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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13h

Eric Schmitt (R-MO) posterized… himself. Muahahahahahahaha

Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13h

The Land of 10,000 Losses I see the Minnesota Lynx decided to yet again participate in the proud tradition of Minnesota sports teams colossally blowing it in the playoffs.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

damn that's crazy. so was he totally free of emotions when he missed back-to-back-to-back game winning field goals against the Seahawks in 2005, just pure Being Bad At Kicking with no mental factors at all

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Every time I hear Yaz Ryan’s name I think of the english synth pop duo. It’s a positive association.

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I am no lawyer, but forcing Chicago to complete their final 4+ games feels like a violation of the eighth amendment (both for the players and fans).

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Tara Rudd is playing like Emma Hayes texted her last Saturday and told her she wasn’t getting an October call up

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

“Next time Bea, we amputate.” — Lorne Donaldson, probably

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

The GOAT

Goal from Trinity Rodman (Assist by Trinity Rodman)

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Direct hit! @roey.bsky.social is the Ukranian drone operator of WoSo bluesky posting. Precise, tactical, clever.

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

I feel like were watching this Stars v Spirit game through the window of an 18th century British cottage

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Uno just played the 🚫 card on Sam Kerr

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

HELL YEAH MORGAN WEAVER BET THAT FELT F*CKING GOOD

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Dante’s Inferno: The Nine Circles of Hell.

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Gotta give it to Portland, they aren’t boring! (Derogatory)

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Taylor Suarez: eight seconds, two touches, one banger

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Savy King to Maddie Dahlien (probably), “I was legally dead for 3 minutes, what’s your problem?!”

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

The only thing that sucks worse than Ed Sheeran’s music is Ed Sheeran’s understanding of the word “complicit.”

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

only a select few players deserve a perma green light… Dominik Szoboszlai is one of them. Absolute facemelter.

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AP-3 @allprologue.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

banda only making a million (plus) is insane, really bad actually

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Maybe the Portland Thorns should stop hiring guys named Rob to manage the club.

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

So Trin’s bf is gonna get crushed straight sets, isn’t he?

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

Such a bummer that Ben Shelton isn’t there to support Trinity today. I know he’s got a little game or something later, but he plays tennis, which is not a serious sport and has nowhere near the global popularity of soccer.

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morgan @mortymo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You invited Ted Cruz onto College Game Day. What did you expect, Texas?

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

DEAR GOD ASHLEY SANCHEZ THERE ARE CHILDREN IN ATTENDANCE

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Moth @walkingminnesota.com · 13/09/2026

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Oregon… wtf!!! Now, I’m sitting in a pool, dissociating… how’s your Saturday going?

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

This Oregon team is gonna take a year off of my life.

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Every time I finish watching a five hour tennis match I think to myself, “what the fuck are you doing? This is your 8th favorite sport.”

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

This is a good reminder that I should never coach my (nonexistent) children

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

The worst part about great tennis — the powerlessness I feel to do anything but continue watching

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AP-3 @allprologue.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

so ben is having the best service game of his life in the fifth set. which is a great time to do that lol

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Trinity Rodman’s bf hitting a 144 mph serve at 2:58am is wild

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Gotta be honest I’m pretty nervous for Trinity Rodman’s boyfriend.

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

“Who put Goldschläger in my water bottle? Not funny, guys.” — Carlos Alcaraz, between puke towels

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If this goes 5 sets I’m hopping on the Peloton because the guilt of watching others exhaust themselves without suffering a bit myself will kick in

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

It’s amazing to watch a “not at full strength” Carlos Alcaraz turn the tide against a “playing the game of his life” Ben Shelton… the gap between #2 and #8 is a chasm.

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Eric Mallory Morgan @ericmakesmistakes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

No curfew at the US Open rules. Snort adderall you babies.

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