Reposted by The Glass BeastBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Can the migrant caravan give me a ride to work? 732026118
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Feel like this is one of those situations where you can only have two out of three. 011
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 03/09/2026static.klipy.comGabriel Magalhães' Intense Reaction & SmileALT: Gabriel Magalhães' Intense Reaction & Smile 010
Reposted by The Glass BeastMarielle Hellraiser 💀 @mags.colvett.online · 23/08/2026Anyone know how you get on an upward spiral 39628
Reposted by The Glass BeastJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 20/08/2026(lying to myself) i'll just get up earlier tomorrow and do it then 28888114
Reposted by The Glass BeastCharismatic Frontman @westerberghs89.bsky.social · 05/08/2026Co-starring Ted Outerbridge 0133
Reposted by The Glass Beastwarrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 31/07/2026Every dollar spent on social services is, in some sense, a theft from the weapons industry 232801407
Reposted by The Glass BeastNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Yeah I love DSA, drinking some ales. 1294985
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 24/07/2026Green Giant, Kool Aid Man, the Burger King, and the Noid. 000
Reposted by The Glass BeastScipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Someone has clearly never listened to Blackout (2007). 051
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Moderate DSA (Yankee fan) and radical DSA (Mets fan) 072
Reposted by The Glass Beastweeder @weeder.bsky.social · 27/06/2026Americans when they hear Europeans don't have air conditioning 525080623
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Very pleased with my results. britmonkey.com/2020s-politi... 110
Reposted by The Glass BeastSal Gentile @salgentile.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Jalen M. Brunson And The John F. Kennedy Memorial Center For The Performing Arts 254616653
Reposted by The Glass BeastEric Michael Garcia @ericmgarcia.bsky.social · 11/06/2026This is what I will say: when the Knicks win, it will be IN SPITE of James Dolan and he should know that he had nothing to do with the joy that Knicks fans have in this moment. He did every thing he could to impede it. I look forward to Knicks fans booing his ass at the parade 415811
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 09/06/2026My mayor Muslim My bagel Jewish My church van drive Knicks in five 000
Reposted by The Glass BeastJordan @jordanfreiman.bsky.social · 09/06/2026ive seen enough put every member of the spurs in jail for life 2609
Reposted by The Glass Beastpauline value-added consumer incentive @spacehunterm.bsky.social · 08/06/2026we used to be a country that spat out one-to-two annual direct-to-dvd scooby-doo movies 24413
Reposted by The Glass BeastRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/06/2026LMAOed when I saw this today 1961189
Reposted by The Glass Beast🕸️ Cobweb Curtains For Zoosha 🦇 @brianvan.bsky.social · 29/05/2026It’s wild that THE CITY decided to rename themselves “The Dave Colon” 131
Reposted by The Glass BeastI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 21/05/2026Saw someone respond to the idea of DC statehood with “so should every major city be its own state?” and yeah don’t threaten me with a good time. 693893583
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Person, Woman, Man, Camera, TV, the girl reading this 020
Reposted by The Glass BeastMAGNUS BEEFCASTLE @magnusbeefcastle.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I ORDER MY COFFEE BLACK. NO SUGAR. NO MILK. NO WATER. NO CUP. THEY HAND ME THE BEANS. I EAT THEM IN THE PARKING LOT LIKE A HORSE. THE BARISTAS HAVE STOPPED CHARGING ME. I HAVE NOT SLEPT SINCE TUESDAY. I CAN HEAR THE WIFI 80111352805
Reposted by The Glass Beastdr. thrasher, an american writer in ex(archia)(xile) @thrasherxy.bsky.social · 07/05/2026booksmaxxing 14010
Reposted by The Glass BeastGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 01/05/2026 567256882
Reposted by The Glass BeastThe Fact of Other Minds Stan Account @csilverandgold.bsky.social · 20/04/2026Unionizing white collar professionals is not only the best shot of the PMC not experiencing perhaps extreme downward mobility in my lifetime, it is one of the best weapons we could have against the fake philosopher kings. 0172
Reposted by The Glass BeastAmy @lolennui.bsky.social · 07/04/2026books: the rectangle that can’t send you push notifications. Try: books. 294034861
Reposted by The Glass BeastMikhail Gorbaechev @mikhailgorbaechev.bsky.social · 28/03/2026TBH I really don't like "no one is illegal on stolen land" as a slogan. It mixes up a bunch of distinct issues and thus overcomplicates an already good position—no one is illegal—while simultaneously reifying blood and soil nationalism on land that isn't "stolen." 1345757
Reposted by The Glass BeastChanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 11/03/2026WHAT IF YOU JUST READ A FUCKING BOOKandroidpolice.comI use Gemini when I'm bored — and it's better than doomscrollingIt became my ultimate distraction 4560041048
Reposted by The Glass BeastKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 08/03/2026Nepo ayatollah. 482879172
Reposted by The Glass BeastMaia @maiamindel.bsky.social · 05/03/2026"war of choice" is the "unalive" version of war of aggression 0465
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 17/02/2026Would you tell the truth to a murderer that Gavin Newsom was hiding in your house? 050
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Had no idea @weratedogs.com was so powerful. 010
Reposted by The Glass BeastAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 09/02/2026If you were to run down a list of all the things distinctive about the United States in contrast to Old World Europe, most of it is stuff we instead have in common with Latin America. That's not some woke novelty, it's a deeply embedded centuries-old aspect of our culture and national identity. 181776221
Reposted by The Glass BeastRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 09/02/2026LADY GAGA SALSA ALBUM WHEN 341949
Reposted by The Glass BeastTim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 08/02/2026What's the most you ever lost on a coin toss? Anton Chigurh here for FanDuel, 214016999
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 06/02/2026media.tenor.coma cartoon of a man laughing in front of a grave with the hashtag #ripbozoAlt: a cartoon of a man laughing in front of a grave with the hashtag #ripbozo 020
Reposted by The Glass BeastRebecca Fishbein @bfishbfish.bsky.social · 05/02/2026TAKE YOUR BACKPACK OFF ON THE SUBWAY 1411516
Reposted by The Glass BeastMichael Caley @michaelcaley.bsky.social · 05/02/2026a statement out from @newkingsdems.bsky.social with what we were able to figure out about the Brooklyn Dems' endorsement-no-wait-disendorsement of Governor Hochul here's the basic story as best as we have it 5578
Reposted by The Glass BeastMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 03/02/2026Too many of our Haitian neighbors are stuck in legal limbo. As the fight over Temporary Protected Status continues, we encourage anyone with TPS to use the city’s free immigration legal support and explore every legal pathway available. Call 800-354-0365 to learn more. 151896509
Reposted by The Glass BeastDaniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 03/02/2026Five-year-old me: Oooh, that Batman cartoon! What adventures will he go on today? *the villain is left in tears, unable to process their fears and obsessions. And Batman, a looming presence born of the inability to rationalize terror, is the only one there to comfort them* Me: Oh. Huh. 161299358
Reposted by The Glass Beastae @aelkus.bsky.social · 25/01/2026impartiality and objectivity mean that you should be willing to decisively favor one side if the evidence suggests it. i think what the news has opted for instead is probably best termed 'relativism' 17813
The Glass Beast @theglassbeast.bsky.social · 19/01/2026I don’t think victory is even a concept for them. To the extent there is a plan, it’s the endless creation of content to rile up their base for the midterms. In other words, the Twin Cities is the backdrop for a more violent sequel to 2018’s “migrant caravan” story, likely with a similar outcome. 030
