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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty

@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
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Actor/Playwright/Slash-Mark Enthusiast. "(A.J. Ditty) is not a puppeteer." -The New York Times One-third of @worstpossible.world ajditty.com

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 3h
BARTENDER: another round JIMMY OLSEN: no we’re done thanks BARTENDER: *removes glasses from bar* LOIS LANE: omg it’s superbar
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a high school basketball game. The home team is down 9 points, and some players are looking discouraged on the bench. The coach points to a player just out of frame and says, “flippers, you’re in!” Panel 2: the away team attempts a deep 2-point shot, possibly to beat the buzzer, which is blocked by Flippers, a whale who doesn’t even have his arms up. Panel 3: the game ends and the home team excitedly crowd around Flippers, who won them the game. A player from the away team looks stunned, with his hands on his head.
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the worst of all possible worlds @worstpossible.world · 01/10/2026
TWOAPW #260: CHILDREN OF THE CONNIE (feat. @nocartridge.bsky.social) In 2001, Odyssey was writing stories about cults and espionage as James Dobson was urging his followers not to donate to 9/11 victims. In 2026, odyssey leaves the airwaves with an episode about burning down your local book shop
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Brian really knocked it out of the park with the edit on this one and I gave Josh a reason to whip out his uncanny David Hayter impression in service of an interstitial that has fans raving: "that's not at all what happens in Metal Gear Solid" and "somebody should make A.J. play Metal Gear Solid."
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
FLORENCE!!!!!!
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Got a real humdinger this week and an interstitial that I am determined to make as silly as humanly possible.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hard to express just how much Spring Awakening altered my brain chemistry when I was a teenager. Nobody could channel the mania and depression of angst quite like Sheik. His tunes felt like an exposed nerve: raw, vulnerable, and deeply, deeply felt. What a loss. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Duncan Sheik, 'Spring Awakening' Composer and 'Barely Breathing' Singer, Dead at 56
Duncan Sheik, singer of the 1996 hit single “Barely Breathing” and Tony Award-winning composer of 'Spring Awakening, has died at the age of 56.
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Michael Fry @bigdirtyfry.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Your Grandad Cyclops talks about his school days
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the worst of all possible worlds @worstpossible.world · 09/09/2026
TWOAPW #257: BANGERS OF MASH 3: UIJEONGBU DRIFT. Frank Burns leaves. Gary Burghoff leaves. But Ken Levine (no relation) and David Isaacs still have a show to write, and to keep it going, it has to change. What does it change into? Just listen and find out
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Mike Drucker @mikedrucker.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
(me playing Ocarina of Time in 1998) “This is good, but it would be perfect if they could make Link look moist”
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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026
As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.
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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series
You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
A man says "yeah, you're right, it's just lazy. He says "that's the brilliance of the comic, you can read the panels in any order." Another man says "these panels are not in the proper order." He then say "no, you can't..."
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Davis Bickford @davis.social · 29/08/2026
Digital illustration with a traditional appearance with iridescent coloring. The setting is Clocktown, from The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. A low view of Link stepping away cautiously while looking up past the clocktower at the massive and menacing moon that will soon crash down on Termina.
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
We got @hollisbeck.com back on the show to voice the interstitial for this one and she absolutely knocked it out of the park. Go give it a listen to hear her incredible performance and also to hear us melt our brains contemplating the logistics of theatrical bike races.
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Emanuel Maiberg @emanuelmaiberg.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
www.vice.com/en/article/a...
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An Oral History of Tim Curry’s Escape to the One Place Uncorrupted by Capitalism
How an unforgettable performance in Red Alert 3 became legend.
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Compulsion Games @compulsiongames.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
South of Midnight is 35% off for the first time on PS5, until tomorrow! We’re indie again, and every purchase directly supports Compulsion and our next project.❤️
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Today’s Baseball Name is Johnny Podres who played for the Padres
Johnny Podres
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No Cartridge Trev @nocartridge.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Me filling my car in GTAVI and I turn to an npc and say, via voice chat AI transcription, “what are those clowns in Liberty City Congress doing, 5.87 a gallon?” The npc turns to me and says “have you used your DraftKings Presents Maximum Fun Tokens yet? I hear the casino downtown takes them.”
