Reposted by The garftectivevanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/03/2026"coming to ametrikkka" is insane 191
The garftective @thegarftective.bsky.social · 26/03/2026It's very funny explaining to my friends who don't usually watch baseball that logan webb is usually very good 010
Reposted by The garftectivePinstripe Alley @pinstripealley.bsky.social · 26/03/2026give Max Fried the elusive pitcher MVP for making that Manfred booth inning blissfully quick 3707
Reposted by The garftectiveA photographer @jesse810.bsky.social · 15/01/2026Chelsea was one of the first people to really start sounding the alarms of American authoritarianism in the 21st century, and her reward was being treated like a public enemy. Trump has done everything to prove her right. God bless this woman. 055779
Reposted by The garftectivevanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 10/01/2026wait watch this one instead its way better 135394
Reposted by The garftectiveYod of Nobunaga @yoda-nobunaga.bsky.social · 30/12/2025the next time my dad says I should use AI for something I'll remind him he gave away my N64 and most of my games when I was 12 because he decided I was too old for that and it would melt my brain 161
The garftective @thegarftective.bsky.social · 30/12/2025I agree but this is a bad example, there are many more compelling reasons to imprison the entire nation of france 060
Reposted by The garftectivebaz bombadil @bazbombadil.bsky.social · 26/12/2025I can’t stop watching this Vegeta/Bret Hart edit 221576
Reposted by The garftectiveEd Zitron @edzitron.com · 19/12/2025ME: there is no way NVIDIA is shipping this many GPUs without them warehousing millions of them PAT MCAFEE: ya dude ya know. Like the eagles with Nnamdi Asomugha and Mike Vick ME: it’s more like signing Kirk cousins 40 times AJ HAWK: 😐 626714
Reposted by The garftectiveBullwark @bullwark.bsky.social · 19/12/2025I have zero expectations for the democratic party and still manage to be constantly disappointed with them 2172
Reposted by The garftectiveBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/11/2025In that Pennywise show Pennywise should have a wife that isn’t an evil clown but is just a real ball and chain and Pennywise is always doing Rodney Dangerfield jokes about her when he’s not eating children 3364245
Reposted by The garftectivevanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 21/11/2025breaking bad watch order Breaking bad El camino Malcolm in the middle Better call saul Pluribus 3534
Reposted by The garftectivevanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 22/11/2025pov you are zohran mamdani 71140210
Reposted by The garftectiveMagnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 20/11/2025so basically, nvidia is selling more chips that ever to ai companies for “computing power” (ie plagiarism+weird porn), and these companies pay for this by selling shares of their company to nvidia, and this is the only thing keeping the economy afloat? 1837847
Reposted by The garftectivevanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 20/11/2025i wish i was a tom and jerry character bc then someone could play my sciatic nerve like a bass guitar and fix me 0151
Reposted by The garftectiveAlex Shultz @alexshultz.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I present my review of "Unfettered," John Fetterman's memoir. In between petty grievances about doing his job, Fetterman asserts that he's feeling good. Two days after "Unfettered" came out, Fetterman fell directly on his face from ventricular fibrillation, a life-threatening heart rhythm disorder.defector.comJohn Fetterman's Memoir Is As Low-Effort As His Senate Tenure | DefectorJohn Fetterman’s just-released memoir, Unfettered, argues that he’s turned a corner and has everything under control. Fetterman was a “stubborn asshole” (his words), he was clinically depressed, he wa... 2360291
Reposted by The garftectivebites u @snuffbait.bsky.social · 15/10/2025i think it's kind of really gross that healthcare is tied not just to your employment but that there's a whole cottage industry of petit bourgeois who are exempt from supplying their employees with adequate wages and health care 535765
The garftective @thegarftective.bsky.social · 30/09/2025Redsox suck dick I hope Alex cora has a fucking heart attack 000
Reposted by The garftectivePatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 08/09/2025working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now" 125145952998
