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Story Stunningham

@thepants.bsky.social
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part-time procrastinator, full-time anxious. giant fan of Amendment 14 Sec. 3. // hit me up for freelance story consulting.

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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 1h
so Sam Altman, the man personally responsible for the actions of his product, just shouldn't be punished whatsoever because the new version of the Suicide Encourager is slightly different?
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 15h
LED headlights make you a Gigantic Asshole and it's not even your fault, sort of (you still chose to buy the car), it's diabolical
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
“Terrorism is Not a Game” *proceeds to AI Generate LEGO OCTOBER 7th for PS5/XBOX/PC and Switch 2*
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Now That's What I Call Cops Vol. XVII
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season of the bitch @m01r4.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
if you aren’t otherwise familiar, bobby kotick is the guy who drank an employee’s breast milk out of the office fridge.
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jesse, head of endorsement deals at BOOingo Wireless @killgoldfish.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
my gf works corporate and is on a training about AI and there's a word cloud for "what do you use AI for." the largest word by far is "Nothing" and the trainer is PISSED
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Katie @ohweebeasties.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Many good quote skeets of this one
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rj @rj.dcellgames.com · 06/10/2026
I actually literally do not think they realize what they've done here. Sonic isn't just a game with fans. It's basically embedded in the fabric of the internet. Since I clicked the link ten minutes ago, two THOUSAND more people joined. And it only has five channels to post in and four moderators.
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
lmao I forgot he was that guy, what a loser
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 06/10/2026
anyway in a just world a giant cartoon piano would fall on hanania and tracey in the middle of their pro rape podcast
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026
as an Alpha White Male Western Civilization Defender I know what to do when someone talks shit about me online: start crying and tattle to the teacher
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 06/10/2026
I hate it when the woke mob tries to cancel people just because they were “credibly accused of horrific gang rape.” so when someone says they’re going to wallop me with a Tex Avery inflatable hammer, I immediately try to get them fired
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It's always the most baby-brained pissboy men who make those "reason, not emotion" arguments, y'know the kind who get their apparently-nonexistent feelings hurt when a black person exists
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@Kshwenky: "A Tesla to someone in a crosswalk": Elon Musk: "I keep forgetting that you're still alive" (to @SenSanders) 11/14/2021
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH, THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY YOU FUCKING LOSER ASS COWARD PIGFUCK
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I’m more sympathetic to the median voter (derogatory) than most people on here but it seems like the only way you can instill some sense of civic virtue is to shove the consequences directly into their face after the fact
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Secretary of Defense Rock @sodrock.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Every single one of these stories is like this and it pisses me off to no end
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Wow can't believe things after 2016 didn't get better, I fucking wonder why that is, Jack. Maybe all those undocumented immigrants that made people not wear masks in 2020. It must rock to be live in Ohio where they don't require you to get any education whatsoever. Garbage pile masquerading as state
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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Like, if you actually admitted to yourself that things could be better if you voted for Democrats, that would make you feel bad for not doing it already, so you have to convince yourself things wouldn’t actually be better.
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McBoo-lie @mcjulie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
It’s gotten to the point where I think most “the Democrats are no better than the Republicans” narratives are basically cope
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/10/2026
remarkable piece of journalism. really worth reading.
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Amen -- a few years ago there was a ballot question about taxes and school funding or something idk, and I remembered hearing legit reasons for and against, and I almost cried because it was a glimpse at what Politics Actually Is Supposed To Be. There was no clear, thuddingly-obvious "better choice"
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
why are you talking about ideological differences as if "human rights shouldn't exist" is as valid an opinion as hating coffee or preferring to drive over taking the bus? And not the active cause of tens of millions of deaths right this minute because a bunch of a bunch of uneducated racist morons
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The parish newsletter should have 1990s clip art as nature intended
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Dynamic pricing? Aight, let's do dynamic justice alongside it then
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Peanut Butter Guillotine Time!
ALT: Peanut Butter Guillotine Time!
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Is BJ even in this one? Where is BJ?
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QuoProQuid @quoproquid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ok this is obviously too large a child to do this with. why would you even get yourself in that position
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Literally every post about LLMs I have ever seen on the internet, my good man. It's kind of their thing.
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Transphobes Can't Read @lordaslan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Someone tweets "gotd - How the fuck can there be anti
vaccine "witches?"

