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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty

@thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
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Actor/Playwright/Slash-Mark Enthusiast. "(A.J. Ditty) is not a puppeteer." -The New York Times One-third of @worstpossible.world ajditty.com

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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Up in Maine for a spell to do a workshop of my play, "Heart of Duckness", with the good folks at @foxbrambleme.bsky.social . It's about the evils of colonialism, the patriarchy, and water fowl more broadly. If you're in the Portland area, would love to see ya there!
A man in a grey hoody and jeans stands next to an enormous orange sign with a silhouette of a duck in the middle.A poster for A.J. Ditty's Heart of Duckness, produced by Fox Bramble productions, featuring a framed painting of Otto von Bisquack, the duck variant of Otto von Bismarck.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Right behind Andrew Lloyd Webber.
Paul Rudd having the time of his life at the Tony's.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 31/03/2026
Spoilers for a late game costume for Verso and for my reaction to said costume:
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
New play's up on NPX, if you'd like to give it a gander! It's about YouTube, ambition, and trying to make art while gazing into the abyss of capitalism. I have been given many reassurances by the zoomers that have read it that it is decidedly NOT cringe but only one way to find out!!!
A description of The Empty Ocean, or, The YouTube Play by A.J. Ditty. Text reads as follows:
Hey, what’s up subscribers??? Crazy what’s been going on with V’s channel, right? Like, his best friend and long-time collaborator David just left YouTube for good without, like, ANY warning. Something’s off there, fam, I know it. And now they’ve brought on this new girl, Dalia something???, who I hear used to write for The Experiment, yeah, that HBO show about the clones or the aliens or whatever. But now they’re talking about “a new era for the channel” where they’re gonna start making “art”? or something? and I’m just like: whatever happened to the glory days of V and David just, like, blowing up cars with bazookas? Why is David vague-posting about some shady stuff V got up to in the early days of the channel? Why do I feel this emptiness inside of me, this roiling, echoing churn of impossible loneliness that threatens to consume my every waking thought? haHA Don’t forget to smash that like button. Please. Please like me. Please somebody like me. Anybody please please please please pl01se pl10ase p0101ase p01101000 01100101 01101100 01110000 00100000 01101101 01100101.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Oh hey LA friends, I've got a reading of my new play going up at @roadtheatre.bsky.social tonight at 7:30PM if anybody's craving a Greek tragedy about a content creator! It's even got the great @jakebeckhard.bsky.social behind the director wheel! Come witness the horrors!!!
A poster for The Empty Ocean by A.J. Ditty. The poster is a YouTube thumbnail with a white man's headshot on a blue background. The eyes and mouth have been photoshopped out of the white man's face. It's deeply unsettling.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
Hey LA friends (and enemies!) I have a reading of my new play, "The Empty Ocean" going up in two weeks and would love to see you there! It's about YouTube, ambition, and the ultimately destructive relationship between art and capital. It's gonna be a fun/weird time!!!
A poster for "The Empty Ocean, or, The YouTube Play" by A.J. Ditty done in the style of a YouTube thumbnail. Behind big block text with the play's title is a white man with black hair whose eyes and mouth have been smoothed over, creating a faceless effect.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
When you yell at me, this is who you're yelling at.
A chipmunk from Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs, smiling into the camera, sitting in a blue sock hung up on a coatrack.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Tag yourselves, I'm Stan Quackenbush.
A list of animators from Snow White and the Seven Dwarves who are listed as follows:
Frank Thomas, Dick Lundy, Arthur Babbitt, Eric Larson, Milton Kahl, Robert Stokes, James Algar, Al Eugster, Cy Young, Joshua Meador, Ugo D'Orsi, George Rowley, Les Clark, Fred Spencer, Bill Roberts, Bernard Garbutt, Grim Natwick, Jack Campbell, Marvin Woodward, James Culhane, Stan Quackenbush, Ward Kimball, Woolie Reitherman, Robert Martsch
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 30/12/2025
Milo.
A regal cat in the sunshine.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 26/12/2025
Crimas, 2025.
A cozy white man with a beard stares out the window, holding a cup of coffee in a Christmas sweater.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
I watched the new Knives Out and had some thoughts!
A photo of my letterboxd review for Wake Up Dead Man. I rewrote the lyrics to Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat because I am nothing if not a parody of myself.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 27/11/2025
36.
A now 36 year old white man wearing a teal button up and a brown hat holding an enormous grey tabby cat like a baby.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
The title card of "Tuesday" from Stanley Kubrick's The Shining.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025
Happy Halloween to all the Claymaysh heads out there.
A person dressed up as Ben Wyatt from Parks and Rec wearing a Letters to Cleo shirt holding a photoshopped, much smaller man dressed as a claymation doll from a particularly dark part of Ben Wyatt's life.The meme "Do you think a depressed person could make this?"
