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Nathan Human

@thehumanish.co.uk
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Curious asker of questions for fun and work. Sometime storyteller. thehumanish.co.uk

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Film Stories @filmstories.bsky.social · 14h
Film Stories is launching a new, horror-focused newsletter! Here’s how to sign up to House Of Horrors to get the latest horror news and features, delivered straight to your inbox. filmstories.co.uk/news/house-o...
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House Of Horrors | A new weekly horror newsletter is here!
Film Stories is launching a new, horror-focused newsletter! Here’s how to sign up to House Of Horrors to get it weekly to your inbox.
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gav @gavinmit.bsky.social · 17h
this needs a push to help going through october if you can help our friend carry on getting the therapy they need. shares also appreciated, thanks 🙏 www.gofundme.com/f/vital-ther...
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Donate to Vital therapy for a much-loved comrade, organized by Friends Helping with Therapy
- Update added (21 Oct) We urgently need your help for vital t… Friends Helping with Therapy needs your support for Vital therapy for a much-loved comrade
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Adam Roberts @adamroberts.bsky.social · 14h
Reupping this 4-part thread from this morning, in case there are any Historians of the Pen, who can help me out.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 27/09/2026
@wormito.bsky.social Wanted to check if you were watching before I do spoilers on United game…
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 27/09/2026
I got my brother into using the bird identifier app. He loves it. I get screenshots of what’s been in his garden. This morning he sent an audio recording saying ‘unusual bird noise in the garden this morning.’ I listened then replied: “That’s a squirrel.”
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 25/09/2026
I’m sort of enjoying the x-rated soap opera history of The Last Kingdom, but I have been somewhat distracted thinking how much @andiedelicacy.bsky.social would appreciate all this guyliner.
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John Cullen @nellucnhoj.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My vote for Crisp Sandwich Day to be an international event. Carbs with your carbs is delicious!
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 25/09/2026
These people are dangerous idiots. Which is, you know, a bad kind of idiot.
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
me: no worries (galadriel voice) but they were all of them deceived, for another worry was made
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 23/09/2026
Made me blush. Such a mug.
A mug on a shelf - it is white with black base and handle, and a black moustache over black writing saying: ‘HELLO HANDSOME’. There is a price tag attached.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 23/09/2026
You wanna talk solid marketing for questionable products? FAMILY ‘Blood is thicker than water.’ The Mitchells in Eastenders. Mob films. That one with the women who knit. Trying to convince you it’s a duty to spend time with that weird uncle or the sibling who sucks.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Cheers.
Photo of a pint of ale outside on a pub garden table, looking up at blue sky and clouds that actually look like they might have rain
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 22/09/2026
Huh. So ‘The Man With Two Brains’ was more documentary than comedy? med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...
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Human brain is two separate organs, Stanford Medicine-led research finds
Stanford Health Care delivers the highest levels of care and compassion. SHC treats cancer, heart disease, brain disorders, primary care issues, and many more.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 20/09/2026
This Manchester United squad reminds me of some classes I’d see in see schools. A problem class. Then there would a new supply teacher or stand in and TAs, kids and staff would comment how different they were and get encouraged. Two weeks later: back to being feral little pirates.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 20/09/2026
Nice spot for morning tea and carrot cake.
Photo of the back of a chair and shrubbery with Ely Catherdral in the background.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 19/09/2026
@wormito.bsky.social equaliser felt inevitable but what a performance after the previous games!
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 19/09/2026
I think I slept funny on my big toe.
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Massimo (mirror) @rainmaker1973-m.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
A farmer watching the Irish Open surrounded by his cows. When people talk about being effortlessly cool, this is who they're talking about. Original post
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CEEFAUX @ceefaux.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
22.00 FILM: GODCILLA
When nuclear tests off the cost of Merseyside disturb her slumber, a 300ft high redhead with huge teeth and a booming roar brings fear and a lorra lorra destruction to the surrounding areas.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 18/09/2026
Granted ‘Take on Me’ is a banger, but the drop in the intro to ‘Sun Always Shines on TV’ at the minute mark is just chef’s kiss.
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FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF @sofarrsogud.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
But they were all of them deceived, for another Duran was made
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 17/09/2026
Look, I’m not complaining but we didn’t get Flant Day round our way this year.
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Ryan Kelly @ryankelly.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Exciting News: i’ll be officially unemployed as of this Friday. Need an artist? Think of me as a possibility. Paying work only, please. Here’s a page from a recent Funrama as a sample (Funrama written, drawn + created by me on my patreon)
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Sudden Beth @youreacuntmate.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Ophelia by john Everett millais
"Omfg hamlet do I look like I care"
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 16/09/2026
@wormito.bsky.social looking forward to seeing Shea Lacey tonight. Makes up for the odd story about JJ Gabriel!
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Naomi Klein @naomiaklein.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Big thanks to @redemmas.org in Baltimore for giving us the perfect tote bag for the End Times Fascism book tour. Out today! @astra.bsky.social naomiklein.org/end-times-fa...
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 14/09/2026
I don’t trust any content creator that can’t flip a video the right way round.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 14/09/2026
What is this humid muggy bullshit?
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
that doesn’t give them much time bsky.app/profile/osin...
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 13/09/2026
@wormito.bsky.social Phew. Bills save the weekend! And your prediction could easily have come to pass!
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Why no bank holidays from now until Christmas? This is why.
Scene is a Victorian drawing room; a group of gentlemen is assembled for a meeting. At the front of the room, stood at a large blackboard, is SIR JOHN LUBBOCK, the inventor of bank holidays. The board has a calendar drawn on it. Also in the room is a SMALL DOG sat on the floor. 

