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Mignon Fogarty @grammargirl.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
I clicked on some clickbait, and it was actually the best thing I did all week. The one weird trick to extend your iPhone battery life is to turn off Background App Refresh! My battery is lasting about twice as long. It's under the General menu in the settings.
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Judy Weston @westonjk.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Me trying to comfort my puppy about thunder: "It's okay guy. This world is bonkers and sometimes the sky sort of explodes. But we also have the blankets and hugs and treats that help us be strong enough together to smile at a noisy sky now and then." I think it's working.
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The Spirit of 99% 🇨🇦 @sxglory.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Just saying, if Trump renames Lake Ontario in the US, and Google Maps applies it, Canada should impose an 1867% tariff on everything Google offers.
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
My amulet’s cursed too but you don’t hear me whining about it
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Kat Hartness @kathartness.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
@omgsidewalks

Unpopular opinion: The fact that they can quickly install data centers nationally means they could've been updating infrastructure which they claimed was too difficult and expensive.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
the most important step in getting healthy is figuring out the unique combination of weird shit you're going to mix into Greek yogurt for the rest of your life
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Jon of The North @krauza.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
You're going to get left behind if you don't use Al." Leave me then. Leave me with my critical thinking skills, my ability to read and write long- form, and books without needing Al summaries.
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The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
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Ryan Gosling in SNL Avatar: I Know What You Did
ALT: Ryan Gosling in SNL Avatar: I Know What You Did
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Dr David S Anderson @dsaarchaeology.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
The snakes might not be the only dangerous part of archaeology! 😉
Tweet by @django

Watching Indiana Jones for the first time, do archaeologists typically kill this many people?
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The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
bsky.app/profile/abby...
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Please listen closely, as our menu options have changed. To be connected to a bot that will just annoy you and not help, press 1. To be connected to a bot that will just annoy you and not help, press 2. To be connected to a bot that will just annoy you and not help, press 3. To be connected to a bot
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The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
But when was her last period?
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dido, lamenting 🥀🔥💀🪦💔 @princessdido.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
I had no idea the founding of Mothers' Day was an antiwar movement. From Letters From An American: "Mothers’ Day was not designed to encourage people to be nice to their mothers. It was part of women’s effort to gain power to change society." open.substack.com/pub/heatherc...
“Arise, women!” Howe commanded. “Say firmly: ‘We will not have great questions decided by irrelevant agencies. Our husbands shall not come to us, reeking with carnage, for caresses and applause. Our sons shall not be taken from us to unlearn all that we have been able to teach them of charity, mercy and patience. We, women of one country, will be too tender of those of another country, to allow our sons to be trained to injure theirs.’”
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The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I’m so confused. Isn’t Shawn gay? Did the editor add “deviant”? WTH?
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
There clearly needs to be a ballroom in every school in America.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/04/2026
I'm rewatching the Chernobyl series on HBO, and the opening voiceover from Legasov resonates: "What is the cost of lies? It's not that we'll mistake them for the truth. The real danger is that if we hear enough lies, then we no longer recognize the truth at all."
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The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
Oh Gromit! I had to think there
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Jarod K. Anderson @jarodkanderson.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
There should be a word that means “I’m not doing well, but I’m proud of how well I’m dealing with it.”
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The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 12/01/2026
🤣🤣🤣
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mave @mave.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
If you got a hippopotamus for Christmas, you may be entitled to compensation
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The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
Ten years to the day huh?
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 10/11/2025
Lovely story. Cool kid with an even cooler mother: “Art and museums are living spaces,” she said. “Life without art is not life.” apnews.com/article/louv...
apnews.com
Fedora man unmasked: Meet the teen behind the Louvre mystery photo
Fifteen-year-old Pedro Elias Garzon Delvaux has become an internet sensation after an Associated Press photo captured him outside the Louvre on the day of a crown jewels heist.
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SwampLizard @swamplizard.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
idk who's responsible for the website design that makes you start an order to look at a restaurant's menu, but I hope your life is bad
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 05/10/2025
I’ve been offered a ton of money to do a comedy set aboard the Borg Cube
the Borg Cube from Star Trek: TNG
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The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
During tired morning showers i still picture the manticore committee. So thanks for that.
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The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 02/10/2025
“encircling me in the shower.”
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Been thinking about this Emo Philips gag the last two days.
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Mignon Fogarty @grammargirl.bsky.social · 03/09/2025
Sometimes research studies are amusing: "Self-identified experts had the lowest multiple-choice question accuracy overall." arxiv.org/pdf/2505.10409
Interestingly, self-identified experts had the lowest multiple-choice question accuracy overall, with only 21% answered
more than two questions correctly, and their recall performance was more polarized, with a higher proportion falling in the
low and high extremes. Despite their confidence, this group did not consistently outperform others. These results suggest that
moderate familiarity may lead to greater engagement and comprehension, while overconfidence among self-identified experts
may reduce performance.
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Daniel Carlson @danielwcarlson.bsky.social · 29/08/2025
We built a calculator that doesn't work, but don't worry, it's also a plagiarism machine that will tell you to kill yourself. It runs on the world's oceans and costs 10 trillion dollars.
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
Dean Cain is the Scott Baio of Kevin Sorbos
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 08/08/2025
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 04/08/2025
unmute
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The Real Seajay💎 @therealseajay.bsky.social · 21/07/2025
This is where I post from
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 17/06/2025
Hope they impounded his Tardis. He’s a flight risk.
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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 28/06/2025
The singularity is awesome
Google search for “all you can eat buffet near me”
Al Overview
To find an all-you-can-eat buffet near you, you can use online search engines like Google or Yelp, specifying "all you can eat buffet near me". These searches will typically provide a list of nearby restaurants offering buffet-style dining, including their addresses, contact information, and customer reviews. You can also refine your
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Tom Reagan’s Witch’s Hat @rufustsuperfly.bsky.social · 13/06/2025
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Peter Kelly @thepeterkelly.bsky.social · 24/05/2025
Dear Mr. Clegg I have started a business, selling the contents of your house I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house Without this access my company will not be profitable Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree Please advise how I should proceed
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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
“Without widespread theft, my industry can’t survive” is an argument against your industry surviving, and is not an argument for allowing widespread theft
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
They’ve finally invented a robot that’s as good as me at sports
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batkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
And yet somehow stealing food just to survive is a crime.
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Tara Wine-Queen Writes @tarawinequeen.bsky.social · 09/05/2025
My plans for my one wild and precious life did not look like [indicates everything everywhere all at once]
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 17/04/2025
the thing about that “first they came for” poem is that we’re already at least 2-3 lines deep and it’s not a very long poem
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My Password is Louvre @bmceuen.bsky.social · 06/04/2025
There is absolutely no way the US can host the World Cup or the Olympics
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Barney Panofsky's Best Intentions @mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025
If I am informed about things then I will not be able to speak about those things in an uninformed manner so I must continue to be uninformed in order to keep Canadians informed about the things no one is telling me. This is just Conservative common sense.
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Janel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 23/03/2025
Canadian national anthem in English: gosh what a neat place to live. We’re so far north. I love you guys. Canadian national anthem in French: I arise each morning with a sword in my hand and rage in my heart. I have traced the borders of Saskatchewan in blood.
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