Reposted by The garftectiveJane @jane.meangirls.online · 24/09/2025Okay if Harris is deploying this line then right is correct about her and she’s too dumb to hold office. 724912
Reposted by The garftectiveAhhhhh @nerdjpg.com · 13/09/2025I used to think the whole idealism vs materialism thing didn’t matter but every time you argue with a liberal you get to the center of the point which is that they mystify all of society and history. They detach institutions from the class structures that created and sustain them 512106307
Reposted by The garftectivemaple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 12/09/2025A lot of lone nuts with no coherent political philosophy seem to be very closely related to one specific political philosophy 464994860
Reposted by The garftectiveKIMBLY NOT HERE TRY VENMO @k1m.bsky.social · 09/09/2025I need to find someone that can foster a cat in seattle 197
Reposted by The garftectivevanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 31/08/2025going to nixcon cosplaying as richard nixon 1242
Reposted by The garftectiveonion person @junlper.beer · 26/08/2025those “it was so much better in the 80’s!” ai videos are prime examples of how nostalgia is an aesthetic of fascism 502362363
Reposted by The garftectiveJane @jane.meangirls.online · 08/07/2025It’s way more likely that democrats, if they even manage to win, will continue funding ICE and and charge none of them in the name of national healing or some shit like that. 1370083
Reposted by The garftectivevanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 02/07/2025protip if you're getting top surgery: put googly eyes on your nipples before you go under to give your surgical team a chuckle 0193
Reposted by The garftectivevanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 30/06/2025every time the stupid chud vice president posts something on here it doesnt need to be discourse he’s simply not that interesting or good at posting hes just a bigot 3534
Reposted by The garftectiveJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 30/06/2025taking a break from milking my anemic micro-cow to thresh the 126 individual stalks of wheat that make up the entirety of this year’s harvest 3967949911
Reposted by The garftectiveshaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 25/06/2025having cuomo beat mamdani was much more important than just 1 election, for the democrat old guard. they wanted to point to his loss as a reason to never run on more progressive policies (never mentioning the millions of dollars they spent trying to beat him, of course) i hope they're scared today 323068419
Reposted by The garftectiveFoolish Baseball @foolishbb.bsky.social · 11/06/2025Until 1913, baserunners were allowed to run in a straight line across the diamond from 1st to 3rd on a single, provided they could avoid the pitcher trying to tackle them. This was known as the “gambler’s shortcut.” 611218
Reposted by The garftectivemattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 09/06/2025GUY WHO, IF PRESSED, TURNS OUT IS DIAMETRICALLY OPPOSED TO YOUR CAUSE: are you sure *those* tactics help your cause 95268945
Reposted by The garftectivevanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 09/06/2025its awesome how liberal and conservative anticommunists alike say with the utmost confidence that it only works on paper, meanwhile capitalism relies entirely on the notion of scarcity and also demands infinite exponential growth 1673
Reposted by The garftectiveBugs, Yaoist @bugsmaytrix.bsky.social · 09/06/2025your premise holds less water than a thimble 191196
Reposted by The garftectiveSpooky Back From The Dead Lazarus @jlazarus.bsky.social · 09/06/2025The median American lives in a metro area with >1.6 million residents. 5803118
The garftective @thegarftective.bsky.social · 07/06/2025YANKEES WIN FUCK YOU BOSTON. BANG JAZZ CHISHOLM PUSSY 000
Reposted by The garftectiveChase 🐊🚫🚫🇧🇪🇧🇪🚫🚫🐊 @tittysommelier.bsky.social · 30/05/2025I remember when I first learned what backshots were and my knee jerk reaction was ‘are you in high school? Bust inside’ and that’s why I have 3 kids 0292
Reposted by The garftectiveCitizen Slain @shanesheehy.bsky.social · 29/05/2025Fans torn over Film Studios' controversial decision to make more bad films "Hmm. I don't think so": Lead Writer for Popular Show with 80% RT Score REJECTS Speculative Fan Theory on Obscure Podcast from Two Years Ago How this Forgotten Sci Fi Classic from 1977 Launched the "Star Wars" Franchise 1272
