Reposted by cig-3POMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The White House accord on AI that was signed by all the big tech oligarchs today misspells United States as “Unites States.” 44767201841
Reposted by cig-3POA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hard to imagine what that would be like 23875181268
Reposted by cig-3POTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Officiant: If anyone present knows of any reason why these two should not be wed— Fan standing up in back of the church: 71 OPS+ by the way 121424203
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 22/09/2026it’s so funny that always sunny is ranked one spot behind modern family in this lol www.nytimes.com/interactive/...nytimes.comThe 100 Best TV Shows of the 21st CenturyMore than 500 influential stars, showrunners and other notable names in the world of TV voted on the best series released since Jan. 1, 2000. See what they chose. 000
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026on god if I see one ad I’m cancelling immediately 000
Reposted by cig-3POBlue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Breaking: Tilly Norwood has been deleted from the server to make room for best_football_crotchshots.wmv 679287
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I got my laughs in at united but this Brighton team seems pretty good tbf, I respect that they’re willing to go at arsenal 010
Reposted by cig-3POStandplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 29/10/2024 141692
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026good lord is there anywhere or anytime the Toronto subway runs faster than a brisk fucking walk right now?? 100
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Never doing any music trivia nights with Connor I’ll tell u that for free 000
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I swear Nick folk has been 41 for the last 7 years 000
Reposted by cig-3POCube (1997, Dir. Vincenzo Natali) @prototypecube.bsky.social · 17/03/2025"all empires fall but it's rare you see one jump" 31066145
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 10/09/2026wow the patriots catching a break with a west division team losing their starting qb? Now I’ve seen it all 000
Reposted by cig-3POMike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Thinking about this exchange today 34181034489
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I’m trying to book a hotel in Paris and what the hell are these baguette mfs on with these prices 001
Reposted by cig-3POyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 07/09/2026fucked up that nigel farage is a brexiteer and pro-crypto. makes it hard to criticize him, what with him being eurodivergent and a miner 511836425
Reposted by cig-3POGlyn Bowerman @glynbowerman.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Meanwhile, over at the Bradford campaign… 2919331
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026“Podcast allegations” in the first sentence, they are so mad 021
Reposted by cig-3PODrawPlayDave @thedrawplay.com · 02/09/2026Kawhi immediately leading Toronto to a second title might be the funniest thing that could happen now 2573
Reposted by cig-3POJason Concepcion @netw3rk.bsky.social · 02/09/2026so how do we think this trio got it so wrong? NBA trial balloon? League office mole hunt? 5362164
Reposted by cig-3POBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there. 146142262079
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 02/09/2026my main q about the clippers thing is whether this took so long because the league was sussing out what punishment the clippers would swallow 100
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026taking cues from the American maga line of “why weren’t people upset when Obama renamed stuff in entirely different contexts” 000
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 31/08/2026death, taxes, and unai emery teams treating every arsenal game like it’s the World Cup final 010
Reposted by cig-3POJonesy @loanseyjonesy.bsky.social · 26/08/2026lol good luck navigating 14 tariff regimes in one country, Jim Beam 513929
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 27/08/2026I’m signing an executive order to rename Lake Michigan to Lake Ontario II 010
Reposted by cig-3POClaire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026JKR had her chance at a future where she would be remembered forever for getting kids to fall in love with reading, and instead she will be remembered as a stochastic terrorist on the wrong side of one of 21st century history’s foremost civil rights battles, and I do think that’s somewhat sinking in 83018486
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 25/08/2026this bit always reminds of the warriors (?) fan who brought a poster to a game that said LeBron would no longer be known as king James and would instead be known as loser cry baby James or something like that 100
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 24/08/2026trade talks in the sense of “talking” about “trading” away Canadian sovereignty? 010
Reposted by cig-3PODan Why-Ner @danweiner.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It's only August but we have a goal of the season candidate in the English Championship from Bristol City's Dom Ballard. 419958
Reposted by cig-3POCharlotte Clymer @charlotteclymer.bsky.social · 22/08/2026My friend: “Did you see that video of Kacey Musgraves performing while seated on disco truck nuts?” Me: “…what?” [looks up video] Me: “You know, I honestly I don’t know what I was expecting.” 2265037825
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 22/08/2026United lost to Hull??? Good lord we might win the league by 40 pts this year 000
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 13/08/2026watched ep 4 of espn jeopardy last night and just got mad again because it was the worst game of jeopardy I’ve ever seen 130
Reposted by cig-3POJesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/08/2026What is this Jimmy Neutron Jersey Shore madness 6564
Reposted by cig-3POScott Matla @callmescort.bsky.social · 09/08/2026We need to bully Harry Potter adults much more 0338
Reposted by cig-3POMorris “Day and The Time” Katz @vodkasnowflake.bsky.social · 08/08/2026omg lol 362344365
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 07/08/2026wow I can’t believe Susan Collins said she would vote against the president and it turned out senate republicans still had the votes to give the president what he wanted 000
Reposted by cig-3POpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026“The theatre needs to show other films and even if it didn’t the audience likely have obligations that require them to leave the theatre eventually” 212264182
Reposted by cig-3POJoe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026We used to have Bob Hope, Johnny Cash, and Richard ICBMs... 227227
cig-3PO @perjurytraphaus.bsky.social · 04/08/2026watching espn jeopardy and Keegan Michael key revealing his bet against Jon hamm had me hooting and hollering 000
