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Andrew Neumann

@theneumann64.bsky.social
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New York Sports, Liberal Politics, Hazy IPA’s, and Pro Wrestling.

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Skip, the Online New Yorker (terrifying, i know) @badposter.lol · 07/10/2026
more business owners need to be like this
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I swear to God. STOP YELLING AT MY FUCKING EMPLOYEES. They are children. This job, for most of them is their first. They are going to make mistakes. They aren't in charge of anything. This can all be fixed with a smile and a polite attitude. It's ice cream for crying out loud. Grow up and act your age.
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On This Day in Simpsons History @dailysimpsons.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
33 years ago today, Sideshow Bob first met his old archenemy: Rakes. #TheSimpsons episode “Cape Feare” first aired October 7, 1993.
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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Announcing the merger with Titanic footage is an incredible bit
David Ellison • @ellisonskyd... 2h
What once was the peak, is now just the beginning.
Paramount and Warner Bros. shaped over a century of culture. By combining them, we aren't rewriting history — we're equipping these iconic studios with a more powerful engine. Together, we are Skydance: a creative-first ho Show
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/10/2026
Willson Contreras just finished his home run trot. His bag was waiting for him at home
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Pinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
that’s right, 2026 Knicks NBA Champion Josh Hart
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Ami Fields-Meyer @fieldsmeyer.com · 28/09/2026
You think we’re just going to move on from the secret police rounding up our neighbors?
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Having Army put together a game-winning drive against you has to be so brutal. You can see it coming for 45 minutes and can’t do anything about it. Like the guy in Austin Powers getting run over by a steamroller
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Chris Murphy @chrismurphyct.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Here's some unsolicited advice for my Democratic friends - in office and running. Think twice before hiring consultants who are cozying up to private equity, signing up to defend prediction markets, or telling candidates to not say what they actually feel about the big AI companies.
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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I thought the whole value proposition of being a trump supporter was that it let you off the hook for caring about anything except yourself. But now they're expected to get furious about Products being Woke on a weekly basis and I just don't see the appeal even for the stupid and the selfish
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@TOS_Violator

the only lasting 9/11 memory i have is when the budweiser ad with the kneeling clydesdales came on during the super bowl and i said "those horses are praying to mecca" and my friend's uncle got so mad that he had to go in the backyard
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Watching them unveil the Seahawks championship banner and thinking about how they’re gonna do this for the Knicks
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
70% of everything that is happening now is this screenshot
Mr Burns boxing a much bigger and stronger guy 

YOU'RE GOING DOWN, MY FRIEND.
YES, SIR, MR. BURNS.
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 27/08/2026
begin boardwalk, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
begin boardwalk, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
The big fella is really hitting the Unconscious In An Open Parachute stance strongly here. It's been some time since he broke this one out.
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This is the last thing you want happening if you’re going door to door as a dessert chef while wearing a fake mustache along with your cat who is also wearing a fake mustache
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 18/08/2026
I remember beating this guy in Punch-Out on the NES.
King Hippo from Punch-Out!!  A large blob of a man in sprite form with a crown on his head.
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The Picture of Doriane Gros @grosdoriane.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Steve Harvey Family Feud: We asked 100 married men - Name something you do with your wife that you shouldn't do with other women 50 Year Old Man: Steve, I would have to say "have sex" Family Feud Steve Harvey:
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college football enthusiast @tacoenthusiast.swifties.social · 14/08/2026
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Ken Plume @kenplume.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
HALF NELSON was a 1985 Joe Pesci TV series that was cancelled after 9 episodes, but its intro seems to last forever via an escalating cavalcade of absurd cast reveals, underscored by a theme song that feels like a gag gift when you can't license "I Love L.A."...
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
these guys need to go to jail for this, theres no coming back from this without it
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Rob Reiner Fan @rob-reiner-fan.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Make your own interpretation.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 27/07/2026
zipper ride, morey's pier, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
zipper ride, morey's pier, wildwood, new jersey, 1978
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Those who share this will be taken to jail with no court date set in the immediate future.
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
@yellowcardigan

