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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀

@theandyrat.bsky.social
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The rat what drinks the beer. he/him Avatar done by @ransom.cat

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Okay, I can't not wishlist this: store.steampowered.com/app/4536480/...
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All Rats on Deck on Steam
All Rats on Deck is an online co-op adventure game where you must navigate a paddle steam boat through dangerous waters. Forced to leave your home, you must work together to operate the boat, scour fo...
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FluxFur @fluxfur.com · 27/09/2026
WE'RE TEMPORARILY OPEN FOR REGISTRATION!!! Register HERE: fluxfur.com/register?reg... We welcome you to our pro-furry, pro-kink, pro-LGBT Fluxer instance, FluxFur. Thanks for checking us out. Hop on in quickly, before registration closes!
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
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Reb Space Mutiny: Blast Hardcheese Scream
Alt: Dave Ryder doing a warcry before carefully exiting his "Enforcer" go-kart in "Space Mutiny".
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Gnat, c'mon. Why would you fly directly into my right nostril? Why would you make me snoof you out onto a napkin? How did you think this was gonna go? Walk me through your thought process here.
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
On a scale of 1 to Flight Attendant, how furry are you?
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Depluralize a movie: The Man Who Stares at a Goat One Way to Die in L.A. A Single Good Man
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Spoiler alert and whatnot. You don't have to completely understand how someone lives their life in order to LET someone live their life.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I love Leo’s “the fuck am I supposed to do with THIS?” face.
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˚⋅✧. ℝ 𝕚 𝕧 𝕖 𝕣 .✧⋅˚ @riverofstars.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but... Your art doesn't need to be perfect to be appeciated. If it makes you happy, then that is the most important thing above all ❤️
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I'm a different flavor of Acesexual. Sure, there's other big box hardware stores out there, but they just never did it for me.
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The king's adviser is actually a nice guy:
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Paging Doctor @silvermane.bsky.social, Doctor @wolfpaws.bsky.social, Doctor @silvermane.bsky.social!
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
"A 420-pound toothbrush? Abbott, that's ridiculous! How's anybody s'posed to lift it?" "No, you knucklehead. It COSTS £420." "Costs?" "That's right." "BUT I'LL NEVER WEIGH THAT MUCH, ABBOOOOOTT!" "Now listen..."
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M. Belanger @sethanikeem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
“How will we ever replace them?” FUND. THE. ARTS.
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Col. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 26/08/2026
8/24 Humanity: “We need you to take care of an 80 year old, everyone know them, has had a worldwide impact.” Death: “On it.” 8/25 Humanity: “Look, this is our fault. We should have been more specific. But this one was in Home Alone 2.” Death: “Say no more.” 8/26 Humanity: “LISTEN FUCKO…”
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Tame Giraffe
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Damn, which one of your ancestors peed in his porridge?
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Make a band bigger: Ben Folds Four (it's bigger cuz he didn't fold it quite so much)
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
The crowd isn't booing her; they're just sounding out her stats.
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Remember when we started calling these people weird in 2024 cuz that's exactly what they were, but then some pundits told us not to do that cuz we might upset some people, and so we stopped, and then people lost sight of the fact that they're weird and voted for them cuz eggs or something?
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Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Love how all the headlines and cable pundits are, “Well, Angie Nixon addressed and promised action on the issues the majority of people have been OPENLY AND CLEARLY SCREAMING ABOUT FOR THE LAST DECADE and somehow she pulled off a ‘surprise’ victory! Politics sure is crazy, huh?”
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Little known fact: There was also a Penne Ricotta Army. Unfortunately, it did not keep nearly as well.
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
No, that's Aardman. Vindman is a spicy curry dish.
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Roadcraft! That $250M is hazard pay. *cue Shake Hands With Danger riff*
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
Y'all, we can save them if we each chip in a penny and whatnot.
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The Midnight Society @midnightpals.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Musk: checka dis out Musk: i maka dis 6 minute AI video alla about how ima cool guy who don'ta look at explosions King: oh i don't believe that for a second King: you would absolutely look at an explosion Musk: i Musk: no i wouldn't King: you would Poe: i'm with steve on this one
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Cool! I love these games. Let's see... No anomalies so far. Proceeding forward...
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Spoonhounds
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Opinions vary on the combat effectiveness of DeeDee's new flechette rounds. Art by @d6016.bsky.social
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Anybody need a name for their upscale Latvian-Mexican fusion restaurant? Look no further:
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
She did it again! ☠️
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
(purple text on lavender? background) "NAH, WE'RE JUST TOO BUSY PLAYING VIDEO GAMES." (image of toony rat gesturing at an ever growing library of titles on Steam and GOG that he'll likely never finish) "And depending on the type of game, we're probably reading as much as we ever were."
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Very heartening news out of Missouri and Kansas. I know all of us here are by definition Terminally Online, but it gives me a lot of hope for the future of our country that folks are rejecting blatant authoritarianism and crony corporatism more and more.
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Zoe TunnHELL ➡️ NYCC @zoewithasword.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER
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Alasdair Beckett-King @misterabk.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
Guy who went on holiday to Toontown and made it his whole personality:
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
A woman runs off a cliff. Her friend points and states "you've gona and run off the cliff..." The first woman, floating in midair says "that's OK. This is a cartoon." With confidence, she points to herself with her thumb and says "if I don't look down I won't fall." An incredibly low flying plane trockets by and sucks her into the jet engine, spewing viscera out the back with a BZZZZZZHHH much to the other woman's horror.
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
post your last two brain cells
Doctor Lady and Blast Hardcheese in the David Winters classic, "Space Mutiny".
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Linnaeus @linnaeus.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
I don’t know how anyone is supposed to identify if a signature is forged, since almost every time I sign anything anymore it’s with my index finger on an awkwardly held tablet.
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Willard Tendies
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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
I'll straight up listen to elevator music in a house and house music in an elevator. I really don't give a shit anymore.
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
"Verify your age" "Three of my birth year's digits are odd numbers." *digs out FRS radio that probably still works* *fixes a broken VHS tape*
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andy™ @andylevy.net · 12/07/2026
we don’t say “he died” we say “he speaks with the mitches”
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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Graham Platner’s claim that the Democratic Establishment conspired to destroy his candidacy is the only good thing I’ve heard about the Democratic Establishment in months.
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Scott Aukerman @scottaukerman.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Enough turning these animated films into live action movies. I want to see live action classics turned into animation. Gordon Gekko’s cigar exploding, turning his face black. Lawrence of Arabia imagining a sand dune as a roasted ham.
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K. A. “Kîck Åß” Pillë @keithpille.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
The south as a region has a lot going for it: food, culture, natural beauty The confederacy: a noxious bucket of shit that got off too easily
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
A pox on every single transphobe, especially those with the political and social power to make people’s lives better or worse who decide: hm, let’s go with WORSE. This includes not only rabid rightwingers, but also ostensible allies who cannot wait to sell out our trans brothers and sisters. POX!!
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The Andy Rat 🍺🐀 @theandyrat.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Victorian Era hooligans terrorizing the trolleys with their music boxes and looking around to see who visibly cringes as they wind it up.
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