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Scipio Africanus the Elder God

@julze.bsky.social
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Bad jokes. Worse movie takes. Public health rants. PWHL, WNBA, and NHL nonsense. I'm not here to make you laugh. I'm here to make me laugh. She/Her

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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Me w Sofia Coppola re: Marie Antoinette.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't like or agree with everything JCO says but my God is that woman a poaster. The best to ever do it. Even when I disagree with her I love to watch her discourse.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I unironically love this album and still listen to it once a year w no skips. Truly excellent boutique indie rock.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I have so many thoughts on the Boston Globe article and will probably be making threads for DAYS about it. But I am going to start here. One thing the COVID Conscious community is not ready to reckon with is that people who support masking are JUST AS LIKELY to harass as the other side.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
lol @ "olde english" like its a ren faire YE OLDE TURKEY LEG
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I see this as being directly related to public health being unwilling to define "community" or "partner." Which is also directly related to local public health not being able to reconcile and draw boundaries w "community" expertise vs public health expertise.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
20 year old me was mentally ill and struggling with some really heavy shit. I am not terribly interested in what she would think about me now. Nobody should be interested in what she would think of them. We should all just be proud of her for taking care of her mental health and making me possible.
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Brent @danverzone.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I don't think I've ever been more excited to correct someone on X-Men lore in my life. Hold my beer.
Main Image: A photograph of Hunter Schafer edited to look like the X-Men character Mystique, featuring textured blue skin, yellow eyes, red hair, and a white dress accented by a gold skull belt.

Post Caption: "Oh my God, they made Hunter Schafer into Mystique and I loved it, holy shit."

UI Element: A search bar reading "Search · Hunter Schafer Mystique".