My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>

Me (to myself): This is great. I'm going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Has anyone noticed that this fifty year old song where a guy literally screams the words at you actually has some critiques of the Vietnam war
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
All good art provokes a reaction from the viewer.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
The Democratic presidential debates need to have spring loaded traps underneath each candidate and any time one of them says "we need to move on" or "I'm focused on the future, not the past" they should be immediately launched through the roof of the auditorium.
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 12/07/2026
correct you if you’re wrong?? bitch this is the internet i’ll correct you even if youre right
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Bringing one of the best tweets of all time over to Bluesky in honour of the Three Lions QF victory
TODAY IS GONNA BE THE DAY THAT THEY'RE GONNA THROW IT BACK TO YOU-
BUY NOW! HUMMUS AND A
WOW!! 
EXTRA LARGE FALAFEL MEAL FOR 2!!!
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 10/03/2026
Big Stretch. RT if you agree
Liza doing a Big Stretch
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
CNN is so far in the crapper at this point they probably wouldn't even fire him. They'll let him mumble a half-assed apology like a glitchy ChatGPT owning up to a "hallucination" and just go right back to him for that straight talk about the right.
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

transgender valley authority @Grey_Athena
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[Inside the Mesoamerican Ballgame League]
Ernie: "An absolutely shocking upset today, the top-seeded Tenochtitlan Eagles lost to the Tlacopan Jaguars in an action-packed playoff match"
Shaq: "Where they goin, Chuck?"
Charles: "Sacrificed to Huitzilopochtli"
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transgender valley authority @Grey_... 4h Kenny: The new guys don't know what the game was like. Bring back the sacrifices.
Chuck: I saw one of these new players say that we played against "weavers and peasants" back in our day, that we don't get how it's changed.
Shaq: And you still got no rings playing against them
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Todd in the Shadows @shadowtodd.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
incredible pull. truly the greatest wedding ever to happen at Madison Square Garden
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 02/07/2026
Look man, I know that you hate the President or whatever but this makes you look like a turd in a punch bowl and whoever’s attracted to it should be viewed with suspicion. Go have some fun instead of getting mad about the same stuff you’re already mad at.
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Fred Katz @fredkatz.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Mitchell Robinson's eight years with the Knicks should go down as a tremendous success story. Second-round pick from humble beginnings who didn't just stick in the league — he became an all-time rebounder, top-notch defender, well-liked teammate and key cog on a title team.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
When it’s time to foul Mitch 37 times per game in the playoffs next year
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Nino Brown Meme
Alt: Nino Brown Meme
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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 01/07/2026
Here's Cade Cavalli striking out Willson Contreras and screaming "sit down boy!" at him. Really nice and a great week for it. Does Manfred 1) do the obvious thing or 2) do nothing because he doesn't want a Turning Point spokesman to do a viral tweet about how he won't watch baseball anymore
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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
So he's gonna advocate for all people with depression to get four months off for rehabilitation, right? And he's gonna tell RFK jr to fuck off with his quest to limit the medication that Kean is very clearly taking to be functional?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 30/06/2026
POCAN: Morally, isn't it wrong to facilitate the death of children? RUSSELL VOUGHT: Isn't it wrong to contribute to civic engagement in Zimbabwe? POCAN: Look, you're not Confucius, sir
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
Once every 3-4 hours I will remember the Knicks won the NBA championship and give a little fist-pump and quietly say "we did it" to myself. I was probably averaging 10+ of these per day right after the title but we're still getting a few every day
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Acyn @acyn.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
AOC: The Republican Party’s brand is fear. They constantly want Americans in fear of somebody because, if you are not afraid of someone who is your neighbor, you’re going to realize who’s actually pickpocketing you.
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Joshua Erlich @joshuaerlich.bsky.social · 08/03/2026
friends, I have brought you a gift
TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 1d
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Birth of a Nation is a misunderstood film, IMO, depiction is not endorsement, and DW Griffith's contributions to cinematography shouldn't be overshadowed by the fact that some people decided to interpret his film as supporting controversial political agendas.
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TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h
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Wait, I just found some clips online.
That's... look, I'll take Griffith at his word that he wasn't trying to seem borderline-fanatically bigoted, but really man; this could have used a second draft.
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TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h
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Oh, fuck.
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TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h
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Yes, I can see why people thought he was promoting intolerance here.
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TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 3h
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Was it just impossible to find mixed-race extras back then? All of these half-breed northern soldiers are played by white actors in makeup!目
TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsk... • 2h
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Huh. The film's treatment of Lincoln is surprisingly sympathetic. I think I can see what Griffith was going for, but some of the choices he made really detract from the more nuanced ideas he wanted to put across (why do the black characters speak like that?)
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TheCybersmith @thecybersmith.bsky.social
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THAT'S NOT A TRIAL! THAT@S JUST MURDER WITH EXTRA STEPS!
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