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🕎The G-ddamn Unix Man, golem fucking sea mouse🕎

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דאַלוי פּאָליציי, דאלוי זאג, גאסע-ייד כל ישראל ערבים זה לזה I am but a simple Street Jew on occupied Tongva land See you at breakfast, sport. "Shrieking. Insane."

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🕎The G-ddamn Unix Man, golem fucking sea mouse🕎 @theunixman.com · 30m
Library tower
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shanley @shanley.com · 42m
I hate that it always happens at this cost but I also know that its something that victims want to happen, is for other girls to be warned and understand what they are dealing with out there, and hopefully, hopefully hopefully to develop better systems among us to keep girls safe and help them.
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🕎The G-ddamn Unix Man, golem fucking sea mouse🕎 @theunixman.com · 2h
I really want to gloat at my friends who failed to make payroll after not hiring me
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🕎The G-ddamn Unix Man, golem fucking sea mouse🕎 @theunixman.com · 2h
I could just go to the hospital for a bit haha
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 3h
someone fly me to NC there's a party i wanna go to
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Arthur's Clenched Fist Meme
Alt: Arthur's Clenched Fist Meme
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jessica jonestown @newfoundgloryhole.bsky.social · 3h
"got sad because he found out she's trans" is short circuiting my brain like a robot with a logic bomb.
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🕎The G-ddamn Unix Man, golem fucking sea mouse🕎 @theunixman.com · 3h
While you’re all here I’m a displaced software engineer managing three kids who will go into separate homes if I can’t help their current host out 24/7. My state disability comes and goes and is currently on houses hiatus and I lose my room tomorrow. Help a yid out. C,V: $tunixman PP: theunixman
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Cethan Leahy @cethanleahy.com · 6h
I think we underrate that JCO came up in 20th century New York literary circles where everyone said five most devastating insults before breakfast and as one of the last one standing, her competition is guys who get sad if their chatbot isn't sufficiently nice to them.
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Em, midly @lefttheprairie.bsky.social · 4h
Remember the government is an unreliable narrator, so however bad the things they show us are, the actual situation is even worse
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🕎The G-ddamn Unix Man, golem fucking sea mouse🕎 @theunixman.com · 3h
“How stupid could I be?” There’s no limit.
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Jeff, formerly of MN and MA, still God of Cookies @diasporaminnesotan.bsky.social · 3h
Techbros hate humans so they're going to replace humans wherever and whenever they can.
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David aka Mad Marx le vénére ✊🏼 🇱🇧🇵🇸🇳🇨 @davidrushdt.eurosky.social · 11h
Ahmed et sa famille chuffed.org/project/1572...
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Urgent appeal: Help Ahmed and his family in Gaza
Hello everyone, I am Ahmed Al-Madhoun, 25 years old, studying for a Bachelor’s degree in Accounting, fourth level, at Al-Quds Open University. I was supposed to graduate, but unfortunately the war pre...
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 6h
I'm kinda fully over that "the British conquered the world for spices and don't use any of them" joke because for one, you cannot recycle material for 5 straight generations and get a laugh worth a damn but also because in order to make it you have to agree with Tommy Robinson about who is British
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🕎The G-ddamn Unix Man, golem fucking sea mouse🕎 @theunixman.com · 3h
Hey all looking for a cheap room tonight if anyone can help out.
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Sarah ⚧ ✡︎ @sarahkorse.bsky.social · 3h
The saying is "a few bad apples SPOIL THE WHOLE BARREL". Dismissing "a few bad apples" is exactly that; it's ignoring the rot that starts small but ruins everything.
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 4h
AI is reified anti-intellectualism In chapter 4 of 'Why We Fear AI', we argue that this results quite directly from its political economy as a tool to devalue skills and knowledge
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 4h
It actually just clicked why AI-assisted writing pisses me off so bad... Writing is what I do when I want to be alone with my thoughts. I only want to hear what's in MY head.
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 4h
Can't wait to dig the typewriter out of my parent's closet so I can just fuckin write without the computer helping me
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FT @fucktheory.bsky.social · 5h
In 2013, the Daily Princetonian revealed that in 2008, Princeton University had paid to conduct a survey of students about sexual assault - then buried the results when *one in six* female undergrads reported unwanted vaginal penetration within the past year. That’s just under 17%.
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Survey quantifies sexual assault