If you disagree with binding an invisible malignant entity into a single drop of potin that seals a subject's blood against the full force of that very same entity's curse then you are not and can never be a witch you're just a karen who buys rocks"
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Nikki McCann Ramírez @nikkimcr.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Trump straight up doxxed Senator Tom Cotton this morning
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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
For a very clear comparison, emulating Magyar would be removing all the MAGA justices and judges from Federal Courts in the first 100 days. That is the scale of democratic chemotherapy we are discussing.
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roterote @roterote.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The US Democrats need to look at their next Presidency as an endless sprint to obliterate MAGA, every day for years. Until the cancer is gone then there should be no time wasted on MAGA tears or conciliation. Only endless justice and rebuilding the democracy. Govern like every day is the last day.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026
I worry in the next few years we're all going to have to have some patient, complicated conversations with older or less media-engaged relatives who see the le epic trump takedown posts but do not stuff like this about who Gavin Newsom Really Is
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dan sinker @dansinker.com · 03/10/2026
You'd think that the Democratic party would be making hay over their opposition's biggest donor fighting to let his bot keep making revenge porn.
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hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yall wanna see a 2 hour old highland cow
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Kieran 🦘🇨🇦 @hellbendermuseum.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Proud to present my lifesize T. rex head, affectionately named Hannibal. I created this myself from start to finish- digital sculpture, resin 3D printing, painting, etc. Huge thanks to my friend @rj-palmer.com for instrumental crits and redlines during the sculpting process.
Life-size t rex head model from front 3/4 view. I am also in frameLife size t rex head model, from frontLife size t-rex model, from front and staring directly down the barrel of the camera
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Sarah Nour @sarahnour.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
In the oldest surviving werewolf film, Wolf's Blood (1925), an injured lumberjack is rescued by a surgeon, who gives him a blood transfusion. The lumberjack later discovers the blood came from a wolf, and fears he might be to blame for a string of murders. #WyrdWednesday youtu.be/w8ZSYxoLv28?...
youtu.be
Wolf Blood (1925) | Full Movie
YouTube video by Cabinet of Cult Classics
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 17/01/2026
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
one billion percent
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Joe Quinones @joequinones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In many ways, we are where we are in this country because we do not sufficiently punish bad actors in the interest of ‘healing’
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Joe Quinones @joequinones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It’s not that we had a criminal, corrupt president who was brazenly and unlawfully acting out against the country and his office. We simply had a PR battle that we lost. What if there were… i dunno, a “fair and balanced” network that was on ‘our side’?
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Joe Quinones @joequinones.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yes, slavery and insurrection are bad! We all agree about that! But do we have to be so mean to the insurrectionists? I’m sure they learned their lesson…
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
It's probably more than 9 now, this was in an old tab from who knows how many murders ago
In this house, we believe - Sam Altman is a killer his product has killed 9 people HE WILL KILL AGAIN this sounds kinda whack someone should stop him usually when products kill people they're taken off-market, idk
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San Diego Zoo Wildlife Alliance @sandiegozoo.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Just a lil guy and his mulberry branch 🪾
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Hypervisible @hypervisible.blacksky.app · 29/09/2026
“What if we released malware represented in the form of a cute avatar” is an actual business plan now.
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Dots are OpenAI's new personal agents and soon you'll be able to control several of them - Engadget
Sure, seems safe.
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A CT scan of Trump's brain probably looks like a QR code by now.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is a list of all the people who are going to be getting bailed out with your tax money. I guarantee it. Not tough to call this shot.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Google working as intended
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Story Stunningham @thepants.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the two faces of the unexamined life
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