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thehorrorkid

@thehorrorkid.bsky.social
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Everyone's weird uncle. Xennial. Emotionally ancient manchild. Gonna like your selfie. He/Him

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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 26/07/2026
Not many know that 50 Cent appropriated the term Wanksta from compulsive masturbators so they were forced to pay him back in kind by stealing the word Goon from thugs.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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lumberjack wharfie @lumberjackwharfie.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
folks is it "smoothgroin" to think rape is bad
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Jordan Henderson with 0 minutes played one yellow card and a broken arm might be the single greatest statline in WC history
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Look if you think it’s fine for Trump to corruptly get a red card revoked (or “suspended”) bc FIFA is already corrupt, maybe you understand the MAGA mindset better than you think. “All politicians are corrupt so it’s ok for Trump to be corrupt” is a very common maga rationalization
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Audrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen
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thehorrorkid @thehorrorkid.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Hot new DARVO video dropped youtube.com/shorts/8Geq4...
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blame the victim
YouTube video by The Dream Eaters
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dannyodwyer @dannyodwyer.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
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Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
But it’s just the price I pay Destiny is calling me Guess I might be out of luck ‘Cause I’m—
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thehorrorkid @thehorrorkid.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
Our horses loved Pepsi. One of my core memories is my stepdad sharing his glass bottles of Pepsi
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Meade Krosby @meadekrosby.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
Things that help calm the nervous system, quickly: - Box breathing (in for 4, hold for 4, out for 4, hold for 4, repeat) - Immerse your face in cold water (activates mammalian dive reflex) - Humming (stimulates vagus nerve) - Exercise (anything helps, outside even better) - Impeachment and removal
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 07/04/2026
Chiitan loves transgender people from the bottom of my heart🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 From a fairy like Chiitan, it seems natural for everyone to live as their true selves. That’s why, until the day Chiitan disappears and is gone, I’ll keep sending gentle messages so that all transgender people can live happily.
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
Not beating those "Great Satan" allegations
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
I think people are allowed to draw conclusions about the American people based on their decision to put this man in office bsky.app/profile/pear...
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Nadia Oxford @nadiaoxford.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Some fae fuck cursed me with unshakeable optimism for our dipshit race.
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Jodie Troutman @longtalljodie.com · 20/03/2026
Holy shit, someone found MST3K KTMA episode 3, Star Force II, at a garage sale. Lost media since 1988. www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_Z4...
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MST3K - KTMA - K03 - Star Force
YouTube video by Arthur Putie
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thehorrorkid @thehorrorkid.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
I got my Xbox 360 as a wedding gift!
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Freezer @freezer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
Every day someone has to make me feel older.
Facebook screenshot.
Xbox Gaming Community 
Post reads: Who's an unc here and is older than the Xbox 360? ✋️
(I'll be 21 in June lol)

Screenshot of Google that says the Xbox 360 launched November 22, 2005.
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Dave Itzkoff @ditzkoff.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Everyone celebrating Jason Voorhees, no one celebrating Pamela Voorhees. Did we already forget the lesson of International Women’s Day
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burst_error @bursterror.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
Big new video just uploaded! Over the last few months I've managed to gather up 3 different console variants and 80% of the game library for the notorious TIGER R-ZONE. The deep dive you never knew you needed 😆 youtu.be/pU-j1DZtqug Sharing around much appreciated!
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The Ultimate Deep Dive into the Tiger R-Zone Game Library
YouTube video by Burst Error
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Dinosaur Dracula 🦖🧛 @dinosaurdracula.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
I'd like to introduce you to Robo the Fan.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
So please, if you can, I’d love to have this thread list pro-Trans everything. Creators, craftspeople, writers, artists, activists…if you or someone you know deserves some celebrating, bring it the fuck on, okay? Post links if you can. Buy stuff if you can. They hate when people stand up.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 06/03/2026
Cheering excitedly at the mushroom clouds scattered along the horizon because it means my Kalshi bet just hit.
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Tsubame Heavy Industries is building the Archax, a 4.5 meter tall pilot-optional humanoid robot for heavy labor: tsubame-hi.com/en/the-archax/
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Wat @a-wat.blacksky.app · 27/02/2026
I’d be highly skeptical of a man’s ability to be a good partner to his significant other if he is incapable of being platonic friends with women. I don’t see how a man would be capable of supporting his partner as a whole person without being able to see women, in general, as whole people.
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burst_error @bursterror.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Highway to Help charity stream starts up today! Stoked to be running some NES Rygar for this tomorrow evening 🕊️ @yelsraek.bsky.social will help with comms because it’s definitely his favorite game.
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thehorrorkid @thehorrorkid.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Sometimes I wonder, am I someone’s reply guy?
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👻 Crujería 🦇 @carnitas.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
hear me out Gwar Trek
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English” my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
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mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 08/02/2026
No Kings includes Draft Kings
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Frances: Meh and Loving It @francesmeh.reviews · 02/02/2026
more things should be full frontal than just nudity. we need a full frontal taco bar.
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AFC Ann Arbor @afcannarbor.com · 29/01/2026
Be part of the Mighty Oak Family in 2026! 💙 Every home match. One community. Two teams. Season tickets are on sale now - starting at $99. 🎟️ - loom.ly/35Ukk-0
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2026 Season Tickets Buy tickets for @Hollway Field at Pioneer High School on 04/01/2026, Ann Arbor, MI from vivenu. Join the Mighty Oak Family for the 2026 Season!Your AFC Ann Arbor Season Ticket gives you access to every home match — men’s and women’s — including all league...
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dumb genius/smart idiot @andrew.mcguiregis.com · 25/01/2026
Twitter screenshot. Text as follows: 