More than 15 percent of female undergraduates reported experiencing non-consensual vaginal penetration during their time at the University, according to an unpublished survey conducted in 2008 by seve...
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Olivia Guest · Ολίβια Γκεστ @olivia.science · 28/09/2026
Similarly, the sexism women in such fields (e.g. computer science) is very scary and different to what happens in the humanities. Unsafe in our own fields. Occasionally, it feels like some prefer to study us in STEM as objects of research than treat us as colleagues worthy of dialogue and empathy.
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Olivia Guest · Ολίβια Γκεστ @olivia.science · 21/10/2025
Sometimes I feel the discussion on AI use devolves into: A: I'm allowed to use copy-paste! You use it all the time, right? B: I don't use it to plagiarise, reproduce sexism, or pollute the environment. A: OK, but it's useful & fast for me! And um, that's really degraded thinking on A's part.
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"Street Wise She/Hercules" Ella Tailor $200/$700 @garaktailor.com · 16h
This is the Mid way.
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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Bringing iced coffee to the interview so I can ask the boss how he feels about UNIONS.
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Justin @sitkaworldsfair.bsky.social · 10h
In 2026, the GOP position can best be summed up as aspiring to lebensborn. They want women at home, producing and raising white christian babies. The white part is very important to them. It’s why they don’t consider it rape if the rapist is white.
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15h
I believe fraternity hazing and military hazing and sports team hazing where men abuse each other is acclimating them into a broader culture of abuse where they will then believe it is their right to abuse other more vulnerable people. It’s so insidious. And that’s also why I think men defend it
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15h
Another thing about fraternities is that the hazing rituals where slightly older young men would physically, mentally emotionally and sometimes even sexually abuse slightly younger young men have always disturbed and upset me greatly. And it’s really telling that I’ve seen men defend those too
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Rabbi Danya Ruttenberg @theradr.bsky.social · 15h
The Talmud is dudes in 4th c. whats-now-Iraq nerding out about Torah, + some intern takes notes in the study hall sometimes they fight abt whether or not you accidentally making a furrow in dirt when you drag a bench is Shabbat-prohibited "farming" sometimes they make wang jokes like, chill
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Tyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 13h
oh my god fuck this guy, who is not a judge, so much
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rev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 16h
an aspiring art student could never have bad politics
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 23h
"Can a rapist’s prose elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect what empathy and accountability might look like so undergrads may successfully mimic them on paper in pursuit of avoiding just punishment." buff.ly/5na4oMY
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Announcing Cornell University’s Newest Writing Course: Rape Essays 101
“Can a rapist’s prose effectively elicit remorse for sexual assault? What word count best equates to appropriate jail time? In this class, we will dissect wh...
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Alex @purplechrain.bsky.social · 19h
Mamdani’s municipal Strategy to Combat Antisemitism shouldn’t be contentious, was part of his platform when running for Mayor (along with strategies for fighting racism & other bigotry) and is almost certainly focused on addressing, e.g. hate crimes targeting visible Orthodox Jews in NYC
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
52-54% of welfare recipients in Arkansas are white, which is why the ad should have featured a black woman
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Dawn Xiana Moon @dawnxianamoon.bsky.social · 12h
*endless screaming*
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🐈‍⬛️כעלעמער קאַץ @orphanim.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Further, any slander which is assumed to see Jews as inherently superior or it being permitted to treat gentiles unethically has no idea what they are talking about. Not only are we all created "in the image of G-d" and therefore also subject to evil inclinations, consider these Talmud passages:
§ The mishna teaches: One does not protest against poor gentiles who come to take gleanings, forgotten sheaves, and the produce in the corner of the field, which is given to the poor [pe’a], although they are meant exclusively for the Jewish poor, on account of the ways of peace. Similarly, the Sages taught in a baraita (Tosefta 5:4): One sustains poor gentiles along with poor Jews, and one visits sick gentiles along with sick Jews, and one buries dead gentiles along with dead Jews. All this is done on account of the ways of peace, to foster peaceful relations between Jews and gentiles. 

