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@therapydog.bsky.social
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NSFW transbian. ontologically evil kinks and somehow even worse jokes. on the internet, everyone can know you’re a dog.

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Talia "ATTACK DOGS is out now!" Bhatt ⚢ @taliabhatt.itch.io · 22/05/2026
Old school butch in that I'm available for a femme sugar mommy to pick up as a trophy btw
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
TOMORROW YOU WILL GRAB THE SUN WITH BOTH HANDS AND DEVOUR IT. FOR NOW CAN YOU TOUCH SOMETHING SOFT?
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Dune Quotes @dunequotes.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
Once men turned their thinking over to machines in the hope that this would set them free. But that only permitted other men with machines to enslave them.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
i often think about this review
Letterboxd screenshot
Star Trek Into Darkness (2013)
Watched by Branson Reese 28 Apr 2022

Abrams isn't a man so much as he's an avatar of cultural entropy. If you make something popular enough eventually you will die or sell it off and and a person in thick rimmed glasses whose main artistic vision is that he loves to have meetings will take it and sandblast it until it's nothing. I hate to see this happen here but maybe it's good that this happened. Maybe every franchise should collapse into a version of itself that makes shareholders nod and shake each others' hands. We should learn to speak in a language that rich people who don't dream can't comprehend.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
3D TVs are here to stay. We need to stop fearmongering about 3D TVs and start finding the ways that 3D TVs can be used ethically and to support our causes. Naysayers need to realize that this technology is inevitable.
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Sophie @sophiebaybey.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
no more mass appeal
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
so-called "free thinkers" when there is a tiny bird outside
orange cat on the windowsill staring intently out the window
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MyPet Health by Vetcation @vetcation.com · 20/05/2026
Wait for the puppy.. 😅
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autumb @funybuny.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
scientists at mit have flavor blasted a single tungsten atom
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
the dream of 'AI' is the dream of a world where you can outsource jobs to computers. it is not hard to infer from the CURRENT STATE OF THE WORLD what happens when an entire industry is outsourced. ask any non-senior animation worker in the US - oh wait, you can't, that career doesn't exist anymore
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Aura/Moom @moomanibe.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
I _really_ need tech programmers enthralled by the idea of sitting on the beach while 'AI' does your job for for you to understand that when managers sell you that fantasy, they're the ones on the beach and you're the one who's been fired so that your boss can afford a third yacht this year
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Scrib dooooon @ritatreats.bsky.social · 26/05/2025
reuploading maybe my favourite video in the fucking world
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Cris (without an H) @ambignostic.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Quaker Oats guy saying the quoted skeet
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scott daGHOSTtino @scottdagostino.ca · 20/05/2026
The great Canadian pastime is talking *about* Indigenous people but never *to* Indigenous people. And this government has shown that with neon lighting 🫤
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Micah @rincewind.run · 20/05/2026
that's what's missing from this conversation: an acknowledgement that even if we did not need a single tax dollar from the rich to fund public policy, taxing them into oblivion would still be the right thing to do in and of itself
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Morale will improve. The beatings will improve.
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Juni! 🥰 @literallyjustadog.online · 20/05/2026
nobody in my company engineering chat knows I'm pushing directly to main by typing git push with the tips of my finger nails using only my pointer fingers
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
that’s a fantastic pussy what make and model is it
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
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skeeter devilpenis @guypussy.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
stepmom porn is like sugar free candy why wouldn’t i want the incest element
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 21/11/2024
we often wonder what it might be like if the lockhorns were in an open marriage
THE OPENLOCKS - BY BUNNY HOEST & JOHN REINER
"I'M BACK FROM FUCKING"
"DON'T PUT FACE SHOTS ON OUR THRINDER"
"I ASKED YOU TO PROOF-READ MY DATING PROFILE NOT FACT CHECK IT"
"THE SWINGING IS FINE HE JUST DOESN'T LIKE THE HORS D'OEUVRES"
"WELL THIS NEW ARRANGEMENT SURE HASN'T IMPROVED YOUR COOKING"
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stovey @doorhook.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
this would fix me
A picture of a cigarette, but it’s really wide. A hand is pointing towards it and there seems to be a Coke bottle to the right. The text reads “ one really wide cigarette “
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𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 08/05/2026
if the federal government had the will and resources to round us up they wouldn't need the pretext of counterterrorism to do it
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the kiracken🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 08/05/2026
getting properly secured (tied down) before the proper OSHA approved railing
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
“Halt, traveler! To pass this way, you must determine: which one of us tells the truth, and which always lies?” “Huh, okay. Question: how much do you guys get paid?” “Paid?” “Or what about benefits, dental, medical, sick leave?” “Sick…leave?” *whispers*”have y’all ever considered a union?”
