that’s the gulag’s gulag)
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They Might Be Giants @tmbg.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
It’s time to end the Internet and start over.
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Ceffery Jombs @thirst.contact · 04/09/2026
amen
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ubermitch.bsky.social @ubermitch.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
it's perfectly honorable to be a reply guy if you understand you're a reply guy; the problem is when a reply guy thinks they're a poster
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
[cop that just spent his entire six hour shift using flock cameras to stalk his ex]: alright frank have a good weekend, stay safe brotha
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Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AAAHHHHHHHHH
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Ceffery Jombs @thirst.contact · 04/09/2026
elon has never posted, he’s nothing more than a reply guy
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