Gittin 61a:5The Gemara raises an objection to Rabbi Yoḥanan’s statement from a baraita: Rabbi Meir would say: From where is it derived that even a gentile who engages in Torah study is considered like a High Priest? It is derived from that which is stated: “You shall therefore keep My statutes and My ordinances, which if a man does he shall live by them” (Leviticus 18:5). The phrase: Which if priests, Levites, and Israelites do they shall live by them, is not stated, but rather: “A man,” which indicates mankind in general. You have therefore learned that even a gentile who engages in Torah study is considered like a High Priest.

Sanhedrin 59a:4... One who steals from a gentile is obligated to return the stolen material to the gentile. Theft from a gentile is more serious than theft from a Jew, because of the desecration of God's name. One who steals from a gentile or swears to him and then dies—he cannot be forgiven because of the desecration of God's name. 

- Tosefta Bava Kamma 10:8
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 13h
i thought about this old tweet tonight and how nothing has ever aged better
@Merman_Melville • Jan 24, 2019
Being a billionaire must be insane. You can buy new teeth, new skin. All your chairs cost 20,000 dollars and weigh 2,000 pounds. Your life is just a series of your own preferences. In terms of cognitive impairment it's probably like being kicked in the head by a horse every day
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 13h
never go with an engineer to a second analogy
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Lazear @lazear.bsky.social · 13h
No shade to OP, it makes sense when you realize most of these guys arent leftist because they believe in universal rights or the power of class solidarity (which is obvious if theyre willingly paying for a Meta bluecheck) but because they assume it allows them to be bigots and also not be shunned.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 19h
A thing I learned not too long ago is that when an LLM selects a token that leads it down an incorrect path (factually), it has no way to back up, or even know that it should back up, it's just on to the next likely bit. Literally every LLM is just posting their way through it. What an image.
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 16h
The thing is, peer (or state) surveillance doesn’t have any kind of the evidential accuracy concerns that actual investigatory research (OSINT, intelligence, journalism) demands; and getting things wrong actually usually works in the favor of a surveillant’s goals throughout recorded history.
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Harsha Walia @harshawalia.bsky.social · 20h
If we are serious about dismantling patriarchy and rape culture, we would stop calling it Cornell 7. It's the Cornell 57. Passive bystanders are a pillar of misogyny. Men must actively intervene in shifting social norms & refuse to participate in rape *culture* Its the Cornell 57, not Cornell 7.
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vortex_egg @vortexegg.com · 19h
I’ve been noting that one of the main use cases that everyday users had already been putting LLMs and agents to use is the compilation of dossiers for peer-on-peer surveillance and automated gang-stalking (swarm-stalking) of other citizens, so of course Meta is copying that as a feature.
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 14h
like i say every time this comes up, the term for what awaits survivors who go through the official system (cops, rape kit at the hospital, the hell of a trial where you as the victim get to be cross examined by yr rapist’s defense) is called “the second rape”
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 15h
A truly heinous man has doxxed the Cornell victim on X and the comments are predictably vile. Based on countless interviews I’ve done with survivors, the trauma they are subjected to for coming forward is oftentimes even worse than the initial trauma they experienced. There is no real justice system
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Triplebassist @triplebassist.bsky.social · 16h
There's also a level of "Israel isn't a real country" here because this doesn't work like the posters said it would unless Israel is entirely dependent on the United States and serves as an American colonial project in the Levant
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Fascism Heckler @fascismheckler.bsky.social · 19h
You know I'm starting to think it's a mix of American Exceptionalism AND Antisemitism. The idea that America is the cause of everything bad and a refusal to admit that Israel is a much more technologically advanced country that all Arabic countries
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✨the daniel✨ @intelectconfig.wtf · 15h
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a bird in a hat that says “i ain’t no farmer but you can’t crop worth a fuck”
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Marianne Martin @mariannemartin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"The crystal I'm using to protect my peace this year"
(it's a brick)
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
All of you know this, but any time some centrist loser starts talking about how a social policy will only benefit the wealthy what they really mean is they don't want anything to benefit anyone.
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Piper Furiosa 🇵🇸🏴🌲🏴‍☠️ @piperfuriosa.bsky.social · 16h
It's very important that none of us share her name. Not even in "awareness" of what has been done to her. Not in sharing images of her doxxing. She's Jane Doe unless *she* chooses not to be. Then, we pursue vengeance against all rapists & their enablers until none of them are fucking left.
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Genie Lauren @moreandagain.me · 15h
I had a feeling they would do this. If Cornell doesn't suspend their chapter, everyone with integrity should unenroll ASAP.
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