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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Any good shows to watch? I need a show
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
Kevin Gaussian had his ups and downs this year but his pitching distribution has been an Integral part of this team for years
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
What's up?
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
i do not understand what the non-nefarious use case for this even is
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
This weekend I am going to really lock in and finish all the things I have been putting off, go to the gym, balance my chequebook, go for a bike ride, weed my garden, maybe start a new coding project, fund a startup, start my own startup, shave, grow a beard, with the power of ai
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scaryKB @sorrykb.myatproto.social · 13/07/2026
“No matter what you say about a senator, no matter how rude it is, it will never match the violence they very calmly and cordially enact on millions of people as a matter of course.”
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
New bicycle
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Clare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Carney calling Lindsey Graham a defender of democracy and freedom when the man made jokes on his official X account about taking over Canada is just the last straw of many last straws for me.
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anti-zionist dog 🇵🇸 @puppydoggaming.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i will say lindsey graham being asked by a reporter how mitch mcconnell is doing, answering “i don’t know, i’m going to check right now” and then dying is hilarious
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What A Time To Be Alive @whatatimepod.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
FYI
Google AI Overview for “sebulba mode”

"Sebulba mode" activates maximum Dug-species aggression. To channel the notorious Boonta Eve Classic champion, you must rely entirely on powerful vehicle tech, dirty tricks, and brute force to dominate your rivals. 

1. Channel Your Inner Dug
Drop all Jedi-like composure. As a Dug, your success doesn't stem from the Force; it's fueled by highly aggressive tactics, ruthless cheating, and incredible natural reflexes.
Crush any opponents who stand in your way. 

2. Upgrade the Podracer
To achieve peak Sebulba performance, you need the best hardware. Max out your engines, install those signature flamethrowers, and never hesitate to sabotage your rivals so you can maintain your title as the undisputed "King of the Racers".

3. Shift to Battle Racing
When traditional podracing isn't violent enough, shift into Battle Racing Mode. This hybrid of a riot race and a destruction derby lets you unleash maximum mayhem using your heavily weaponized ride.

If you're ready to take the controls yourself, you can pilot Sebulba's iconic pod in the campaign or arcade modes of Star Wars: Galactic Racer.
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
we are scarily close to general artificial intelligence
a screenshot of a facebook post of a photo of an rv with "THEY EAT BABIES IN DENVER!!!" scrawled on the back. 

meta ai suggests:
- Baby-eating restaurants in Denver
- Denver's population
- Denver's unique food scene
- Restaurants that serve babies
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Reviews for “Garfield Sits Around the House”, the seventh book in the Garfield series first published in 1983
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November 17, 2015
Garfield can make me smile when I am reading about that darned, fat cat. Always hungry, and with his mischievous attitude, Garfield always finds himself getting into trouble in one way or the other.
This lasagna-eating cat loves to pick on Odie, the dog, and Jon, his human. Is Jon really Garfield's owner? Well, Jon may think so, but I'll bet Garfield has his own ideas about that one.* **
May 17, 2022
Too much 3 Stooges type violence that i never much noticed before. Not funny! Mindless drivel!* ***
December 28, 2017
pretty funny. i like reading garfield comics in my grandparents' attic.****
garfield
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Cool cloud I saw Yesterday
A cool cloud
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
i love how every facet of the Entertainment Industry is a massive money printing machine and across its every tendril the people who actually make that money wind up broke and unemployed
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Tarnjit Parmar @tarnjitparmar.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
One employee was driving to work when the station went off air. He heard the recorded message saying it was over. That’s how he was informed he lost his job. Some found out when other media began reporting it. These employees deserved dignity and respect & Rogers chose not to provide that.
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 06/07/2026
Bruv, they have to play in Miami?? The two whitest nations playing in Miami in July LMAO
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Emily✨ @emilyoram.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I’m in absolute bits I’m so sorry if you went to bed and didn’t see this live
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George Gantsoudes @pedsortho.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I haven’t seen so many ineffective crosses in Mexico since Hernán Cortés couldn’t convert the Aztecs in 1519
Dennis Miller
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I dunno I can think of about 100 worse
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
That was a great game
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Dr. Money 5 Nothing @bug-deal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
ah, a new day. time to ruin it instantly, with Phone.
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
House of the dragon is pretty good at times
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
If I were the X-Men I would kill Apocalypse back in ancient egypt times when the plot conveniently deposited me there. Seems like the right thing to do
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
New season of xmen 97 is so good
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Bummer
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Wwwwwaoooowoeowwww
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J.M. Berger PRE-ORDER THE POPE'S HITMAN @jmberger.com · 01/07/2026
GQ, March 2021: NFTs are here to stay and the art world is having to catch up fast
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Vox Machina is sooo goood
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
I haven't seen Sweden lose to the French that badly since The Franco-Swedish War of 1805
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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Alexi Lalas omfg stfu you don’t know shit about penalties… Thierry Henry: “Alexi, have you taken any penalties?” Alexi: “Long time ago…” Thierry Henry: “At the World Cup?” Silence.
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Dick Pound @hockeyphreak.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Morocco more like Moresucko
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Tarja Porkka-Kontturi @tarjapk.bsky.social · 13/11/2025
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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Ryan Rosenblatt @ryanrosenblatt.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Hilarious day after three years of people showing their ass demanding Europe get even more spots World Cup spots
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
The Round of 16 is only reserved for true footballing nations like Canada and not mid-tier casual expanded-tournament merchants like Germany and the Netherlands
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hockey bear dot space @hockeybear.space · 30/06/2026
hand clasp meme. The two arms say "First Season of Game Of Thrones" and "World Cup Round Of 32." Their clasped hands say "Sudden NED exit"
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Amanda Mull @amandamull.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
We hebben een serieus probleem
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Morocco, more like Lessrocco, after Canada defeats you on Saturday!
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
True comedy is watching Dave Portnay trying to use a hammer
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Plover Oatt @parochialnimrod.bsky.social · 14/11/2025
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BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
I love websites, but I wish I could know what they’re powered by. I wish there was some kind of way to scroll down and know what they’re powered by.
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cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
in honour of the holiday every Paraguayan will spend half the day falling over
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Sub in Sneijder, Van Persie and Robben we need a goal.
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John Muller @johnspacemuller.com · 30/06/2026
Lot of teams look real dumb for trying to do tactics instead of simply whipping in an inch-perfect cross from the distant corner of the final third
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
how do you not love the world cup
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Will @heymynameiswill.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A ferocious battle for the right to get pumped by Canada
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
No golden goal is broadcasters' favorite rule to remind you of. Moreso than you have to go for 2 after the first OT in college football.
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
So happy
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦🇨🇦
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Greg @theninjagreg.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Davies is so much better than everyone else on the field
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