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The Homework Ogre

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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 4h
*cat eagerly lapping at the two-inch scratch he made in my arm* i'm not sure i like where this is going
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 9h
all tuckered out from another day of doing crimes
Marlowe the tuxedo kitten, sprawled on the fuzzy blanket, the very face of innocence
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 12h
ok new test: if you think rape is bad and should never be tolerated, like and repost this. if you think rape is a “complex issue,” just type “not all sexual assault is rape” in the comments.
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lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Me: I’d like a slice of pizza Server: that comes with three sides Me: I know what shape it is
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 18h
you cannot make me learn about yet another shithead youtuber i refuse to allow this new information into my brain
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
nothing like a big bowl of pho and an iced coffee to fix what ails you (not having a big bowl of pho and an iced coffee)
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
discovering a fly doing the backstroke in your soup and becoming seized by the sudden desperate hope you've been isekai'd to the World of Fiction
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
la vita e Bella
Marlowe the tuxedo kitten having yet another relaxing afternoon napping on top of my work shit
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Shawna @mitsubishe.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
this story is amazing and made me tear up a bit ray bradbury is one of my favorite authors and the illustrated man wad the first of his books that i ever read so it's always held a special place in my heart
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
the soul curdling dread of sitting to complete one awful 30 minute task
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
this is just the plot of Universal Soldier
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
yeah sure just make yourself at home
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
the Bird Day Cometh
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
would you steal my grave as fast, sir
Marlowe the tuxedo kitten, snoozing away the morning like the lazy lump he is
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
PAY ATTENTION TO MEEEE
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
man canadians really do say about weird
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 29/12/2025
look we're all making a big bet on AI! and if it pays off as big as we hope, well, it's going to make a handful of people super rich and you're going to lose your job but get to watch mickey mouse fuck geralt from the witcher. if it doesn't pay off well then you get to pay for the bailouts
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
idk about Texas but I've heard that goddamn Dracula song approximately 300,335 times
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*successfully dicking around until 4pm* ah! well, too late to start anything now anyway
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you write sixteen mails and what do you get another reply and you don't give a shit st peter don't call me cause i cant go this goddamn spreadsheet needs another row
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headless horseDan @etbeeegood.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
you ever feel the spirit u had is crushed forever but have to fake it for like 20 more yrs
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
turns out the bird is actually just carving a 25 foot FUCK YOU
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Joel Pinckney @jpinckney.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"Maybe when the shit hits the fan, people need someone they can trust more than someone who does something." For less tired writing about masculinity, subscribe to Hell World and read this great piece:
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Chip in with a subscription to help pay our writers please and thank you. You'll need to be a paid subscriber to read this piece in full. 86 cents a week! What Does A Man Do? by Zack Budryk You a...
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
nothin like an envelope of taco dirt When You Just Can't Be Bothered
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
*Cake voice*
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
searching for a politick way to tell my supervisor that every task i am given to do grinds away another piece of my soul like a bird sharpening its beak on a mountain and there's remarkably little mountain left
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
instagarum dot com
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skelettuce @latisserande.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
superwholocktober
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Jesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of
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Forever Chased in the Underworld @atalantadoll.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It's so weird to see guys rail against the humanities if you know anything about higher ed. Like--you won. The humanities are gutted. All the colleges belong to you. And still it's not enough. History *classes* must be demonized. Fash-ass brain.
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Sara Gibbs @sararoseg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
He imposed Shania Law
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
no posting at night? mental health delight. posting til morning? mutuals take warning
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
what a life
Marlowe the tuxedo kitten, splayed out on his back, asleep, in the fuzziest damn blanket in the house
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
sir i would like to use that arm
Marlowe the tuxedo kitten, all curled up in my lap
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
a fistful of diggity
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Tom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Do not carry a cold beverage in their presence. Politely decline any drinks or sweetmeats they may offer. Keep a plain iron nail in your left trouser pocket and a sachet or paper twist of coarse salt in your right shoe. Enter and leave your chair moving clockwise. Follow up with a thank-you note.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/09/2026
Imagine if instead of regulating drone risks the normal way (which we did), we instead paid weird bloggers lots of money to worry about superintelligent dogs sprouting thumbs and using drones to kill us. This is pretty much how the US is approaching AI risks and regulations. My latest:
little-flying-robots.ghost.io
Why We Can't Let Enormous Weirdos Regulate AI
Imagine if instead of regulating drones via the standard lengthy, boring, and bureaucratic process - which we did - we instead decided, in the name of fostering all-important American drone innovation...
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Andrew D Wilson @adw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having them do stuff in words is psychologically equivalent to whacking googly eyes on them
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I WAS READING THAT
Marlowe the tuxedo kitten, deciding I've had enough emails for one day
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
sure the end of civilization may be nigh but you have to admit there's never been a better time to be an off-putting misanthropic weirdo who's read one too many harlan ellison collections instead of kissing girls
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 05/02/2025
do I like tofu? well, I like making perfectly regular polygons out of it, and that's almost the same thing
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 24/09/2026
[proudly] i dont know my address or phone number. in fact, i dont know my own name. ive replaced that extraneous information with important thoughts about crazy bones
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
*snuggling up under the pressure of incomplete and forgotten work tasks like it's a weighted blanket*
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mandy brown @aworkinglibrary.com · 24/09/2026
“Talk about technology is an addiction.” aworkinglibrary.com/writing/an-a...
aworkinglibrary.com
An addiction
“Talk about technology is an addiction.”
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(VFP) Strategic Gravitas Reserve @braak.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
this is what Braniac does. This is Braniac from the DC Comics comic book "Superman".
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
you're godeamn right
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
as the fourth cutting board in as many years warps itself into a sickening grin i realize: it might be time to switch to plastic
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The Homework Ogre @thehomeworkogre.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
case and point
Marlowe the tuxedo kitten, all sacked out on the fuzziest damn blanket you've ever seen
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