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
We love 2b vaxxed.
A.J., a white bearded man in a mask, holds a thumbs up to the camera after getting a flu and Covid vaccination.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
Scritchums
Pippin, a grey tabby, receives chin scritchums from A.J., a bearded white man on a white v neck. A mirror hangs on the wall behind them. They both have their eyes closed.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
What does she know?
A close up of Milky White's face. It is a horror unknown.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
My youth theater production of Into the Woods looked at "It Takes Two", a song about a married couple falling back in love with each other, and decided the thing it needed most was an unblinking nightmare cow staring directly into the abyss.
A middle school production of Into the Woods. Center are the Baker and Baker's wife, wearing traditional fairy tale clothes and acting for their lives. Behind them is an actor in a cow costume, the expression of which can only be described as "god is dead and we have killed him."
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 09/09/2025
First new play in four years. LFG.
A poster for "The Empty Ocean; or, The YouTube Play" by A.J. Ditty done in the style of a YouTube video. In the video proper, a deep blue background with a faceless man in front of it. The text "The Empty Ocean Or The YouTube Play" is superimposed over the faceless man. In the corner, we see a logo of a blue circle with a red V over the top of it. The video has 331K likes and the channel itself has 19M subscribers and has been verified.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Me finally downloading Silksong from the PlayStation Store page like:
Homer Simpson, wearing Hornet's mask, declaring that the Simpsons are, in fact, going to Pharloom.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Me encouraging the Playstation Store page for Silksong like:
Ralph Wiggum, trying to roll Hornet from Silksong down the aisle of the schoolbus, to no avail.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Me staring at the PlayStation Store page for Silksong like:
Spongebob in the diner staring at Hornet from Silksong, patiently waiting.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 27/08/2025
In honor of Albee week, I decided to give the ole stache a spin.
A.J. sits in a hammock, face now adorned with stache.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
Hey, my wife saw you from across the bar and we want to ruin your life.
Richard Burton and Elizabeth Taylor as George and Martha from Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf?
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
I put 120 hours into the Norman Reedus mountain climbing simulator and I can confirm: it fuckin' rules.
Norman Reedus standing on a mountain giving a thumbs up with a frame of every patch you can unlock in Death Stranding 2 A complete list of unlocked trophies for Death Stranding 2.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
This Fantastic 4 marketing looks like a puzzle from Riven.
Sky writing of the Fantastic Four symbol above an apartment building and tree.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 18/04/2025
Sometimes doing theater means getting to play characters like Mitch Byrne: Disco King of Ping Pong.
A man in a tennis outfit (striped knit polo, short blue tennis shorts, red socks, tennis shoes) with a red head band. His mustache and sideburns are incredible 70s.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 11/04/2025
I needed some romps so, romp I did!
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Then explain this photo of Times Square.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
Snow light is the best light.
Selfie in a black button up shirt where the light is gorgeous.The same as the first photo but with a big, goofy grin.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 19/03/2025
Always such a treat when @spocksbrian.worstpossible.world comes to visit the island of DrMoreau
Two animal crossing player characters, one behind bars screaming as the other looks back at him. The screaming player is seemingly trapped in a theme park that has been shut down.The same photo but now the trapped character is saying the word "penis".
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 17/03/2025
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 20/02/2025
Me: Our cat doesn't have separation anxiety! Our cat:
A bearded man in a green hoody stained with cat drool with a small moo cat pressed ferociously to his chin, looking very anxious indeed.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Cyclops: (visibly sweating)
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 15/02/2025
Tonight, I am a sheep.
A bearded man in a wool hoody with crocheted sheep's ears in a blue/green light.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 06/02/2025
Me to my collaborators the minute I send them a first draft:
Richard Kind in the Documentary Now episode "Co-Op" speaking with a trumpet player but the text has been modified from "Am I bad at singing and acting?" To "Am I bad at writing a play?"
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 22/01/2025
"FBI Spinoff With CIA Twist In Works at CBS."
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
Drive My Car good.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 11/01/2025
The Adventures of Dogus and Dingus continue apace.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 10/01/2025
It sure is.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 05/01/2025
Poor Dingus.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
The continuing adventures of Dingus and Flowergrl, the flower girl.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
Let the adventures of Dingus Strife begin.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Nolan, hear me out
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
Merry Crimus to all, and to all, a good Crimus.
A.J. stands in a Santa suit and Homer Simpson slippers with a big red bow on his chest and a Christmas tree behind him.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 24/12/2024
Merry Christmas Eve from this ornament I made when I was seven that my mom keeps moving the back of the tree for some reason? Anyway, justice for the vengeful Rudolph.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Christmas but make it Wonka.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
Making something fun.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 14/12/2024
Giving the stache some time in the sun.
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AHHHH! JEEPERS!!! Ditty @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
The Leg Lamp from A Christmas Story.
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