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LUBBOCK:
And so gentlemen, I, Sir John Lubbock, hereby announce

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LUBBOCK:
The invention of ‘bank holidays’!
 
Legally protected days off work, for the whole nation to rest. 

AUDIENCE:
CLAP CLAP CLAP 

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LUBBOCK (marking days on the calendar):

My first two bank holidays shall be at Easter...
and then another straight after in May...

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LUBBOCK:
And then - what the hell - another one in May! 

And then one in August!

AUDIENCE:
Hurrah!

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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
So many, Sir John?

LUBBOCK (grabbing him by the lapel, his face ecstatic)
Life is for living, man!

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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
And then in the Autumn, sir….?

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[Lubbock looks sideways. He is distracted by the SMALL DOG. It has started scooting its bum across the floor]

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LUBBOCK:
Ugh. 

[his face has dropped, it's totally grossed him out]

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LUBBOCK:
OK that'll do

AUDIENCE MEMBER:
What? 

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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Is that it? You’ve put loads in the summer…

LUBBOCK:
Yeah 

no more bank holidays till Christmas. 

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AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Sir - have you just condemned future generations to long winters of unalleviated toil... because you saw my dog scooting its arse and it killed your vibe?

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LUBBOCK:
It's so gross 

AUDIENCE MEMBER:
Rollo can’t help it! 

[dog continues to scoot across floor]

[Ends]
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 12/09/2026
@wormito.bsky.social West Ham 2 Lionesses 0 👀
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 10/09/2026
*Adds to list of reasons not to go where people are.
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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Absolutely fascinating to think that every single one of us is descended from either Fred & Wilma Flinstone or Barney & Betty Rubble.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 10/09/2026
This whole series is fascinating and sad and depressing. The reliance so many people have on chatbots should be way more worrying than whether AI is going to set off a nuke. podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/b...
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Black Box: The Chatbots
Documentary Podcast · Series · People are becoming convinced they have made scientific breakthroughs, cured diseases or invented new technologies using AI chatbots. What does this reveal about a techn...
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 09/09/2026
Morning. My first cheesecake was a success yesterday. Might make a banana cake today. (The job hunt is going great, not sure why you ask.)
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 08/09/2026
Get fucked.
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Jacque S @arminthedoor.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I asked AI what was wrong with AI creating posters/flyers for businesses, and it wrote a piece on The Loss of Human Intent.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 08/09/2026
I don’t want to cause any trouble, but I think I’m going to make a cheesecake today.
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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
And this is why we need comedians (his name is Clayton English)
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 05/09/2026
Now playing:
Photo of the vinly album Thompson Twins: Into The Gap.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 05/09/2026
25 years ago…
Screenshot of BBC news story with headline : UN votes to adopt new world map to reflect Africa’s true size. It has a picture of much larger Africa too. Shot of CJ Cregg in in The West Wing pointing at accurate map of the world.
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 04/09/2026
@wormito.bsky.social COME ON UNITED
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 04/09/2026
Trying to imagine the excitment of preppers seeing this news story today: www.theguardian.com/environment/202…
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 03/09/2026
Good morning. It is September and still dark but also still warm at 5.30am It is confusing.
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Glennyrodge @glennyrodge.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
[police car passes on the motorway] POLICEMAN (mouthing): pull over ME (mouthing): no, it's a cardy. Do you like it?
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Nathan Human @thehumanish.co.uk · 02/09/2026
Good morning. I have acccepted middle age and let this series add some big laughs to my last few days.
Image for the podcast ‘I’m Sorry I Haven’t A Clue’ with Jack Dee standing in front of red curtains looking he’s questioning you taking the last pink wafer.
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The Seldom Seen Kid @seldom-seen-kid.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
They're all dead, Dave.
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: in a diner, a waitress looks over her shoulder to watch a TV mounted on the wall. A news reporter is one screen, surrounded with text that reads FOUR DEAD and DEVELOPING STORY. The reporter says, “please be advised— the murderer is still at large.” Panel 2: the reporter continues, “here’s their photo.” He gestures with his pen towards a photo next to him. The photo is a guinea pig wearing a multicolored propeller hat. Panel 3: the waitress watches the TV pensively. Behind her at the diner counter is a guinea pig in a propeller hat, seated before a plate with an entire head of lettuce. This may be the murderer in question but at this stage I’d only be speculating.
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Sarah Dempster @dempster2000.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
The Eighteen Ronnies
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