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Tom the Anime Sicko 🔜 Hell @tomharrison.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Simply impossible this movie could be complicated enough that “the mean green man is doctor doom” would not do the trick
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Link for tix: portlandstage.my.salesforce-sites.com/ticket/#/eve...
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Portland Stage Company
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Up in Maine for a spell to do a workshop of my play, "Heart of Duckness", with the good folks at @foxbrambleme.bsky.social . It's about the evils of colonialism, the patriarchy, and water fowl more broadly. If you're in the Portland area, would love to see ya there!
A man in a grey hoody and jeans stands next to an enormous orange sign with a silhouette of a duck in the middle.A poster for A.J. Ditty's Heart of Duckness, produced by Fox Bramble productions, featuring a framed painting of Otto von Bisquack, the duck variant of Otto von Bismarck.
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Chipockalips Now! @fragboner.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Perfection
Fixed bug where cat was too round (He is rounder now) pictured chubby computer cat
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
(to be clear, his assessment is both accurate and like, the highest compliment that I, as an American, could ever hope to achieve)
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Been working on this radio drama for about five years now and I think this batch of episodes contains some of my favorite stuff I've ever written. Go give it a listen for some bears, some heartache, and my Irish accent which @gotitatguineys.bsky.social once referred to as "a solid 80% effort."
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Todd Brian Backus 💙💜💖 @toddbrianbackus.com · 13/08/2026
This is about Heart of Duckness by @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
BOURDAIN (voiceover): I found myself surrounded by discarded objects. An empty soda can, a dead battery. Life becomes death. But death can become life. The simmering pot with its spicy aroma in front of me is proof. BOURDAIN: What's in this dish? ME: Pikmin BOURDAIN: Pikmin. Oh man that's good.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
I try not to ponder the Beast outside of his designated week!
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Workers’ Lit Podcast @workerslit.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social reads the EXTREMELY paranoid words of JD Vance. If you like this, listen to our full episode on JD Vance's "Communion: Finding My Way Back to Faith." Book sucks! Episode doesn't.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I just think that if you're an acronym you gotta stand for something, ya know?
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
I do not care for our millennial VP. Not one little bit.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Justin Dustin Vance has some explaining to do.
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the worst of all possible worlds @worstpossible.world · 30/07/2026
WE ARE GOING LIVE IN A HALF HOUR. Watch Brian, Josh, and (eventually) A.J. as we suffer our way through the Xbox exclusive Shrek games. Catch us starting at 6pm ET, only at twitch.tv/twoapw!
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Union lads are we!!!
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
Thanks for listening! Glad you enjoyed it!
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
I get BIG MAD in this one.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The kids are alright.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Pretty sure it's Lord of the Rings for both good (basically defined modern fantasy) and for ill (basically defined modern fantasy). Also gotta throw my boy Joyce into the mix with Ulysses!
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
The answer was: yes!
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jeremy kaplowitz @jeremykaplowitz.com · 27/07/2026
truly thank you to everyone who has listened to one episode, let alone 200 (or i guess like 360 something if you include the bonus episodes), of this very very stupid show. it brings me great joy
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
I enjoyed the show about the sad rabbit.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Cannot stress enough how much this translation unlocked the Odyssey for me. Deeply personal, epic while retaining all the things that make the original story so delightfully weird, the way she allows Odysseus to be both a deeply sympathetic figure and an irredeemable asshole. Go give it a read!
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Aysha U. Farah @ayshaufarah.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
Listening to @worstpossible.world’s undertale episode is filling me with determination
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
I cannot believe how emotional I got watching Wile E. Coyote stick his head out a car window to feel the wind on his face.
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 06/06/2025
Looney Tunes character Wile E. Coyote in the Criterion Closet
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
This was an absolute blast and, truly, the best way to ring in 250 episodes. Special thanks to the great @hollisbeck.com for turning in some stellar performances in both the main episode and the interstitial!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
My room temp and correct take on tipping is that if you make a comfortable living you tip servers always and you tip them well because who the fuck do you think you are
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