Reposted by Mark RobertsJohn Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 31/07/2024There are a lot of opinions about what makes you a real writer, so let me tell you the truth: You become a real writer when you notice a typo and it's too late to do anything about it. 33921140 921
Reposted by Mark RobertsRevenge of the Man-Thing’s Menagerie of Marvelous Monsters @adventurin2fear.bsky.social · 10/10/2026He already had his face used by someone else, he’s not about to do that all over again. 7798139 798
Reposted by Mark RobertsJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 10/10/2026{"just like heaven" plays tinnily on the speakers} 2364 36
Reposted by Mark RobertsMolly Templeton @mollytempleton.com · 10/10/2026no idea who made this but I think of that random person with gratitude every time I heat up any sort of wraplike food object in the microwave 5080991504 8.1K
Reposted by Mark RobertsDisappointed Optimist @disappoptimism.bsky.social · 09/10/2026“Friday morning 9AM meeting?” “Sure” says past me, a total idiot. 1311 31
Reposted by Mark Roberts2000 AD Comics @2000ad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Lock in, GIs! The countdown to the UK premiere of Rogue Trooper at London Film Festival this Friday is on, as @manmademoon.bsky.social brings the all-guns-blazing sci-fi @2000ad.bsky.social comic strip to life bit.ly/4ebVzhl 1034483 344
Reposted by Mark RobertsTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have never been so brutally called out in my life 416928 169
Reposted by Mark Robertsmean things I say to myself @meantomyself.bsky.social · 06/10/2026Should I have coffee? 🔲 Yes 🔲 No 🔲 The mug is already in your hand, it's weird you are asking me 7818 81
Reposted by Mark RobertsStephen G. Rae @stephengrae.bsky.social · 06/10/2026#NationalBadgerDay in my native Ayrshire and adopted Cumbrian dialects, 'broc' is badger Held in high esteem; 'broccán' is 'wise man' and 'badger'. Near the home they protect against evil influence and represent family harmony more in my book: "Folklore of the Lake District" art: Lily Seika Jones 03417 34
Reposted by Mark RobertsJim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This gets said constantly, but it worth reiterating: Games Workshop being bigger than fishing is important to shout about because you wouldn't know it from government talking points, which are rarely about anything creative or artistic. Growth won't involve fish or steel, it will involve goblins. 502628644 2.6K
Mark Roberts @thatmarkroberts.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Truly terrifying. Who Framed Roger Rabbit.static.klipy.comDip BurningAlt: A clip of Christopher Lloyd’s lowing a Toon into a vat of Dip, from the movie Who Framed Roger Rabbit 020 2
Reposted by Mark RobertsThe Swamp Wytch @theswampwytch.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Like ancient bog bodies, swamp timber defies time. Submerged in cold, acidic peat water, heart cypress doesn't rot - tannins "pickle" the wood, turning fallen trunks into indestructible ghost logs that outlast generations. The mire keeps its relics intact, held safe from decay. #SwampLifeSunday 1141 14
Reposted by Mark RobertsFinal Friztination @frizfrizzle.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Hi, I'm Baloo. Life in the jungle is easy! Forget about your worries! Now, here is a list of specific instructions in order to not hurt yourself eating a pear. 2215 21
Reposted by Mark RobertsDan McPainInOneSpecificKnee @danmckee.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The tobermoreys wombles gag is so good im angry ive never thought of it 1135 13
Reposted by Mark RobertsDuncan Jones @manmademoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026And on that day, horror movies were born! 😅 2623025 230
Reposted by Mark RobertsDan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026The most disappointing video you’ll see today. 1042263651 2.3K
Reposted by Mark RobertsUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“Don’t be an idiot, Harry. Just ask him for directions.” 520840 208
Reposted by Mark RobertsUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 02/07/2025alien graffiti can be pretty hurtful 😔 284126071555 12.6K
Reposted by Mark RobertsScary Berry @berryh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Film tie-in popcorn buckets are getting ridiculous. If they'd had them for SE7EN in 1995, you'd have been eating your sweet 'n' salty out of Gwyneth Paltrow's head 5156 15
Reposted by Mark RobertsDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hey guys! I'm Burke, he's Hare, and before we get into today's unboxing video, we just wanna talk a little about today's sponsor, Surfshark 7471148 471