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MARA9 @maranine.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
🔮 biggest pet peeve is “dommes” who use clickers on puppies without KNOWING HOW IT WORKS stop clicking it more then once! stop clicking it before buppy has done anything! the click isn’t the reward it’s ASSOCIATED to the reward so it can be used later when buppy is conditioned!!! smh my damn head
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the kiracken🏳️‍⚧️ @kiraculous.net · 08/05/2026
microsoft making an operating system for deer bots: windoes
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cosmo (themb) @cosmomomo.social · 08/05/2026
introducing the newest innovation for the open web: a secret strike system
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Return of the Cmonstermacques @cmonmaque.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
@ratlimit @ratlimit: 19m
Is there a law saying laws must be followed?
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Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers • 6/8/22
The trouble with making crime illegal is that people are willing to break the law. To fix this, we have made breaking the law illegal.
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@ratlimit @ratlimit • 5m
Glad you can instantly recollect having said something 3 years ago. Your words must be precious to you
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• Sridhar Ramesh @RadishHarmers • 8/21/21
I remember word for word, comma for comma, every joke l've ever made, from grade school to present. But often with laughs that weren’t there
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FenoTheFext @fenothefox.com · 07/05/2026
This kiss is a choreographed fight scene
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 29/07/2024
The pain scale is absolutely not at all designed to deal with chronic pain. If you go by the purpose of a thing is what it does, its clear purpose is to force people with chronic pain to get called drug seekers, and die of OD's on street drugs
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bites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
at the psych appointment. terrified. what if they say "sorry you're completely normal, you're so normal in fact, that we have to hospitalize you"
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Marge Simpson @sprite-0fficial.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
I can't get too mad at chasers cuz honestly trans women ARE divine creations of some higher power
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rules-bound international dundridge @xenofawn.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
really really concerned by the growing "actually data centres are fine and good" takes populating this place. framing opposing them as NIMBYism is a blatant attempt to backdoor the idea that data centres are somehow good or necessary or serve some kind of public benefit
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July @therapydog.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
abolition includes bras
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Dr SpookyGoth @ghostingdani.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
If you let them ban porn, they will call you pornographic when they ban you.
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Jana H-S (she, like a knife) @jana-aych-ess.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
nothing has ever stayed the same but, maybe you're different maybe you're the exception
a patch/sticker design depicting a vial of hrt and a syringe, in trans colors, surrounded by the text "YOU ARE CHANGING ANYWAY"
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Gory Thing @korybing.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
I learned recently that it’s an insult in Germany to call someone “hobbyless” or to engage in “hobbyless behavior” and it’s become my favorite way to think of assholes who have nothing better to do than to make other people miserable. Get a hobby. Build a model train and calm down.
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Jim Ray @jimray.bsky.team · 23/04/2026
Good morning! Remember it’s “we can just do things” not “somebody should do something” get after it y’all.
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🌑 @fell.energy · 19/04/2026
they should invent a recovery that's linear
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
yeah, sorry, not doing so good today, please ignore my glowing weak spot
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Orcspiration @orcspiration.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
YOU MUST TAKE YOUR MEDICATIONS TO HAVE STRENGTH TO CRUSH YOUR ENEMIES.
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Bryce @girl.creditcard · 09/04/2026
me after she cums: okay let’s do a silly one
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July @therapydog.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
the corset? the filigree up the thigh?? the hip ball joints??? whhhhhoh
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