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@raiderjesse.bsky.social
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 16h
@charminggrump.bsky.social your hotdog cart still a thing?
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 16h
Walked into the bar and they instantly played Ride Wit Me. Their chopped unc radar was on point.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What have I done.
Me with two nose waxers shoved up my nose.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I have the unrelenting urge to go to the Flea Market, I mean St Marys Market. Ive not been in 15 years and I just really wanna go.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Oilers season opener is coming up, but I'm going to play some fucking dungeons and dragons instead. I got some pirates to fucking kill.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
At & Juliet
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Max Fawcett @maxfawcett.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
If the Alberta NDP had any jam they'd go after this *hard* and call out the premier's ongoing campaign to turn Albertans into victims and whiners. That's not the Alberta of Lougheed, Notley...not even Klein. Instead, they'll probably talk about how these grievances are "legitimate". #abpoli
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Retirement
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Feeling fancy
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Nikes | AlexLeeDee @alexleedee.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
All AI generated content can do is waste your time. It is, in this sense, stealing your life, the precious finite time you have on this earth from you, every second you are forced to interact with it, forcing you to look at its meaninglessness. It is a mindless vampire.
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jess m. ☕🍂 @jametc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I am watching this AI drama like I'm TMZ right now so after getting exposed for sniping that physics prize by stealing some legit mathematicians' work, and that one quitter who was like "it's gonna kill us all" suddenly elon and sam altman are both are like "hmm maybe we should scale back"
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Not reading this and just gonna assume it's because of the rise of Clown Girls
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Dean Baker @deanbaker13.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Our threesome can ensure that doesn't happen by just shutting down their companies. It really is that simple. If they believe what they are saying, shut the damn things down, don't go crying to the government for help.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Day 10 of low back/sciatic pain but finally some improvement! Don't think I'll be making all the Purple City Shows I wanted now tho
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Wish you were here.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Bars open and some such
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I miss my friends who deactivated their accounts. I'm too exhausted to find new people to shitpost with.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Happy PSL day to those that celebrate
VENTI ICE PUMPKIN CREAM SHAKEN ESPRESSO OAT DRINK FROM STARBUCKS
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Excite.
WWE Edmonton!
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
When you are ensuring you support local and Canadian make sure you don't forget about local strippers.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 22/08/2026
'Resistance to data centers is chatbot eugenics' holy christ some people are cooked
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Bruce Arthur @brucearthur.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
Danielle Smith loves flirting with disloyalty to the country, it’s one of her favourite things
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I dont care what anyone thinks. Yoshi old spice smells great and I like smelling like watermelon candy.
Yoshi old spice Brooklyn bounce
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Fine I'll go it alone. Trying Orbe out.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Dragonlance Chronicals
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
None of my go out friends are available. I need to find some new friends. Maybe this website adult friend finder is what I need. I am am adult in need of friends.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I just got really stoned now wanna go out and eat some tacos or something.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
You know who
Toad and Frog on a bike labeled Fuck the Police
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
I just watched the Devil Wears Prada for the first time and I don't think Miranda is that bad. I don't know what that says about my lived experiences.....
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Lovely day for some beer I think.
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PMG @pmg2point0.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
My buddy works for EA and he gave me an early copy of #NHL27 and the career mode this year is incredibly realistic.
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David🇵🇸 @ididtheiggy.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
ROSTER
FORMATION
CANAD
2026 HLINKA GRETZKY CUP
COUPE HLINKA-GRETZKY 2026
August 3-8, 2026 / 3-8 août 2026
Edmonton, AB
N°
Name
Nom
P
P
S/C
T/C
Ht.
Taille
Wt.
Poids
Born
DON
Hometown
Ville d'origine
Team
Equipe
1
Sam Berthiaume
G
L/G
6'4"
180
11/17/09
Stellarton, NS
Cape Breton (LHJMQ)
31
Leif Oaten
G
L/G
6'2%"
185
10/03/09
Calgary, AB
Lethbridge (WHL)

Boston Tait

L/G
6'1"
198

Estevan, SK
Wenatchee (WHL)