Reposted by Mark Robertsdepths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 4853331256 5.3K
Reposted by Mark RobertsSaladin Ahmed @saladinahmed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026this thread was a really nice reminder that even though everything's terrible everything isn't terrible 417814 178
Mark Roberts @thatmarkroberts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Also a favoured Christmas Movie. And no, not in a ‘Die Hard is just *set* at Christmas’ way. It’s almost impossible to take Christmas out of this movie. 110 1
Reposted by Mark RobertsDr Kat Day (she/her) 🎃 🌓 @chronicleflask.katday.com · 01/10/2026Another week, another “we’re vaguely familiar with the basic premise of the story while at the same time wilfully missing the entire point” moment 241203294 1.2K
Reposted by Mark Robertsrich uncle skeleton @alexeptable.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Just keep having visions of some poor fucker getting psychosis when his spotify plays an AI knock off of Mr Brightside but it features his name and personal details about his life he accidentally shared with a bot 424747 247
Reposted by Mark RobertsJosephine Riesman @josie.zone · 02/10/2026Forever hilarious to me that Jack from THE SHINING (novel) was Stephen King reflecting his own tormented soul and asking if it could ever be redeemed, then Kubrick got ahold of the story and was like "Wow, this Jack guy SUCKS" and depicted him as a total son of a bitch with no redeeming qualities 21024 102
Reposted by Mark Robertsmmrilla @mmrilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Today's Meme from @desveaux.bsky.social 618486 184
Mark Roberts @thatmarkroberts.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Honestly, that this video is from over two decades ago now? Makes me feel pretty old. But it remains absolutely brilliant. The standard I hold other remixes up to. 000 0
Reposted by Mark RobertsRyan CrawCour @ryan.crawcour.social · 01/10/2026BREAKING NEWS: Tensions between Thor and the Care Bears have escalated rapidly overnight. 5762201689 6.2K
Reposted by Mark RobertsAngri Bundel @anibundel.com · 01/10/2026Please accept this perfect photo of Maxx who believes himself invisible as my contribution towards your mental health for the day. Also, take a break, drink some water, and double check that curtain isn’t see-thru. 211113191 1.1K
Reposted by Mark RobertsHarry Turtledove @hntdove.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Nah. Sounds about right. 5708 70
Reposted by Mark Roberts2000AD Randomizer @2000adrandom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Carlos Ezquerra 1449 44
Reposted by Mark Robertspriscilla page @priscillapage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026street art goatse 1160076 600
Reposted by Mark RobertsJock @jockbsky.bsky.social · 01/10/2026New DREDD/BATMAN piece by Bill Sienkiewicz🔥 736394 363
Reposted by Mark RobertsDraculosity Jones: Ghost Skeleton @brainmage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I truly suffer for my art 0142 14
Reposted by Mark Roberts👻Skulliam🎃Boo-tler🍂Yikes🕷️ @yeets.biz · 19/09/2026i need to know what happened 308163403175 16.3K
Reposted by Mark RobertsPaul Putner @realpaulputner.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In the consumer TV show, That's Life, Doc Cox was a co-presenter. His alter ego was Ivor Biggun. I wonder how he got that job considering his scatological, smutty music career. It'd be like if BBC's Watchdog hired K**t & The Gang to perform cheeky songs at people in Fulham North End Road market too. 8336 33
Reposted by Mark RobertsAntiques For Geeks @antiquesforgeeks.bsky.social · 01/10/2026September 30th v October 1st 1184 18
Mark Roberts @thatmarkroberts.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Man, the misinformation online is getting silly… 000 0
Reposted by Mark RobertsScarred For Life Books @scarredforlife.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The revived EAGLE (1982) was ostensibly the family-friendly alternative to 2000 AD. Nevertheless, it gave us the famously creepy Doomlord, dystopian nightmare The Tower King, fearsome dinosaur Bloodfang, and gritty dole drama Dolebusters! 7549 54
Reposted by Mark RobertsTom Gauld @tomgauld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com 41100299 1.1K
Reposted by Mark RobertsNostalgic Things that go bump in the night @nostalgicthing.bsky.social · 30/09/2026“As seen on ITV’s Chart Show” 0123 12
Reposted by Mark RobertsGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me talking about someone I've posted with on the same social media site for a long time but never actually met 171463373 1.5K
Reposted by Mark RobertsIan Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome 14780861995 8.1K