Remembering that thing in grad school when my professor, a great ornithologist, got a random call

Drunk guy, bar noises in background: (text all caps) IS THIS THE BIRD PROFESSOR? 

My advisor: um...yes?

Drunk guy (again, all caps) DO HUMMINGBIRDS HAVE FEET?

my advisor: ...yes 

* wild cheering over phone from bar *
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AFC Ann Arbor @afcannarbor.com · 27/01/2026
An all-Michigan battle awaits in May 2026. ⚔️ We’re excited to announce that AFC Ann Arbor will compete in the Great Lakes Division for the upcoming USL League Two season. ✍️ #RootedHere
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Dr Holly Nielsen @hollynielsen.bsky.social · 05/01/2026
Very soon I will be ✨available for work✨ If you’re interested in who I am and what it is I do/have done then here’s a little introduction thread about myself and my work.
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 14/01/2026
Look I’m as right wing as they come but I have sincere questions about Christian kids in high school sports. God’s always helping them and that isn’t fair. That’s why I support common sense legislation to keep them locked in tiny cages under the school where other students can poke them with sticks.
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Trying to live my life so that when I die it’s a “pour one out for a real one” scenario over a “rest in piss” situation
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 10/01/2026
The way to scare libertarians about the ICE shooting is to ask them to imagine: what if that was you dropping off your girlfriend at her elementary school?
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Just Call Me Amanda🐈‍⬛🐈‍⬛ @amandabf.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
My desire is be well informed is making it very fucking difficult to remain sane.
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burst_error @bursterror.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Got a new horror game exploration video finished up today, diving into the wild GBC library! Snuck in some footage of that newly updated RE prototype too 🧟 Sharing around is much appreciated as always. enjoy! youtu.be/JTd1xvTSSlk
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Every GAME BOY COLOR Horror Game | Handheld Haunts
YouTube video by Burst Error
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vladchoc @vladchoc.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
Well sir, we'll do our best to find your dog but we have to be realistic. This town has nineteen peanut butter factories, all VERY haunted.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 16/12/2025
We are parents of a trans kid and our family takes this very, very personally. If you intentionally make life harder for our beloved daughter, it’s EXTREMELY hard to think of you as an ally, to say the least. @amyklobuchar.com - you still send us requests for money, while hurting our kid. Disgusted.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
My hottest take is that letting cops park in red zones for mundane errands and coffee breaks; I think “you can break the law at your discretion as a job perk” is the small domino that ends in the large domino of “shooting protesters in the face with rubber bullets”
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 12/12/2025
i stand by this statement every year
tweet reading: GAME TRAILER: “Enter a world beyond belief...”

ME: “Yes”

GAME TRAILER: “An adventure like never before...”

ME: “YES”

GAME TRAILER: “Join your friends online”

ME: “I’m out”
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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
Pornhub has released the top most searched terms in the United States and every state searched “industrial crane lifting a dark and dripping shape from an unquiet sea” bc America is going through it,
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Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
What a terrible time to be a good person
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 09/12/2025
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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Joseph Galbo @josephgalbo.bsky.social · 04/12/2025
The long awaited Robocop statue looks amazing. youtube.com/shorts/yiLDL...
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Robocop has arrived in Detroit’s Eastern Market!
YouTube video by Daily Detroit
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