Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 1hso Sam Altman, the man personally responsible for the actions of his product, just shouldn't be punished whatsoever because the new version of the Suicide Encourager is slightly different? 000
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 15hLED headlights make you a Gigantic Asshole and it's not even your fault, sort of (you still chose to buy the car), it's diabolical 000
Reposted by Story Stunninghamkate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“Terrorism is Not a Game” *proceeds to AI Generate LEGO OCTOBER 7th for PS5/XBOX/PC and Switch 2* 14773102
Reposted by Story Stunninghamtoilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately 189112843072
Reposted by Story StunninghamDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII 231901377
Reposted by Story Stunninghamseason of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 07/10/2026if you aren’t otherwise familiar, bobby kotick is the guy who drank an employee’s breast milk out of the office fridge. 1256108
Reposted by Story Stunninghamjesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 19/05/2026my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED 8140293102
Reposted by Story StunninghamKatie @ohweebeasties.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Many good quote skeets of this one 286764
Reposted by Story Stunninghamrj @rj.dcellgames.com · 06/10/2026I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators. 441800443
Reposted by Story Stunninghamjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast 667306409
Reposted by Story Stunninghamryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026as an Alpha White Male Western Civilization Defender I know what to do when someone talks shit about me online: start crying and tattle to the teacher 211433117
Reposted by Story Stunninghamryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026I hate it when the woke mob tries to cancel people just because they were “credibly accused of horrific gang rape.” so when someone says they’re going to wallop me with a Tex Avery inflatable hammer, I immediately try to get them fired 132812
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026It's always the most baby-brained pissboy men who make those "reason, not emotion" arguments, y'know the kind who get their apparently-nonexistent feelings hurt when a black person exists 000
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY YOU FUCKING LOSER ASS COWARD PIGFUCK 000
Reposted by Story StunninghamSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I’m more sympathetic to the median voter (derogatory) than most people on here but it seems like the only way you can instill some sense of civic virtue is to shove the consequences directly into their face after the fact 171303124
Reposted by Story StunninghamSecretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Every single one of these stories is like this and it pisses me off to no end 892059367
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Wow can't believe things after 2016 didn't get better, I fucking wonder why that is, Jack. Maybe all those undocumented immigrants that made people not wear masks in 2020. It must rock to be live in Ohio where they don't require you to get any education whatsoever. Garbage pile masquerading as state 010
Reposted by Story StunninghamMcBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Like, if you actually admitted to yourself that things could be better if you voted for Democrats, that would make you feel bad for not doing it already, so you have to convince yourself things wouldn’t actually be better. 116520
Reposted by Story StunninghamMcBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026It’s gotten to the point where I think most “the Democrats are no better than the Republicans” narratives are basically cope 331438
Reposted by Story Stunninghamjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026remarkable piece of journalism. really worth reading. 753556900
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Amen -- a few years ago there was a ballot question about taxes and school funding or something idk, and I remembered hearing legit reasons for and against, and I almost cried because it was a glimpse at what Politics Actually Is Supposed To Be. There was no clear, thuddingly-obvious "better choice" 010
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026why are you talking about ideological differences as if "human rights shouldn't exist" is as valid an opinion as hating coffee or preferring to drive over taking the bus? And not the active cause of tens of millions of deaths right this minute because a bunch of a bunch of uneducated racist morons 000
Reposted by Story StunninghamBeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026The parish newsletter should have 1990s clip art as nature intended 1056566
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Dynamic pricing? Aight, let's do dynamic justice alongside it thenstatic.klipy.comPeanut Butter Guillotine Time!ALT: Peanut Butter Guillotine Time! 000
Reposted by Story StunninghamQuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026ok this is obviously too large a child to do this with. why would you even get yourself in that position 31315
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Literally every post about LLMs I have ever seen on the internet, my good man. It's kind of their thing. 000
Reposted by Story StunninghamNikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning 3693867743
Reposted by Story Stunninghamroterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026For a very clear comparison, emulating Magyar would be removing all the MAGA justices and judges from Federal Courts in the first 100 days. That is the scale of democratic chemotherapy we are discussing. 20823160
Reposted by Story Stunninghamroterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day. 151029252
Reposted by Story Stunninghamlauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is 321529286
Reposted by Story Stunninghamdan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn. 10244541335
Reposted by Story Stunninghamhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow 358208455026
Reposted by Story StunninghamKieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Proud to present my lifesize T. rex head, affectionately named Hannibal. I created this myself from start to finish- digital sculpture, resin 3D printing, painting, etc. Huge thanks to my friend @rj-palmer.com for instrumental crits and redlines during the sculpting process. 13839401072
Reposted by Story StunninghamSarah Nour @sarahnour.bsky.social · 29/10/2025In the oldest surviving werewolf film, Wolf's Blood (1925), an injured lumberjack is rescued by a surgeon, who gives him a blood transfusion. The lumberjack later discovers the blood came from a wolf, and fears he might be to blame for a string of murders. #WyrdWednesday youtu.be/w8ZSYxoLv28?...youtu.beWolf Blood (1925) | Full MovieYouTube video by Cabinet of Cult Classics 3299
Reposted by Story StunninghamJoe Quinones @joequinones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In many ways, we are where we are in this country because we do not sufficiently punish bad actors in the interest of ‘healing’ 3437
Reposted by Story StunninghamJoe Quinones @joequinones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It’s not that we had a criminal, corrupt president who was brazenly and unlawfully acting out against the country and his office. We simply had a PR battle that we lost. What if there were… i dunno, a “fair and balanced” network that was on ‘our side’? 1142
Reposted by Story StunninghamJoe Quinones @joequinones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Yes, slavery and insurrection are bad! We all agree about that! But do we have to be so mean to the insurrectionists? I’m sure they learned their lesson… 0102
Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026It's probably more than 9 now, this was in an old tab from who knows how many murders ago 000
Reposted by Story StunninghamSan Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 262511678
Reposted by Story StunninghamHypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.engadget.comDots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - EngadgetSure, seems safe. 611184384
Reposted by Story Stunninghamjab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 30/09/2026A CT scan of Trump's brain probably looks like a QR code by now. 371641160
Reposted by Story StunninghamCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026This is a list of all the people who are going to be getting bailed out with your tax money. I guarantee it. Not tough to call this shot. 1434194
Reposted by Story StunninghamCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Google working as intended 217025