Comment Section: A reply from user 'zenlessman' that reads: "Yea no mystique has and always will be a biological woman that gives birth to nightcrawler ,a baby can't come out of a cut sausage wound".
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
We're going to enter our next Ice Age and they'll still be making these fucking movies.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I am back on my bullshit and you love to see it.
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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
WNBA critics: The WNBA is a hotbed of lesbianism WNBA fans: The WNBA is a hotbed of lesbianism
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The entire reason I didn't watch the live action Mulan was there was no I'll Make a Man Out of You. Garbage decision by a garbage company tbh.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The one thing I haven't seen anyone mention yet: Women have been found to be NGRI after killing their children when in postpartum psychosis before and women are still allowed to serve in the military, police, etc. This isn't the first time any of this has happened.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sometimes other people live our worst nightmares. Acknowledging that doesn't make us bad mothers or unfit to be around children. It just means that we know something is possible and we can acknowledge the possibility.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
The thing this week that has been bringing me the most joy lately has been watching the Childfree forums fight over whether or not Dolly Parton was childfree. It's my favorite type of internet argument: vicious, philosophical, and totally, completely meaningless.
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
BDSM is the weaponization of body positivity
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Kendra, spooky version @kendrawcandraw.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Tim Curry and Dolly Parton have taught us not only that you should be bigger, weirder, gayer, and freakier, but also that those qualities are what people will love about you. The things that make you strange and amazing are the things that will resonate with other strange and amazing people
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
That feeling when you forget to adjust your y-axis before sending out the report and have to pretend like you did that on purpose.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
... Do men not want to be treated well in their relationships? Are they more willing to date someone who is hot and treats them like garbage than someone who is less hot and treats them well? Honestly that's kinda sad.
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Meg Rowley @megrowler.fangraphs.com · 20/08/2026
Conservative media types in Seattle frothing with resentment about living in a progressive city is so funny because like, my guy, you can just move to Bellevue?
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Universally applicable sentiment.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Community members who is a language other than English do not interact with LHJs because they know they won't get information in their language. We desperately, absolutely desperately, need to cut down on the number of surveys.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Goddamnit
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Rpatz greatest actor of his generation confirmed.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I am so fucking glad motherfucking International Breastfeeding Week is fucking OVER. Thank Christ. We need to make it social unacceptable to make comments about women's tits even when they have a baby.
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Tressie McMillan Cottom @tressiemcphd.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
You can’t make the world smaller and the local priest into an authority and a father into a lord. We have TikTok shop now. It’s over.
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Any public-facing article about “public health needs to do this differently” is inherently grandstanding, because that’s not where you share ideas with your colleagues; that’s where you have a pointed and loud aside to the public about how your colleagues are wrong, and not receptive to your ideas
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Oh no Ti West is directing Ebeneezer? How disappointing.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
All I want from society is transgender for everybody. What the fuck is even the point of living in the future if we're still allowing chromosomes to determine our gender? We have fucking science! This kind of shit is what the future is for! I don't want flying cars I want total self-determination!
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
K but like... I do kind of wish I had a baby chef. Coming up with baby puree ideas and then making time to make them is fucking hard. Pls someone buy me a baby chef.
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HUGE RUFFY @ruffythelion.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
two guys work on their project for history class
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Law Roach’s Flat Iron @mrsomethinelse.blacksky.app · 17/07/2026
Drag queens going to a drag competition.
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Lyra, Secretary for the Divine @lyrathesmol.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Two brothers drive to Chicago in order to pay a church’s property taxes
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
A woman gets a job she later quits and hangs around her male best friend who she never dates.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Public health in the US owes it to women everywhere to study whether or not pumped breastmilk in a bottle confers all/any of the same advantages as nursing directly. Also, it owes women an answer of whether the outcomes of formula are worse than the outcomes of a mom not bonding with her baby.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
When I was a kid I honestly thought this was a totally unreasonable position. But as an adult I have come to realize that while the delivery was flawed, ultimately the sentiment is entirely correct: No wire hangers. No wire hangers ever.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Someone has clearly never listened to Blackout (2007).
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
A GOP senator died. No, not that one. Also a state party will have to replace Graham as its candidate. No, not that one.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Sure, he was 71. But we don't really believe he died of natural causes, do we? Look people it has recently been confirmed to me that Tupac is in fact dead. I need a new conspiracy theory. This one works as well as anything else.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Dude FUCK THIS. Stay the hell away from my favorite sports league. Let the women blood sport. There aren't any racially motivated attacks in the WNBA. Nobody needs protection. Hell I am sure nobody WANTS protection. It was just a little throat-punching! Get over it!
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
LOL feels really weird to have someone get really fucking aggro and dismissive of me when I had more information about something than they did and then have the closest I'll get to an acknowledgement is "Happy to be proven wrong." Like IDK dude, maybe listen when someone says something informative.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I've not been posting about the Maine primary because I don't live in Maine and therefore don't really care... However... I literally called this weeks ago. I don't know how anyone couldn't have seen it coming.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Being shocked and appalled that players in the WNBA are throat-punching each other is a great way to tell me you've never watched a WNBA game before. The women beat each other up consistently and the refs are really bad at calling it. This is how it's always been. (And why I prefer it.)
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Giant ought to be in the running IMO.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Because I am testy this AM: 1. Trans women are women. 2. When people say "we should eliminate gender segregation in sports" they are conceding the point that trans women have an advantage over cis women in certain sports. 3. Which they do not. Because trans women are women.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
That moment when you open an Atlas project up expecting to have to deep dive in but actually you've already organized your quotes by question AND completed the initial comments. My data set is so small I can skip memos and just do some quick coding hell yeah brother.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Deleted that post because people were slowly getting weird in it. Nobody had crossed a line yet, except for that one guy, but I could see it coming. Thank you to all the lovely people who replied.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
All I am going to say about tonight's Discourse is that I generally think it's a bad idea to give people a hard time for behavior you want them to continue. If you want people to do something, mocking them for the way they do it is a great way to make sure they never do it again.
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Scipio Africanus the Elder God @julze.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
This is me not going on an absolute tirad about why The Telepathy Tapes makes me so unreasonably angry.
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
I'm not a sports person, but "sportsball" is incredibly Adult Harry Potter Fan coded.
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