Malik L'Italien

L/G
6'34"
201

Montréal, QC
Halifax (LHJMQ)
ON O
Matt Henderson

L/G
5'11%*
172

Sarnia, ON
Kingston (OHL)

Landon DuPont

R/D
5'11"
192

Calgary, AB
Everett (WHL)
12
Brock Cripps

R/D
5'11"
166
!!!!
Victoria, BC
Prince Albert (WHL)
24
Quinn Norman

L/G
6'0%*
174

St. John's, NL
Newfoundland (LHJMQ)
26
Cooper McAslan

R/D
6'24¼"
195

Bowmanville, ON
London (OHL)
8
Charlie Murata
F/A
R/D
5'11½"
186
02/15/09
Toronto, ON
Flint (OHL)
14
Camryn Warren
F/A
R/D
5'8%
163
03/07/09
Vaughan, ON
North Bay (OHL)
15
Brock Chitaroni
F/A
R/D
6'0"
190
01/27/09
Marathon, ON
Ottawa (OHL)
16
Brock England
F/A
L/G
5'11"
175
08/22/09
Red Deer, AB
Seattle (WHL)
17
Ryerson Edgar
F/A
R/D
5'11"
170
07/30/09
Holland Landing, ON
Niagara (OHL)
18
Benjamin Veitch
F/A
L/G
6'2"
192
10/11/09
St. John's, NL
Newfoundland (LHJMQ)
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Maddox Schultz
F/A
L/G
5'10"
183
03/15/10
Regina, SK
Regina (WHL)
20
Ben Harvey
F/A
R/D

187
08/06/09
Edmonton, AB
Prince Albert (WHL)
21
Kayden Stroeder
F/A
L/G
6'0%"
165
03/01/09
Saskatoon, SK
Edmonton (WHL)
23
Liam Pue
F/A
R/D
6'0½2"
188
02/16/10
Langley, BC
Regina (WHL)
27
Jaakko Wycisk
F/A
R/D
6'1 ½"
204
03/16/09
Tecumseh, ON
Guelph (OHL)
29
Aleks Kulemin
F/A
L/G
6'3½½*
190
03/20/09
Woodbridge, ON
Kingston (OHL)
42
Alexis Joseph
F/A
L/G
6'4%¼"
205
06/16/09
Lachenaie, QC
Saint John (LHJMQ)ONSON SHEEMEY

JEROMY_GRIDE
DARRYL
ARCHI DELD

SCOTT DOUROUE
ANATOL I SMORIN

SHOWN FURCOTTE
REY MCSRIFF

DEAN WESREY
GLENALLEN MIXON
MIKE TRUK

MARIO MCRLWAIN

DWIGT RORTUGAL
RAUL CHAMGERLAIN

TIM SANDAELE
KEVIN NOGILNY

KARL DANDLETON
TONY SMEHRIK

MIKE SERNANDEZ
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
New Glasses
Selfie with new serial killer top bar thin frame glasses.  Definitely not fishing for complements.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
When talking about work I just said we have some "Tires in the Fire" instead of "Irons in the Fire" by mistake and honestly, that's far more accurate.
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Taylor Noakes @taylornoakes.com · 23/07/2026
Danielle Smith wants to sacrifice 200 billion litres of water so AI data centres can create virtual girlfriends and hallucinate conspiracy theories for suburban basement dwellers Not a great use of resources #cdnpoli
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I have put my back out so am currently laying in bed bored. If I suddenly interact with 5 of your posts from the last week I'm probably not stalking you, probably.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
if you approach your interpersonal relationships this way you deserve to die alone
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Thank god
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
One of the benefits of day drinking is getting home before 8 so all your bad decisions are basicly just should I eat a half pizza or a full pizza.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
A Quarter?????????? Wtf is wrong with you all.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
My hair has gone awol and landed in the early 90's. Going to have to make a decision to cut or grow it out real soon.
Me and some very 90s bangs
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Gotta have better efforts at goal there
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Balls again
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Well at least the Inter World Cup Final streak continues
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Balls
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
@ididtheiggy.bsky.social Do I want Djed or Romero for Inter?
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Nice to see McGregor blow his knee out instantly.
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Jesse @raiderjesse.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Fuck
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