Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026Me trying to comfort my puppy about thunder: "It's okay guy. This world is bonkers and sometimes the sky sort of explodes. But we also have the blankets and hugs and treats that help us be strong enough together to smile at a noisy sky now and then." I think it's working. 0424
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎The Spirit of 99% 🇨🇦 @sxglory.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Just saying, if Trump renames Lake Ontario in the US, and Google Maps applies it, Canada should impose an 1867% tariff on everything Google offers. 021
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/07/2026My amulet’s cursed too but you don’t hear me whining about it 20554130
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/07/2026the most important step in getting healthy is figuring out the unique combination of weird shit you're going to mix into Greek yogurt for the rest of your life 517815
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries. 74195144559
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Dr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 01/06/2026The snakes might not be the only dangerous part of archaeology! 😉 1122
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 12/05/2026Please listen closely, as our menu options have changed. To be connected to a bot that will just annoy you and not help, press 1. To be connected to a bot that will just annoy you and not help, press 2. To be connected to a bot that will just annoy you and not help, press 3. To be connected to a bot 601538273
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎dido, lamenting 🥀🔥💀🪦💔 @princessdido.bsky.social · 10/05/2026I had no idea the founding of Mothers' Day was an antiwar movement. From Letters From An American: "Mothers’ Day was not designed to encourage people to be nice to their mothers. It was part of women’s effort to gain power to change society." open.substack.com/pub/heatherc... 321176348
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 26/04/2026There clearly needs to be a ballroom in every school in America. 213637
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/04/2026I'm rewatching the Chernobyl series on HBO, and the opening voiceover from Legasov resonates: "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all." 12262181361
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026There should be a word that means “I’m not doing well, but I’m proud of how well I’m dealing with it.” 48122
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎mave @mave.bsky.social · 26/12/2025If you got a hippopotamus for Christmas, you may be entitled to compensation 47525
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 10/11/2025Lovely story. Cool kid with an even cooler mother: “Art and museums are living spaces,” she said. “Life without art is not life.” apnews.com/article/louv...apnews.comFedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photoFifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist. 0325
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 22/10/2025idk who's responsible for the website design that makes you start an order to look at a restaurant's menu, but I hope your life is bad 39518
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 05/10/2025I’ve been offered a ton of money to do a comedy set aboard the Borg Cube 461238164
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Been thinking about this Emo Philips gag the last two days. 612821
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Mignon Fogarty @grammargirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2025Sometimes research studies are amusing: "Self-identified experts had the lowest multiple-choice question accuracy overall." arxiv.org/pdf/2505.10409 1317
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars. 119164655184
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 09/08/2025Dean Cain is the Scott Baio of Kevin Sorbos 1748992
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Hope they impounded his Tardis. He’s a flight risk. 5776
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025The singularity is awesome 272207324331
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Peter Kelly @thepeterkelly.bsky.social · 24/05/2025Dear Mr. Clegg I have started a business, selling the contents of your house I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house Without this access my company will not be profitable Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree Please advise how I should proceed 3548331571
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 26/05/2025“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft 11863712039
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/05/2025They’ve finally invented a robot that’s as good as me at sports 1345248
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 26/05/2025And yet somehow stealing food just to survive is a crime. 414537
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Tara Wine-Queen Writes @tarawinequeen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025My plans for my one wild and precious life did not look like [indicates everything everywhere all at once] 0234
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 17/04/2025the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re already at least 2-3 lines deep and it’s not a very long poem 2547142
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025There is absolutely no way the US can host the World Cup or the Olympics 447189744098
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025If I am informed about things then I will not be able to speak about those things in an uninformed manner so I must continue to be uninformed in order to keep Canadians informed about the things no one is telling me. This is just Conservative common sense. 52749246
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/03/2025Canadian national anthem in English: gosh what a neat place to live. We’re so far north. I love you guys. Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood. 18825155
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Gerry Canavan @gerrycanavan.bsky.social · 22/03/2025every college, corporate, and nonprofit president right now 122160524817
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Santiago Mayer @santiagomayer.com · 16/03/2025Someone made a Wiley E. Coyote style painted wall to see if Tesla’s autopilot would detect it and well… 545222996121
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 16/03/2025Let's face facts, we all secretly suspected civilisation was just a phase. 36019
The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 15/03/2025Google AI just crushing it with the Pride and Prejudice facts 140
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Ed Davey @eddavey.libdems.org.uk · 12/03/2025Strengthening UK-Canada relations, one plate of poutine at a time 🇬🇧🇨🇦 421080148
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎ruthko @ruthmkb.bsky.social · 26/02/2025Doug Ford! THIS IS YOUR RECORD!!! #FordFailedOntario #VoteFordOut #onpoli #cdnpoli 11183138
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Wilde Thingy @wildethingy.bsky.social · 11/12/2024I'm experimenting with how many apples I need to eat a day to keep EVERYONE away, whatever their profession. 351068227
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 21/02/2025It’s Alan Rickman’s birthday For his Die Hard death scene, he had to fall backwards from a height of 40ft onto an airbag on the count of 3. The stunt crew dropped him on 1 instead, to make it more believable. ‘The producers were very careful to make it my very last shot on the film.’ 411322
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Cheri Jacobus @cherijacobus.bsky.social · 13/02/2025I keep saying Dems need to do a daily briefing on Capitol Hill and fill the void, fact check the WH. Hire Pete Buttigeig and give him a staff to do this. 1157148763492
Reposted by The Real Seajay💎Tom Reagan’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Bill Hader doing an impression of Oliver Reed explaining the difference between acting on stage & acting on film. Love how he cracks Paul Giamatti up. 12776192
